John Williams. ‘Nuff said.

Rob sent me this one.

Red Bluff >> A Corning woman was arrested Sunday after she reportedly drove a stolen van to the Tehama County Jail to visit her husband, who had been arrested earlier in the week for suspicion of stealing a vehicle.

Shortly after 12:30 p.m. Sunday, Tehama County Sheriff’s deputies responded to Northern California Child Development, Inc. on Antelope Boulevard for the report of a burglary and a stolen vehicle, according to a department press release.

They keys to the stolen van had been inside the business.

Deputies took a report, collected evidence and placed a “be on the lookout” for the stolen vehicle.

Around 7:30 p.m. the stolen van was spotted near the Tehama County Jail.

Deputies watched the stolen van when a woman approached.

The woman pulled out keys and started the vehicle.

Deputies then took 41-year-old Michelle Marie Noland, also known by the last name Collins, into custody.

During an inventory of the vehicle, items from the burglary of the NCCDI building were located.

Deputies learned Noland had been at the jail visiting her husband, who had been arrested earlier in the week for suspicion of vehicle theft burglary and attempting to run from the police in a stolen vehicle.

Sheriff’s logs show Cody Ray Noland, 45, of Corning was arrested Wednesday in Rancho Tehama on suspicion of vehicle theft, possession of a stolen vehicle and evading a peace officer.

Michelle Noland was arrested for suspicion of burglary, possession of a stolen vehicle and possession of multiple prescription medications. She had 45 Methadone tablets without a prescription, according to the press release. Her bail was $45,000.

Both Nolands were arrested together in September and are awaiting a Jan. 12 court hearings on drug and gun charges.

According to court records Michelle also pled not guilty to separate charges grand theft, identify theft and second-degree commercial burglary.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Driving a stolen vehicle to visit her husband in jail.

Another one from my buddy Pres. Black hair! (more…)

I was gonna give it to the petulant president who wouldn’t congratulate Netanyahu for his victory. He did finally call him yesterday and told him the US would rethink its support of Israel. But, he got beat out by this bitch. Thanks to Sandy for nominating her.

Azealia Banks hates “everything about this country.”

The outspoken Harlem-born rapper is unapologetic about her feelings towards the United States, a country she demands reparations from.

We’ve paid trillions in reparations. It’s called welfare, Section 8 housing, and Food Stamps.

“I hate everything about this country,” she said in Playboy’s annual April Sex & Music Issue in which she appears on the cover and in a frisky 10-page nude pictorial.”

Yannow, I always wonder why all of those people who hate this country so much are still living here?

“I hate fat white Americans,” Banks continued. “All the people who are crunched into the middle of America are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America.”

It sounds like she’s the racist here. Blacks live better in this country than anywhere else on this planet. Our poor blacks live better than the majority or people on this planet. She should thank her lucky stars that she was born here instead of some shithole like Kenya, Nigeria, Somalia, or just about anywhere else in Africa. Read the rest of the linked article with more racist BS from this booger eatin’ moh-ron.

She’s a racist, white hating, ungrateful bitch. She’s also a winner of the coveted AOTW Award.

Karen sent me this one.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Woke up yesterday morning and looked out the window and saw it was raining. It would rain the rest of the day. Rain and temp in the 50’s. Miserable weather.

All I had left yesterday was a session with an OT (Occupational Therapist), talking to Ashley, the seating specialist about a new chair, and the final medical review. I got a hand mirror to check my skin (my old one that I got from Shepherd in 1988 broke when I sat on it a few weeks ago) from the OT and she’s ordering me a raised toilet seat. She asked me the name of my blog and I told her. I also warned her that I was a raving right wing loon, at least that’s what the trolls call me, and she might not like me after reading my stuff.

I sat down with Ashley and we selected a new chair for me. The really neat light weight carbon fiber chair I got two years ago broke, so this time we’re gonna try titanium.

I always like going to Augusta because it’s still a southern city. Atlanta has so many transplants that you can go days without hearing a southern accent, and of course, the news readers at the local TV stations all have what I call Midwest news speak accents. Not so Augusta. For the record, I like southern accents. My favorite is the South Carolina Midlands accent, which my sister’s mother-in-law, whom I adored, had. My BIL lost his in college. He doesn’t have a trace of south mouth. I also like the Georgia accent which you hear if you get outside of Atlanta.

I got out of the VA around noon and drove home in the rain. Fortunately, the traffic wasn’t bad so I was able to stay on cruise control for most of the drive. What is it with the milk shake machines at Mickey D’s? When I drive home from a trip, I often get a desire for a chocolate milk shake. I can’t believe how many times I stop to get one and am told that their milk shake machine is broken. What’s up with that? What’s wrong with them that they break so often? Anyone who has worked there know? What breaks on them? Are they that unreliable? Where’s six sigma when you need it?

I’ll bet they’re really pissed off at the White House today. Obungler really hates Netanyahu and sent operatives to Israel to work against him. The LSM was in on it as well. Right before the election they said he was trailing in the polls and look what happened. He won in a landslide. Yet another Obumbler supported candidate loses. It’s nice to see Israel voted against committing national suicide. Wouldn’t it be nice if we did the same? What? You say we did in the last midterm? Really? What have the Republicans done other than send a letter to the Iranians saying they wouldn’t approve an agreement that would let them get a nuke? They caved on immigration. Why? Because their donors want cheap labor. The only people Boner and McConnell want to fight are members of the Tea Party. And then look at whom they want to run in 2016. Jeb Bush. Yeah. Let’s try to elect another RINO since that has worked so well in the last two presidential elections. And also since the Bush name is golden after eight years of Bush 43.

Netanyahu is a conservative. He realizes the threat that Iran imposes. If anyone is gonna try to take out Iranian nuke facilities it’s Israel. Israel has a leader who loves his country. I wish we could say the same. Ours hates America and wants to weaken it. He’s done a pretty good job the last six years of doing just that.

On another topic, I hear Cheney said in an interview that Obeauzeau is the worst American president in history, even worse that Carter, and accused Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade of playing the race card. Duh Captain Obvious! I was at the VA today and in one of the waiting rooms the cacklefest known as The View was on and Whoopie Goldberg was irate that Cheney accused Oboner of playing the race card. Blinded by her skin color. I predicted way back in 2008 when Obongo started his run for the White House that every criticism of this SCoaMF would be deemed racist and anyone who is honest with him (or her) self would have to agree that that is exactly what he has done. His sole qualifications for the office were the color of his skin and his ability to read words, written by others, off of a TelePrompTer. I don’t know if we will ever be able to repair the damage he has done to this country especially since that damage has been piled on top of the damage of two other Dimocrat presidents, LBJ and FDR. And let’s not leave Republicans out of this with Nixon’s EPA.

What has occurred in my lifetime is the Dimocrat Party has become the Communist Party and the Republican Party has become the old Dimocrat Party.

We’re doomed!

Don Surber’s Tweet of the Day.

Bibi pwns Obongler.

I’m off to Augusta for my annual VA physical. It was actually scheduled for last month but I had to reschedule due to my butt sore and not wanting to retard the healing by sitting on my butt for the two hour drive. When I changed my dressing Sunday, there was no more draining and it appears to be all closed up. I put a new dressing on just to be sure and I’ll be doing many weight shifts for the drive.

Finally got my towel warmer operational. They had put in an outlet close to the shower to plug it in but it didn’t work. The project manager stopped by yesterday and fixed it. What a sybaritic pleasure it is to have a nice warm towel to dry off after a shower. I’m loving this new bathroom!

Things are starting to come together. I had the Mexicans out today to perform crape murder on my crape myrtles. I call it that because my BIL sez it’s wrong to top crape myrtles, but that’s what happens around Atlanta in February. I’m a little late this year. They also cut back my autumn olive bush in the back. That thing really grows! I’m having a weeping Japanese maple planted in the front yard where my maple tree used to be. I got cited by the HOA management company for not having anything there. Three years ago, I cut down the maple because the shade deterred my Bermuda grass from growing. I had the stump ground at that time as well so they should be able to plant it OK. Hopefully, my financial situation will be such that I’ll be able to have my patio in the back extended and stone retaining walls around my beds. That should finish the outside. Then comes the rest of the inside. Master bedroom closet doors widened, hardwood floors in the master bedroom, and the master bedroom painted. I’m also gonna have to have the rest of the inside of the house painted. When I put the hardwoods in the master bedroom, I may have the guest bedroom done as well. And, when I recover from all of that, I may upgrade the guest bathroom with a new tile floor, new cabinets, granite counter tops, and brush nicked fixtures.

I cannot believe that in July I’ll have lived in this house for 17 years. The only house I have lived in longer than that was the house I grew up in. I lived there for 24 years, 19 before the Navy and 5 after I got out of the Navy and went to college and my first 2 years at IBM. I also find it hard to believe that in October, I’ll have been retired from IBM for 11 years. Where does the time go?

Another Pearls Before Swine Pun. Pearls is my favorite comic strip and Rat is my favorite character. He’s usually the one threatening Pastis in the last frame for a bad pun. Thanks to Thomas for sending.

Click on image to enlarge.

Had to go to the doctor today. Counting the pharmacy, I had to stand (actually sit since I was in my chair) in three lines. Every single person in front of me in all three lines were blithering idiots. I thought it might have been the person behind the counter. Nope. When I got to the front of the line I was taken care of immediately and quickly. So, the reason everyone in front of me took so long was they had to be blithering idiots. Gack! Of course I know that the country is full of booger eatin’ moh-rons. Obungler getting elected twice proves that.

We’re doomed!