Name That Race

Yep! It’s time to play another edition of Name That Race where we try to determine the race of the perps in a story from the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. Today we will use this story.

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (AP) – Two Alabama college students have been suspended after authorities discovered a cellphone video that allegedly shows them sexually assaulting a woman at a Florida beach while a large crowd of spring-break revelers watches.

Bay County Sheriff Frank McKeithen described the video as “very, very graphic” and called it the “most disgusting, sickening thing” he had ever seen. He said the footage shows several men surrounding an incapacitated woman on a beach chair.

Let me guess. They are white people from Sweden. Those Swedes loves them some sexual assaults on drunk women.

The victim told authorities that she thought she had been drugged at the time, and she did not remember the incident well enough to report it.

Both students attended Troy University.

Still no hint. Prolly just some white college students.

Delonte Martistee, a 22-year-old senior from Bainbridge, Georgia, and Ryan Calhoun, a 23-year-old sophomore from Mobile, Alabama, were arrested Thursday in Alabama on Florida warrants. Martistee remained in jail Sunday in Panama City. Calhoun was released on bond.

I know! I know! At least one of the perps is black. It sure is nice that black people give their kids funny names so we can identify the race without being told or seeing a picture. In the twenty-one paragraphs of this story the race of the dooshbags who assaulted the girl is never mentioned. What’s sad is that a large crowd watched this assault and did absolutely nothing. I wonder if one of these dudes is the son Obungler never had.

If you want to see what these fine upstanding young gentlemen look like you can go here. Yeah, I know, this post be raciss!

On another note, I wonder if we will have the same national hysteria we had over the fake Rolling Stone gang rape story? Naw! The perps here are black so this story will be forgotten by tomorrow. Nothing to see here. No white frat boys. Move along.

Thunder Rodent Thighs Announces

Was there ever any doubt that TRT was gonna run for president. She was pushed aside by someone higher on the Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Grievance Scale in 2008. Blacks outrank women. Everyone knows that so when Obungler ran, TRT didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the nomination. I’ll bet there was some racist screeching behind closed doors by TRT being pushed aside by the black dude.

One of my old IBM buddies and I put together a Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) points system when we worked at IBM. Blacks have two points. Crips and females have one-and-a-half points. Hispanics and gays get one point. Viet Nam era vets and people over forty get a half point. Asians don’t get any points just like white males. We figgered out that the most secure person at IBM was a forty year old, gay, black, Viet Nam era veteran who was female and had an Hispanic surname. That person would really have to screw the pooch to get fired.

IBM finally figgered out a way to fire a person like that. Announce that their particular job had gone away and give the person a month to find a new job at IBM or leave with a settlement. They had many euphemisms for this action like workload rebalancing or resource action. Back when I still worked for IBM and blogged, many people tried to determine which company was TCIDNN (The Company I Dare Not Name). One person guessed it by googling one of the euphemisms for layoffs that I used in one of my posts.

Anyhoo, anyone who thought TRT wasn’t gonna run in 2016 wasn’t paying any attention. So now we get to listen to nineteen months of this harridan screeching about why you should vote for her. This faux feminist is gonna try to appeal to women and pose as some sort of feminist icon. She is a “feminist” who enabled her husband to sexually harass women and then she would try to destroy anyone who went public with what BJ had done to her. She is a “feminist” whose main accomplishment was riding to power on her husband’s coattails. She even put up with the humiliation of having her husband cheat on her with a chubby intern. A real feminist would have taken her daughter and left this dooshbag. Instead, she stayed and her reward was a seat in the Senate. She owes everything to BJ. There are a lot of stupid women who think she is indeed a feminist icon and will vote for her.

Of course the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party will be supporting her. So will the hypocrites at NOW or as Rush Limbaugh calls them the NAG. SNL had to weigh in as well.

Lets see if the Stupid Party can nominate some loser like McRINO who will lose to TRT. Aren’t you looking forward to eight more years of Clinton scandals? These two grifters will not go away.

Monday Pun 4-13-2015

Clyde sent me this one.

Mr. Snail entered many races but was always soundly defeated. Finally he told his friends he was buying a Porsche so he could complete with a chance to win races. When the car arrived, he had a very fancy crest that featured a stylistic “S” in the center painted on the doors, trunk, and hood. His friends told him that you don’t ruin the design of a car like a Porsche by painting designs on it. Snail replied that he wanted everyone to know who he was when he raced. In his first race he took off in blazing speed, and his friends exclaimed, (more…)