Breaking News!

Ron in Ohio sent me this.

balls

They control both houses of Congress but you sure wouldn’t know it would you? Elect Republicans. They’ll fix everything, especially if Jeb Bush gets elected. The only people they’re tough against are conservatives, yannow, the people who elected them. They just confirmed another racist black for attorney general. They’ll prolly ram scamnesty through by the end of they year.

Oh, and Bruce Jenner told Diane Sawyer he’s a Republican. No wonder he’s getting his balls chopped off. He wants to be just like McConnell and Boner. I guess the next operation will be to remove his spine and fork his tongue and put a hole in each cheek so he can talk out of both sides of his mouth at the same time. That also qualifies him to be an IBM manager since that’s what they do in IBM Management School.

5 comments on “Breaking News!

  1. When the surgeons remove Jenner’s balls they’re gonna sew on a big fat cunt in their place…..Hillary may be the first president who’ll be attached at the “hip” with a former Olympian.

  2. Boehner and McConnell are America’s most recognizable pair of boobs who need an addadicktome, and the Olympian that took a dip into the Kardashian gene pool wants to lop his package off and get boobs.

    Strange world it has become.

    • He prolly suffered an estrogen overdose by living in a house with all women. I have met some men who seem gay because they grew up in a house with all women but actually turned out to be straight.

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