Now that Thunder Rodent Thighs has officially entered the race, in the spirit of Earth Day Lenin’s Birthday and recycling, here’s a recycled Clintoon joke from way back when sent to me by my friend Pres.

BJ started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. Yeah, I know. I doubt if the Hick freom Hope jogs anymore but it’s a joke so bear with me here. On
each run, he happens to jog by a hooker standing on the same street corner day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself for what was ceretainly to follow.

“Fifty Dollars!”, she would cry out from the curb.

“No! Five dollars!”, fired back BJ. We all know what a cheapskate BJ is with his own money. Other people’s money? That’s different. He would gladly nail this whore if someone else would pay for it.

This went on for days. He would jog by and she would yell, “Fifty Dollars!”

He would yell back, “Five dollars!”

One day however, Thunder Rodent Thighs decided she wanted to join him. Once again, this is a joke. I would say visualize Cankles in jogging shorts but I don’t want you to hurl all over your keyboard.

As the jogging Cintoons approached the street corner where the whore hung out, BJ realized that the “pro” would yell out, “Fifty dollars!” and TRT would wonder what he would really be doing on these runs every day. He figgered he should have come up with an explanation to give to the PIAP accompanying him. The closer he got, the more apprehensive he became. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid her eyes as the two went lumbering past with the grace of a couple of elephants.

Then, from the sidewalk, the prostitute yealled, “See what you get for Five bucks?”

Ron has come up with a simple Twelve Step “D’ Program to get this country back on track. Here it is:

Dismantle Obamunism

Discard Holderism

Deconstruct Jacksonism

Demolish Sharptonism

Decertify Liberalism

Deport Alienism

Decertify Race-cardism

Derail Environmentalism

Defund Governmentism

Defy Socialism

Deny Political Correctism

Decimate Islamism

And then he continues:

Of course I’ve been around long enough to know that it ain’t gonna happen that way, at least not without some violence and probably a substantial change in the type of government that would result.

Another thing I’m confident of is that even if we manage to get a conservative in the White House with a slightly right-of-center Congress, the world will continue to disintegrate because of the damage done by the Soetoro Keystone Kops. AND, since the collapse will continue and the bills will come due during the next administration, whoever follows the Kenyan Klown will get the blame, ’cause if the Left is good at anything, it’s shifting blame to somebody else.

In other words, we’re doomed! As my junior high school Civics teacher taught, communism takes two steps forward and one step back. Yes, at one time we had teachers who weren’t rat bastard commies and we had schools that weren’t socialist indoctrination centers. When I went to school there was a flag in every classroom and we said the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. There was a dress code. There was also some minor corporal punishment. And, if a student went home complaining about some such punishment being meted out the parents didn’t threaten to sue the school or the teacher who administered said punishment. If the student did complain, the student would have gotten in even more trouble at home. At least that’s the way it went with my parents and the parents of all of my friends. Times sure have changed. And not for the better. I never thought I would see a racist foreigner as president and a population dumb enough to put him there.

Ron sent me this.

And I know at least four of them. Prolly a few more. People voted for Obungler because he was black. People will vote for Thunder Rodent Thighs because she has a vagina. Ain’t identity politics wonderful?

Yesterday was Earth Day Lenin’s Birthday? Damn! I missed it. Had I known I would have cranked my A/C down to 68 degrees and turned on all of my lights and every electrical appliance in my house.