Toejam sent me this.

And another thing to remember, just like any criticism of Obungler is racist, if Thunder Rodent Thighs or Fauxchohantis is elected, any criticism of either of them will be sexist. Mark my words.

Ron from Ohio sent me the following.

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Didja hear the latest? Obungler is claiming that he has cut the deficit while he has been in office. And he also thinks Obummercare has cut the deficit. He blames the first trillion dollar deficit on Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler. And speaking of Halliburton, Obumbler just played a round of golf with a Halliburton bigwig. Where’s the outrage?

But I digress.

See, the one trillion dollar deficit was Bush’s fault because he was in office at the start of that fiscal year. The only thing wrong with that argument (some liberal economists came up with that) is that the spending bills were passed after Bush left office and they were signed by Oblamebush so Dubya had absolutely nothing to do with any of the spending. The trillion dollar deficits can be laid at the feet of Speaker Blinky, Horrible Harry, and Obeauzeau. Just remember, that the Dimocrats won in 2006 by blaming the Republicans for spending like drunken sailors. They ran as fiscal conservatives which would be funny if it weren’t so serious. They passed Paygo and immediately ignored it. Then Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade ran against profligate spending by Republicans. Oboner is gonna go down as the biggest spender in this country’s history.

He’ll also go down on the biggest spender in history when it comes to the lavish vacations he and Moochelle go on. The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party howled about the vacations Reagan took at his own ranch in California. It was the same thing when Bush 41 vacationed at his home in Maine. I remember they were aghast at how much gas one of his speedboats consumed. They howled when Bush 43 vacationed at his own ranch in Texas. The Dimocrats are supposedly the “party of the common man” but you sure couldn’t tell with its last two presidents. The Clintoons liked to hobnob with rich people at Martha’s Vineyard. So do the Oblunders. Thunder Rodent Thighs and her spawn traveled all over the world on the taxpayers’ dime when BJ was president. So does Mooch now and she takes her mother with her. Often, the Oboners use two separate planes to go to the same place. Just imagine how the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party would howl if Obambi were a Republican going on all of these lavish vacations. Of course, they can’t say anything about Obarky because he’s a Dimocrat and furthermore that would be raaaaaa-cist.

This one comes from Pat.

A man from London who had played cricket all his life emigrated to America. He married an American woman and together they had a wonderful little family, a boy and a girl. He really wanted to become immersed in the American culture, and because cricket is not unlike baseball, he tried out for a local baseball team. They couldn’t use him, but they invited him to officiate their games. And of course, he accepted.

When his children were toddlers they would often sit on his lap to hear bedtime stories. But, as they grew older, only his little girl liked to do that. He was confused and asked the advice of his wife.

She replied, “As someone from Old Blighty, certainly you should know (more…)