Here I am at my usual time and already I spy 5 comments of naive, titual beatitude. That’s a high number for early on a Saturday morning so before casting my professional gaze on this lady I was expecting something ultra special.
Anxiously, my finger stroked my breast shaped mouse until my eyes fell upon the subject of such adoration from the 5, albeit neophyte, boobage fans.
EGAD, GADZOOKS, WTF! It’s an ill-informed mammary cataclysmic event. How could any professional boobage expert see anything but misalignment, misshape and to make today’s boobage a total flop her anfractuous aureoles can only be described as something out of the NASA Saturn V nose-cone museum.
OK, let’s make this short and sweet.
1) FACE: long black hair that can only be described as “ordinary”. The doo appears like a typical 1970’s steno-pool mop. However, her facial features are sharp and attractive in a theatrical way. Every time my eyes focus on her face I see Lily Tomlin, circa 1967. I was always attracted to Lily. Next to Goldie Hawn she was my favorite “Laugh in” personality. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: As stated in my professional preamble I see little to be positive about. Yea, the un-aided uplift is nice, but the gargantuan butterballs she sports on her chest, tipped with aureoles that are only rivaled by the behemothic Georgia Dome in Atlanta. Maybe that’s why Atlanta Denny is so enamored with capacious aureoles. Sorry ma’am your chesticle “assets” are not acceptable to a charter member of the professionally boobage purveyor society. Rating: “D”.
Toejam overall Rating: “D+”.
The only thing that prevents me from proclaiming her a solid “F” is the fact that she does have possibilities. Dr. Finkelstein could scoop out 4 pounds of tit stuffing, reduce her aureoles to the proper “N to A” ratio and demonstrate to the world his unique talent for transforming a bloated body part into an international work of art. Until that time my rating stands despite the amateurish palaver from my fellow commenters.
Now, on this rainy, North Carolina morning my thoughts turn to the finest chest ever sculpted by Mother Nature. DDP is on my mind and in my heart despite her distance. My body aches for her warm touch, soothing seductive whispers as we sit naked next to one another on my velveteen covered sofa. Sipping some nice Marcel Deiss, Engelgarten 2007 Riesling from exquisitely crafted Cristallerie de Montbronn stemware we look into each other’s eyes and into each other’s souls. Our hormones begin their inevitable journey into the spiraling upward abyss that can only end in a dual hedonic orgasm that would eclipse the largest Supernova explosion ever recorded by man.
Alas that’s not to be at the moment since we’re far apart physically but as my sainted mother always opined when I was a mere lad: “Christmas is no big deal. It’s the anticipation of its arrival that makes the heart flutter.” So my anticipation of DDP and yours truly in carnal juxtaposition will have to get me through the day.
TJ – I like a woman’s areolae and nipples to look like a woman’s not like a little boy’s as you prefer. Methinks you must have had a bad experience with a real woman at a young age. Do you not realize that DDP has a woman’s areolae and not those of a little boy? For this particular woman the A (areola) to B (boob) ratio is perfect.
I agree with you, Denny. TJ must have some kind of post-boob-syndrome that prevents him from appreciating reality. This girl’s boobs are indeed magnificent.
A comparison if I may…as I go thru life I look at the word around me and all that nature displays.There is little in the natural world that does not have offer some kind of beauty and awe*. As to viewing the boobage here,tis a flipbook of what nature offers(except the injected,artificially sculpted ones who will never hand down their “presented” design).I applaud nature for it’s design offerings,regardless if it’s “my preference” or not.It isn’t like any one of these gals is gonna appear nude at my door crying”Do Me” and stay with me forever 🙂
*except for the frickin squirrel that keeps gnawing into my attic to spawn!
Really, really, really like those nipples…better then popcorn at the drive in movies so popular in my day. Oh & real unaltered beavers were great hand warmers if it was chilly at the drive in movies.
Beautiful girl, great boobs. Perfect!
Alluring, and, lustful, and very nice! I want one
Boobs like these plus wonderful innie tummy buttons like this are what makes the world go round.
A+ perfect
Sorry – can’t talk.. doing camel toads here..
Holy S
Hummina, hummina, hummina
Very nice……………………………
The eyes – I love her eyes. Full of expression and fire. You can see into her soul.
Here I am at my usual time and already I spy 5 comments of naive, titual beatitude. That’s a high number for early on a Saturday morning so before casting my professional gaze on this lady I was expecting something ultra special.
Anxiously, my finger stroked my breast shaped mouse until my eyes fell upon the subject of such adoration from the 5, albeit neophyte, boobage fans.
EGAD, GADZOOKS, WTF! It’s an ill-informed mammary cataclysmic event. How could any professional boobage expert see anything but misalignment, misshape and to make today’s boobage a total flop her anfractuous aureoles can only be described as something out of the NASA Saturn V nose-cone museum.
OK, let’s make this short and sweet.
1) FACE: long black hair that can only be described as “ordinary”. The doo appears like a typical 1970’s steno-pool mop. However, her facial features are sharp and attractive in a theatrical way. Every time my eyes focus on her face I see Lily Tomlin, circa 1967. I was always attracted to Lily. Next to Goldie Hawn she was my favorite “Laugh in” personality. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: As stated in my professional preamble I see little to be positive about. Yea, the un-aided uplift is nice, but the gargantuan butterballs she sports on her chest, tipped with aureoles that are only rivaled by the behemothic Georgia Dome in Atlanta. Maybe that’s why Atlanta Denny is so enamored with capacious aureoles. Sorry ma’am your chesticle “assets” are not acceptable to a charter member of the professionally boobage purveyor society. Rating: “D”.
Toejam overall Rating: “D+”.
The only thing that prevents me from proclaiming her a solid “F” is the fact that she does have possibilities. Dr. Finkelstein could scoop out 4 pounds of tit stuffing, reduce her aureoles to the proper “N to A” ratio and demonstrate to the world his unique talent for transforming a bloated body part into an international work of art. Until that time my rating stands despite the amateurish palaver from my fellow commenters.
Now, on this rainy, North Carolina morning my thoughts turn to the finest chest ever sculpted by Mother Nature. DDP is on my mind and in my heart despite her distance. My body aches for her warm touch, soothing seductive whispers as we sit naked next to one another on my velveteen covered sofa. Sipping some nice Marcel Deiss, Engelgarten 2007 Riesling from exquisitely crafted Cristallerie de Montbronn stemware we look into each other’s eyes and into each other’s souls. Our hormones begin their inevitable journey into the spiraling upward abyss that can only end in a dual hedonic orgasm that would eclipse the largest Supernova explosion ever recorded by man.
Alas that’s not to be at the moment since we’re far apart physically but as my sainted mother always opined when I was a mere lad: “Christmas is no big deal. It’s the anticipation of its arrival that makes the heart flutter.” So my anticipation of DDP and yours truly in carnal juxtaposition will have to get me through the day.
TJ – I like a woman’s areolae and nipples to look like a woman’s not like a little boy’s as you prefer. Methinks you must have had a bad experience with a real woman at a young age. Do you not realize that DDP has a woman’s areolae and not those of a little boy? For this particular woman the A (areola) to B (boob) ratio is perfect.
Is DDP a mythical being? If not, let’s see a pic.
Hi bioya1~ many moons ago, Denny actually posted a pic of me here. That’s what began Toejam’s love affair with me. I really do exist.
Hi Denny. *wink!*
Miss ya Toejam.
~XxxOoo
I miss you DDP. And want you now!
Tell Denny you’ve had Dr. Finkelstein’s aureole reductive surgery here:
http://www.ruffplasticsurgery.com/surgical/breast/nipple-and-areola-reduction
I think they do anal bleaching and labia reduction too.
It’a all done on an “out patient” basis and covered 100% by ObamaCare
Denny: Repost! Repost!! REPOST!!!!! (Please!)
Not really ‘mythical’
Not really to be disrespected.
Not sure why you’re picking on a seventy-something with fantasies.
Just be entertained…
Thanks for the back-up, A/D!
You certainly understand what paranoid psychosis does to the mind and I appreciate it!
Wow
I agree with you, Denny. TJ must have some kind of post-boob-syndrome that prevents him from appreciating reality. This girl’s boobs are indeed magnificent.
A comparison if I may…as I go thru life I look at the word around me and all that nature displays.There is little in the natural world that does not have offer some kind of beauty and awe*. As to viewing the boobage here,tis a flipbook of what nature offers(except the injected,artificially sculpted ones who will never hand down their “presented” design).I applaud nature for it’s design offerings,regardless if it’s “my preference” or not.It isn’t like any one of these gals is gonna appear nude at my door crying”Do Me” and stay with me forever 🙂
*except for the frickin squirrel that keeps gnawing into my attic to spawn!
Really, really, really like those nipples…better then popcorn at the drive in movies so popular in my day. Oh & real unaltered beavers were great hand warmers if it was chilly at the drive in movies.
As sure as I was that Toejam would drool over last weeks boobage,
I knew at a glance that he would give this gal low marks!