Ron sent me this.

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I’m trying to figger out who the woman in the cowboy hat is. Whoda thunk back in the 60’s that in 2015 the most racist people in America would be black and if you said that people should be judged on merit and the content of their character rather than skin color you would be branded a racist? Welcome to Obungler’s America where all white people are evil and blacks can do no wrong. Yannow blacks like St. Trayvon of Skittles (the son Mooch and Obumbler never had), St. Michael of Swisher Sweets (a gentle giant who had just robbed a convenience store), and St. Eric of Smoothies. Any black woman who cries rape, like “Jackie” is automatically to be believed even though she changes her story multiple times and refuses to go to the authorities. Amazing!

Dude! Where’s my country?

So the Army has finally gotten around to charging Bowe Bergdahl with desertion and misbehavior against the enemy. They should also charge this cowardly asshole with treason since when he deserted he actively sought out the enemy. The same goes for any member of the Obungler administration who thought it was a good idea to trade five al Qaeda leaders for this disgrace to the uniform of the United States Army. I hope the Army throws the book at him but I’ll be willing to bet that all he’ll get is a short jail sentence and an other than honorable discharge. He should be stripped of all rank, given a dishonorable discharge, and lined up against a wall and shot and the people who should do the shooting are the relatives of the soldiers who died while searching for him. At the very least, he should spend the rest of his life in Leavenworth.

Members of the Obungler administration, like Susan Rice and Obumbler himself say that he served with honor. Of course he did. In their world traitors and deserters are honorable. They hate the United States and everything it stands for. I never thought I would see the day when we would have an openly racist and anti-Semite president like the jerkweed we have now, and he has surrounded himself with Mooslime apologists like himself. What’s even more amazing is the overwhelming support he gets from the Jews in the Dimocrat Party like Schumer, Boxer, Feinstein, Whatshername Slutz, Nadler, and many others.

The Dimocrat Party wanted us to lose the Cold War. That’s why they hated Reagan so much. He was one of the people responsible for winning the Cold War. Now they want us to lose the GWOT. What is it with Dimocrats that they want us to lose wars? Why do they hate this country so much?

And speaking of Mooselime love from Oblunder and how much he hates Israel there’s this

The Pentagon has declassified a document that was once labeled “top-secret,” which goes into sophisticated detail about Israel’s nuclear weapons program. The document was released quietly just prior to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s March 3 speech to a joint session of Congress.

Israel has never officially confirmed or denied the existence of a nuclear weapon’s program within its borders.

The Pentagon declassified sections covering Israel’s nuclear program, but “kept sections on Italy, France, West Germany and other NATO countries classified, with those sections blocked out in the document,” Israel National News reported.

You remember Israel right? It used to be one of our allies. That’s before we elected a closet Mooslime as president. Bill Quick tells us the reason Obeauseau did this.

You know why Obama did this, right?

I mean, aside from a horrendous case of Princess Perfect butt-hurt.

He want (sic) to make the argument that since Israel has nukes, it is “unfair” to block Iran from having them as well.

Remember, to Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade, it’s all about “fairness”. He knows that raising the capital gains tax brings in less revenue, but it’s not fair that the rich get income from it. He wants to punish the rich even if it hurts other demographics, like black people. Under Oboner, the income divide between rich and poor has actually increased. In fact, the demographic that is doing the worst under Obarky is black people. Blacks did far better under Reagan and both Bushes than they have done under Obambi. Doesn’t matter. Whom are they gonna vote for? A Republican? Keep getting it in the ass you stupid black people. Keep voting for the people who have kept you poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint because you have done so well the past 50 years by doing so. LBJ was right. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m a racist for pointing out how dumb black people are. If the KKK had wanted to hurt black people, they couldn’t have done any better than the Dimocrat Party. How ironic. But then, the KKK was the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party. The beauty of all of this is they have a bunch of useful idiots, the Congressional Black Caucus, in on the scam of screwing black people. They get theirs so screw everyone else. Some of them like “civil rights icon” John Lewis actually think these policies are a good thing for blacks. He got hit one too many times by a club on Bloody Sunday.

But I digress. Bill isn’t done.

Of course, Israel isn’t a nation run by a bunch of murderous apocalyptic barbarian savages, and despite being threatened with extinction for the past forty years it’s had nukes, has never used them.

And many of Iran’s holy men are willing to commit suicide by starting a nuclear war since they feel it will bring on the 12th Imam or some sort of religious babble like that.

Yannow, I’ve heard of shooting down a plane but shitting down a plane.

A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn’t. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.

Read the rest. Thanks to Peggy U. for sending me this.

I’ve seen what people do to public toilets. Have you ever entered a stall and seen a toilet full of shit? Not just shit, but toilet paper? How hard is it to flush the freaking toilet? Has not the previous user ever used a flush toilet before?

Feel better now? Thanks Toejam.

In his announcement speech yesterday Ted Cruz said, “Imagine a president who stands with Israel.” At this point in time I would like to imagine a president who stands with America ’cause our current president sure doesn’t. He is the first president in history who hates the country he is running. He is defying the Constitution and the Dimocrat Party is behind him 100%. He hates Jews but is supported 100% by the Jews in the Dimocrat Party like Chuck the Schmuck Schumer, Debbie Whatshername Slutz, Barbara dumb as a a box of Boxer(s), Diane Feinstein and the rest of the Israel hating Jews in the Dimocrat Party. He is a closet Mooslime who would love to sell this country out to Islam and the aforementioned Jewish Dimocrats seem OK with that. If Obungler had his way, they would be the first people to go either under Islam or under communism since both ideologies hate Jews. It’s like the aforementioned Jews have a death wish.

Just for the record, I’m for Ted Cruz. Why?

1. He’s a conservative, sumpin’ the Republican base wants. They want someone they would crawl over glass to vote for. Pundits say Sarah Palin was a drag on the ticket in 2008. They are wrong. She was the reason many conservatives showed up at the polls to vote in 2008. It sure wasn’t for Johnny Maverick ‘reach across the aisle’ McRINO. She’s the reason I held my nose and voted for him.

2. He fights and I think he is willing to get his hands dirty, sumpin’ McRINO and Mittens refused to do. Mittens won the first debate and then let himself get rolled in the second debate by that fat idiot Candy Crowley. After that, he gave up. During the 2008 campaign when a crowd yelled “Hussein” at a rally, McRINO told them not to. You don’t win elections against Dimocrats by taking the high road. When they punch you, you punch right back. If Lee Atwater hadn’t died, Bush 41 would have prolly defeated BJ in 1992.

Look for the RINO leadership to go after him hard just like they have gone after the Tea Party. If only they would fight Dimocrats like they fight the Tea Party. Remember, the Republican establishment hated Reagan and look what he did. He won two landslide elections. He was responsible for winning the Cold War, which the Dimocrats wanted to lose just like they want to lose the GWOT. He started the longest sustained growth of the economy since WWII. He was the best president in my lifetime. And, like Ted Cruz, he was an unabashed conservative.

Update: My sister just informed me that Ted Cruz is a white Hispanic. She found that out from NPR. So, now there are two of them: George Zimmerman and Ted Cruz. Actually there are more. Recently I read somewhere on the web (so it has to be true) that according to the latest census, more and more American Hispanics are checking the white box on the census forms. Next thing you know, they’ll start voting Republican.

Click on image to enlarge. Ron sent me this.

They come to this country to escape the shitholes that the countries they came from are. They take advantage of our freedoms and our generosity. Then, they tell us how much they hate this country and everything it stands for and try to turn this country into the shitholes they escaped from. Mexicans come here because there aren’t any jobs in Mexico and then they want to turn this into another Mexico. Mooslimes come here to escape the poverty in their countries, much of it caused by embracing a 7th Century death cult and then they want to make this a country that believes in that 7th Century death cult and all of the barbarism and poverty that it entails. Like I keep saying, if this country sucks so bad, why are they here?

There are people born here who feel the same way like Moochelle Obungler. Remember, she was not proud of her country, a country that gave her a world class education and all the opportunities that that education entailed, until her husband got the Dimocrat nomination for president. I’d like her to name another country that would have done that for her.

We have the dumb black chick who posed in Playboy who hates this country and in a racist diatribe talked about how much she hated “fat white people” in middle America. Can you imagine the outrage if a white person said how much he hated fat black people? He would have been crucified, but this stupid, racist, black bimbo gets a pass. Disgusting! I have but one thing to say to her and her demand for reparations. No to reparations, yes to repatriation. We’re sorry that your ancestors were brought to this country so here’s a one way ticket to the African nation of your choice. Also, to help you out, here’s $10 and a spear. I can be just as much a racist as you can. STFU and GFY!

This is similar to liberals who leave blue states and move to red states because of high taxes and then want to make the red states they move to just like the blue states they left. That’s what Californians did to Oregon. I’ve told this story before. My sister is in a newcomers club in South Carolina where they welcome people who have moved there. One of the people moved there from New Jersey. All she does is bitch about South Carolina. She bitched about a corrupt politician. Really? She’s from New Jersey and she bitched about a corrupt politician? Anyway, after listening to one of these bitchfests my sister asked her why, if she loved New Jersey so much, she didn’t move back there. She said that she would in an instant but couldn’t afford to live there. There is an example of the liberal mind being unable to connect cause and effect. Amazing!

Alas! I can’t seem to muster up any more modern interpretations of famous soliloquies as I have done in the past. Fortunately, I have Ron for that. Actually, he does parodies and here is one. First the original from Hamlet.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning?

Now we have Ron’s version updated and applied to Obungler.

Epilogue: An unmarked grave in a lonely Potter’s Field. Leroy picks up a skull and says to Roscoe:

At last! Smug Barack. They slew him, eventually. A Mullah
And narcissist pest, of most arrogant whimsy. He hath
Bored me with his voice a thousand times; and now, how
Comforting in my imagination it is! My mind sings at
It. Here hung those lips that have lied I know
Not how oft. Where be your guiles now? Your
Promises? Your myths? Your rumbles of racism,
That once set the brothahs on a tear? Not one
Now, to criticize Bush?

Speaking of criticizing Bush, Obumbler is now blaming ISIS, yannow the ISIS he once referred to as the “junior varsity”, on Bush. The statute of limitations never runs out on blaming Bush for anything. Just wait, the next Dimocrat president will blame any failures of Obummercare on Bush.

Ron sent me this. Every thing about this guy is fake.

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Another Pearls from two weeks ago.

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Howzaa ’bout some Guns N’ Roses from back when they were good?

On Palladia the other night they had on a program called Guns N’ Roses from Oz. Actually it was Axel Rose and a bunch of other dudes. Different drummer, different bass player, a keyboard player, different rhythm guitarist and different lead guitarist. For some reason Izzy Spradlin and Slash were on stage but I don’t know why. The guy doing most of the lead was some funny looking guy with a braided beard and a funky hairdo. Slash did the intro for Sweet Child of Mine but the other dude did the solos. This was not Guns N’ Roses. Why Slash and Izzy were even on stage is beyond me. Slash created all of these solos and some other dude was playing them instead of him.