Ron in Ohio sent me this.

They control both houses of Congress but you sure wouldn’t know it would you? Elect Republicans. They’ll fix everything, especially if Jeb Bush gets elected. The only people they’re tough against are conservatives, yannow, the people who elected them. They just confirmed another racist black for attorney general. They’ll prolly ram scamnesty through by the end of they year.

Oh, and Bruce Jenner told Diane Sawyer he’s a Republican. No wonder he’s getting his balls chopped off. He wants to be just like McConnell and Boner. I guess the next operation will be to remove his spine and fork his tongue and put a hole in each cheek so he can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time. That also qualifies him to be an IBM manager since that’s what they do in IBM Management School.

Saw this story over the weekend at Daily Pundit.

Worse yet, Mrs. Obama was unable to answer the most simple of personal relationship questions: “How long have you and Barack been married?” Here is what she said verbatim:

Uh, 20-something years. Wait, somebody [looks to her aides] you guys know the date. When was it? It’s been over a decade. It’s been a while.

Close! Barack and Michelle were married October 3, 1992 — 23 years ago to be exact. Definitely more than a decade.

Blackie O. couldn’t remember her wedding date? Bill thinks it’s second hand choom but I have never met a woman who did not know the date of her wedding anniversary and how long she has been married. It’s only men who forget birthdays, anniversaries, and how long they have been married. Maybe she really does have the balls in the family.

Another Pearls Before Swine pun.