George sent me the link to this story.

Army ROTC cadets are complaining on message boards that they were pressured to walk in high heels on Monday for an Arizona State University campus event designed to raise awareness of sexual violence against women.

The Army openly encouraged participating in April’s “Walk A Mile in Her Shoes” events in 2014, but now it appears as though ROTC candidates at ASU were faced with a volunteer event that became mandatory.

“Attendance is mandatory and if we miss it we get a negative counseling and a ‘does not support the battalion sharp/EO mission’ on our CDT OER for getting the branch we want. So I just spent $16 on a pair of high heels that I have to spray paint red later on only to throw them in the trash after about 300 of us embarrass the U.S. Army tomorrow,” one anonymous cadet wrote on the social media sharing website Imgr, IJReview reported Monday.

What the flying fuck? JHFC! What is wrong with these people? The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things not to be sensitive about women. Yannow what would stop violence against women. Keeping them away from warriors. Do I sound sexist? You bet. We have people trying to turn the military into a bunch of pussies. They’re assholes! They win the award.

Toejam sent me this one.

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they came across a sign:

“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

I am entering” said Snow White.

After half an hour she came out and they asked her, “Well, how did you do?”

“First Place, of course,” said Snow White.

They continued walking and they saw a sign:

“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”

“I’m entering and you can count on me taking first place,” said Superman.

After half an hour he returned and they asked him, “How did you make out?”

“First Place,” answered Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continued walking when they saw a sign:

“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”

Pinocchio said: “No sweat, it’s in the bag. This is mine.”

Half an hour later, he returned sobbing with tears in his eyes.

“What the heck happened?” they asked.

“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.

Thunder Rodent Thighs cannot open her mouth without telling a lie and she lies about the most insignificant things like when she said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. When she was born, Edmund Hillary was still an unknown beekeeper in New Zealand. Or when she landed under fire in Bosnia. Or that she wanted to join the Marines but she was too near-sighted She is totally incapable of telling the truth about anything. She belongs in jail for all the perjury she has committed over the years. The same goes for her hubby, the Hick from Hope. They’re both pathological liars. They’re both sociopaths. They’re both crooks. They’re both traitors. They’re both dooshbags. Any woman who thinks Cankles is a feminist and cares about women needs to have her head examined. She enabled her husband’s sexual harassment and tried to destroy any woman who came forward about being Sexually harassed by BJ. I dated a woman who was an Irish Catholic and thought Floater Kennedy was a great man. She’ll prolly vote for the PIAP. I know she voted for Obungler twice. Liberalism really is a mental disease.