Blonde? OK, I’ll concede the fact she’s about 86.4572% blonde but the rest is kinda doubtful. Unless we can see her pelvic undercarriage and examine the stubble under my forensic microscope we cannot say definitively whether or not we can plant the “real blonde” flag. Other than that I have to commend Denny for displaying an almost perfect N to A ratio. But I’ll get into that later. Unfortunately, my favorite parts of the female anatomy are clothed in some stupid, unrevealing stockings that have the texture of unrefined burlap. Oh well, that’s life.
1) FACE: Just about flawless. Her complexion is superb. Features, such as nose, eyes and mouth look as if they were taken from the top shelf of Mother Nature’s supply cabinet. Like the display in a wine shop the Ripple, Thunderbird and Boone’s Mountain are at toe level while the very fine (and expensive) French stuff are at eye level. And this lady’s case her entire body is right up there with the Domaine de la Romanée-Conti’s prized pinot noir wines. Rating: “A+++”.
2) ARMS: I have to include her upper appendages in this rating because they display the fine qualities that any young beauty would treasure. Actually, I would treasure them as well. Anyone who has had bicep sex would agree. I can’t get into that ancient Japanese art right now. However, I have studied it under Japan’s most experienced master. The actual Japanese pronouncement is not germane to today’s analysis, but it translates to ” Biceptual-erotica-forearm-nucation” for the English speaking layman. DDP is rated as a 7th degree black-wristband in this little known art! Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Fine, excellent and hung on such a fantastic upper torso her chesticles would rival the finest Pablo Picasso work framed in a 24 karat Banchi Baroque frame…..PRICELESS, but still no match for DDP’s spectacular orbs. I mentioned the almost perfect N to A ratio. Denny probably will probably label this lady’s aureoles as: “man sized”, but you can see for yourselves they stand out and rival the finest I’ve seen. They top two of the most exquisite boobs I’ve seen in some time. Not too big, not too small. Perfection! Rating: “A+++”.
4) PELVIC REGION: Yet more lusty flesh molded by Mother Nature as only Mother Nature could. I know of no artist who could create such a nubile, firm, lust oozing, Testosterone creating form. And just the hint of a wonderful upper thigh. Oh I wish I could rip those white rags from her long, luscious, slender legs. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall Rating: “A+++”. (Nice work ma’am)
Yup, one of the very few women in the world to approach DDP’s 5″+” rating. This lady is outstanding and speaking of standing I currently have a problem standing up as I cast my gaze on the woman’s form. Heck, I almost ripped the front out of my Levis due to a stiff Johnson. DDP I need you right now. I don’t care if you’re totally naked. Get onto your Harley the wind-screen will deflect the gravel and keep it from peppering your perfect form. Don’t forget the padded handcuffs, velvet whip and battery powered internal message button. I’ll have the video cameras running and after a night-long romp we can sit on the sofa are review our technique.
I’m on my way, Toejam. And I’ll be wearing that strappy leather outfit that you so enjoy peeling me out of. Oh…did I leave the nipple clamps at your place last time?
Nice,very nice,a real reprentation of fine womanhood,unlike many of the totally artificial boney “Pop Tarts” with their artificially,pumped,plumped,sculpted,silicone enhanced attempts at self agrandizment. A Charmfull Armfull.
yum! thanx, Denny!
This is Hayley Marie, another one of those beautiful British women and thankfully al over the internet.
Blonde? OK, I’ll concede the fact she’s about 86.4572% blonde but the rest is kinda doubtful. Unless we can see her pelvic undercarriage and examine the stubble under my forensic microscope we cannot say definitively whether or not we can plant the “real blonde” flag. Other than that I have to commend Denny for displaying an almost perfect N to A ratio. But I’ll get into that later. Unfortunately, my favorite parts of the female anatomy are clothed in some stupid, unrevealing stockings that have the texture of unrefined burlap. Oh well, that’s life.
1) FACE: Just about flawless. Her complexion is superb. Features, such as nose, eyes and mouth look as if they were taken from the top shelf of Mother Nature’s supply cabinet. Like the display in a wine shop the Ripple, Thunderbird and Boone’s Mountain are at toe level while the very fine (and expensive) French stuff are at eye level. And this lady’s case her entire body is right up there with the Domaine de la Romanée-Conti’s prized pinot noir wines. Rating: “A+++”.
2) ARMS: I have to include her upper appendages in this rating because they display the fine qualities that any young beauty would treasure. Actually, I would treasure them as well. Anyone who has had bicep sex would agree. I can’t get into that ancient Japanese art right now. However, I have studied it under Japan’s most experienced master. The actual Japanese pronouncement is not germane to today’s analysis, but it translates to ” Biceptual-erotica-forearm-nucation” for the English speaking layman. DDP is rated as a 7th degree black-wristband in this little known art! Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Fine, excellent and hung on such a fantastic upper torso her chesticles would rival the finest Pablo Picasso work framed in a 24 karat Banchi Baroque frame…..PRICELESS, but still no match for DDP’s spectacular orbs. I mentioned the almost perfect N to A ratio. Denny probably will probably label this lady’s aureoles as: “man sized”, but you can see for yourselves they stand out and rival the finest I’ve seen. They top two of the most exquisite boobs I’ve seen in some time. Not too big, not too small. Perfection! Rating: “A+++”.
4) PELVIC REGION: Yet more lusty flesh molded by Mother Nature as only Mother Nature could. I know of no artist who could create such a nubile, firm, lust oozing, Testosterone creating form. And just the hint of a wonderful upper thigh. Oh I wish I could rip those white rags from her long, luscious, slender legs. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam overall Rating: “A+++”. (Nice work ma’am)
Yup, one of the very few women in the world to approach DDP’s 5″+” rating. This lady is outstanding and speaking of standing I currently have a problem standing up as I cast my gaze on the woman’s form. Heck, I almost ripped the front out of my Levis due to a stiff Johnson. DDP I need you right now. I don’t care if you’re totally naked. Get onto your Harley the wind-screen will deflect the gravel and keep it from peppering your perfect form. Don’t forget the padded handcuffs, velvet whip and battery powered internal message button. I’ll have the video cameras running and after a night-long romp we can sit on the sofa are review our technique.
I’m on my way, Toejam. And I’ll be wearing that strappy leather outfit that you so enjoy peeling me out of. Oh…did I leave the nipple clamps at your place last time?
~XxxOoo
Just fine. Thank you , sir.
Awesome.
Nice,very nice,a real reprentation of fine womanhood,unlike many of the totally artificial boney “Pop Tarts” with their artificially,pumped,plumped,sculpted,silicone enhanced attempts at self agrandizment. A Charmfull Armfull.