This one is from Richard.
The U.S. Mint has announced that it will launch a 50-cent coin. It will honor two great American patriots. One side will feature Theodore Roosevelt; Nathan Hale will grace the other. Why?
When you toss it, you can call “Teds” or “Hales.
Then, there is the coin with Bill Clinton on one side and Bryan Williams on the other.
When you toss it, you can call “Cock” or “Bull”
Oh my, that’s bad.
I’m gonna flip out over this one.
Proof that this pun should remain uncirculated.
whoever wrote that joke must be de-minted
How about the coin with Hillary Clinton on one side and Jeb Bush on the other.
Flip it and call: “Pussy or Penis”
I leave it up to the readers to figure out which side is which!
How about one with John Kerry on it. Then you could have “Flip” or “Flop”.