Today’s pun is from Ken.
A Polack and a Czech saved their money and came to America for a grand vacation. After a few weeks of travel, they found themselves in Yellowstone National Park. Fascinated by the stark nature of the wilderness, they choose to look into camping. They approached a ranger, he advised them of a wilderness camping area but warned them that it was the peak of the grizzle feeding season and they would need to exercise extreme caution.
Undaunted, the two hiked to a very remote campsite. They pitched their tent and settled in for the night. The next morning the same ranger made his usual inspection of the campsites on his ATV. When he came upon the campsite of the two adventurers, his eyes could not believe the destruction. Everything was torn up, blood stains everywhere, but no signs of the Polack and the Czech. Alarmed, the ranger went to enlist the help of another ranger.
After very few minutes of searching, the two rangers came upon two grizzles, one a male, the other a female, resting in the warm sun, seemingly totally content. Upon further examination of the two bears it was clear their paws, bibs and jowls were blood stained. One ranger said, “I guess those are the bears that got the two campers.” The second said, “Don’t be so sure, they may have feasted on an elk. They decided that they would need to kill the bears and inspect the contents of their stomachs. With two simultaneous perfect head shots, the female slumped in death, the male roamed for fifty feet, then fell over dead.
The two rangers split up, one working on the female, the other on the male. Soon the ranger working on the female shouted, “Here’s the Polack, looks like she swallowed him nearly whole.” After a minute or so the other ranger shouted back, “I can confirm that because …
… the Czech is in the male.”
One of my nephews is married to a Czech. He is gonna hate me for a long time for this one.
So in that case when he has sex with her it will be the male is in the Czech.
And depending on what she does with is ass, well…. LOL.
Czech mate
You can’t blame bears for being Hungary and Russian to eat both men. When they had Finnished, Norway they could eat more.; they had enough Greece in their bodies. The rangers Havena a Seoul to kill them. But I Czeched they were Praguematic and wanted to avoid a Dublin incident.
Sorry, I Canada better….
Dear Claudia – waddaya mean, that you cannot do better? I think you did that very well. Keep up the good work.
Cheers.
Beautiful! Love your wit.
Keep them coming, Claudia. We have missed you terribly, and need your Swede puns, and we Alaska to keep them French and right on Tropic. Please don’t Chile us out like that again.
Thanks, friends. I do my best. Sometimes, I Havana Whales of a good time with a pun. But when Iran out of words, it drives me inSeine.
Denny,
I don’t believe this because, there is no way the current crop of rangers would have shot the bears (especially with a perfect shot).
I hate being eaten by a grizzle! Worse than being gored by an ochs!
Two Polacks buy a Country Squire station wagon.
When they get it home they set to it with hammers and pry bars and proceed to rip all the wood trim off of it.
They stand back to admire their work and one Polack says to the other, “You know, I kinda liked it better when it was still in the box.”
I am reminded that in Prague an abortion is refered to as a cancelled Czech.