This one is from Catfish.
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
Yeah, but then they kick him in the ice hole.
Damn. Good one, Denny, but Peggy is so good, too, that I feel frozen out.
OW!!!!!!
Well there goes my day.
This is a whale of a tail. True, Peggy U, they kick the dead one in the ice hole. But. before they send it with the floe, Aunt Artica is always there to also sing “Amazing Grave” and “There’s a Green Hill Far Away”. And she serves the male tuxedo crowd some iceberg lettuce and flipped puncakes while they all drin-que Syrah, Syrah on the rocks, out of their beakers. I really think they igloo a funethereal quite seaworthy.
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Claudia – I am not worthy!!! 🙂
Stone the crows, it is nice to see Claudia back on line ( and due respect to t’other contributors too)!
I will always gladly bow down to Claudia.