This one is from Joe.

A young female uninformd voter is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.

She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the female uninformed voter screams at her husband “Shut up, you’re next!”