Toejam sent me this one.
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they came across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she came out and they asked her, “Well, how did you do?”
“First Place, of course,” said Snow White.
They continued walking and they saw a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering and you can count on me taking first place,” said Superman.
After half an hour he returned and they asked him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answered Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continued walking when they saw a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio said: “No sweat, it’s in the bag. This is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returned sobbing with tears in his eyes.
“What the heck happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.
Thunder Rodent Thighs cannot open her mouth without telling a lie and she lies about the most insignificant things like when she said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. When she was born, Edmund Hillary was still an unknown beekeeper in New Zealand. Or when she landed under fire in Bosnia. Or that she wanted to join the Marines but she was too near-sighted She is totally incapable of telling the truth about anything. She belongs in jail for all the perjury she has committed over the years. The same goes for her hubby, the Hick from Hope. They’re both pathological liars. They’re both sociopaths. They’re both crooks. They’re both traitors. They’re both dooshbags. Any woman who thinks Cankles is a feminist and cares about women needs to have her head examined. She enabled her husband’s sexual harassment and tried to destroy any woman who came forward about being Sexually harassed by BJ. I dated a woman who was an Irish Catholic and thought Floater Kennedy was a great man. She’ll prolly vote for the PIAP. I know she voted for Obungler twice. Liberalism really is a mental disease.
Over the years, you could not find anyone more liberal than my wife. In 40 years of marriage we almost always negated each others vote. For the past 4-5 years she’s been watching Special Report on Fox and has been subject to a very different side of the issues. She especially admire Charles Krauthammer. Now she can’t stand either of the Clintons and Obama…regretting that she voted for him the first time around. Maybe there is a cure after all.
Same joke is on Breitbart today, but it’s “Who the hell is Obama”. That’s the thing about liberals- they ALL lie, so you could substitute any liberal’s name, and a lot of RINO’s, like that fucking POS McConnell, who fucking LIED to conservatives after he became majority leader and said that no attorney general nominee would be considered in his Senate if that nominee supported Obama’s executive amnesty. Not only was Loretta Lynch considered, HE voted for her! Denny, you might want to consider McConnell for AOTW.
Must you insult swine so?
Were she to lay in a wallow next to one, It would get up and walk away.
You know it’s pathological with Hillary when she’ll lie about some stupid shit (being named after Sir Edmund Hillary, etc.) that can easily be discounted. If she’ll lie about something that inane you know there’s nothing she won’t lie about.
Ted Cruz slams that RINO POS McConnell…http://therightscoop.com/ted-cruz-slams-republican-majority-in-the-senate-for-allowing-lynch-nomination/#disqus_thread
Clinton should get a race change operation to turn her black -her favorite people! Re – name her Hilvarious RottenHam Clintoon!