Yannow, I’ve heard of shooting down a plane but shitting down a plane.
A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn’t. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.
Read the rest. Thanks to Peggy U. for sending me this.
I’ve seen what people do to public toilets. Have you ever entered a stall and seen a toilet full of shit? Not just shit, but toilet paper? How hard is it to flush the freaking toilet? Has not the previous user ever used a flush toilet before?
https://youtu.be/dKkryfdtMNQ
Considering it’s England, their population, and the raghead shithole the flight was going to, well, no, the user may never have flushed a toilet before.
I was in Istanbul and at one of the places we visited the public toilet was a hole in the floor. If you were a woman doing a one or either sex doing a deuce, you squatted.
You sure this happened on a 747? I thought it happened on a Messerschitt.
ROTFLMAO!!! Great writing flib!! LOL!
In regards to airplane mishaps a credible theory of how the GermanAir A-320 went down over the Alps is circulating.
ISLAMIC TERRORISM HAS TAKEN DOWNING CIVILIAN AIRCRAFT TO A NEW LEVEL!
It is well know that the combination of “perfect harmonics” can bring down a large bridge. That is the combination of the second harmonic, known as the octave in music, which has twice the frequency of the fundamental harmonic and the third harmonic which has three times the frequency of the fundamental and, musically, is a perfect fifth above the octave.
Therefore I believe there were between 15 and 20 well trained ISIS Muslim yodelers placed on strategic Alpine peaks and they began their yodeling on cue with their mouths focused in the plane’s flight-path.
Soon the perfect pitch yodeling harmonic effect would cause the A-320’s sophisticated computer-controlled flight system to vibrate at such a rate it would cause the surfaces of the plane’s tail elevators to resonate and lock in a position so as to force the nose down.
The rest is history.
A fine theory indeed, but I think the Muzzies would be too busy doinkin’ the mountain goats to successfully pull off such a coordinated attack.
This is prolly the reason Obama insists that Michelle take her own jet.
Back in the 90’s at a computer club meeting in a conference room at a
Southern California bank, I (We) experience the same thing!
One rather large guy went to the crapper, and when he opened the
door, the entire room was filled with a stench that would drive the
maggots off a Civil War gut-wagon! This guy could have set off
the H2S alarms in an oil refinery. I have used a bathroom after
roach coach burrito fed Millwrights and I never smelled anything
like that!
I must admit to having done that to a restaurant bathroom once. Ran in as fast as I could and was dropping trou as I ran. Got to the toilet and all hell broke loose as I turned around to sit. Plastered the walls, back of toilet, floor and everything within 5′ before I could even bend my knees to sit. Never went back.