I saw this on Gateway Pundit.

Union Grove High School history teacher Beth Urban sent out an e-mail to students describing a future assignment where the student is asked to put themselves in the shoes of a Muslim.

According to the e-mail obtained by popular radio show host Vicki McKenna, the students were to write a five paragraph essay pretending to be a Muslim. The student is asked to write about the daily struggles that they would face as a Muslim student in the United States. The e-mail goes on to remind the students that class has been watching documentaries that have the facts needed to write the essay.

Does that mean they can come into class with an AK-47 screaming, “Allahu Akbar!”, and then video themselves beheading the teacher or one of their fellow students because they are not a Mooslime?

Jesus H. Christ! This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. Here’s an idea. Why not write an essay about how there are no Jews or Christians in Saudi Arabia? Or why not write an essay about what happens to gay people in Iran (they’re hung) or in Saudi Arabia (they’re beheaded)? Or why it’s a crime to have a Bible in Saudi Arabia? They could also write about how much fun it is to throw Christians overboard on a boat on the way to Italy from Africa. What a wonderful religion Islam is!

Mooslimes have it a lot easier in this country than Christians and Jews have it in a majority Mooslime country. If I were a parent, I would be up in arms about this assignment and I would tell the teacher that face to face. Fucking twit!

Pres sent me this updated version of a joke about Thunder Rodent Thighs.

TRT went to a New York school to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. TRT asks him what his name is.

“Kenneth.”

“And what is your question, Kenneth?”

“I have three questions: First – whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
And, Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”

Just then the bell rings for recess.

TRT informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume
TRT says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts his hand up; TRT points him out and asks him what his name is.

“Larry.”

“And what is your question, Larry?”

“I have five questions: First – whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth?”

He prolly committed Clintoncide. C’mon America, do you really want to go through another eight years of Clinton scandals? I don’t. Remember, the way they took your mind off of one scandal was coming up with another scandal. These two grifters will go down in history as the two most corrupt politicians ever. Watch as TRT tries to humanize herself by playing the kindly grandmother to Chelsea’s spawn who will be used as a prop just like Chelsea was when she was a teenager. TRT will be worse than BJ since she is a hardcore leftist. BJ’s ideology was BJ which was why he was able to triangulate and pass welfare reform and some spending restraint. TRT will be just as bad or possibly even more of a rat bastard commie that Obungler. BJ was pushed to the left when he needed TRT to help him with his sexual scandals. That and the New York Senate seat was her reward for standing by her man.

That was the headline in large block letters on the front page of Wednesday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. The story detailed the sentencing of the “educators” in the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal. After the trial community organizers and civic leaders asked the judge, Jerry Baxter, to be lenient in his sentencing of these dooshbags. The DA even cut a leniency deal that he presented to the judge. All these scumbags had to do was plead guilty and take responsibility for their actions and they would get reduced sentences just like the majority who testified against the rest had already done. Two people took the deal. One of those people got six months of weekends in jail, five years of probation, 1500 hours of community service tutoring inmates and children who had been harmed, and a $5000 fine. The other got one year of a 7 PM to 7 AM confinement at home or by her ailing parents’ side, five years of probation, 1000 hours community service, and a $1000 fine. They both gave up their rights of appeal.

What about the other eight? Tamara Cottman, one of the ringleaders who tried to cover up the cheating by threatening teachers and administration people got seven years in the slammer, thirteen years probation, 2000 hours of community service, and a $25,000 fine. Of course she’s appealing and proclaiming her innocence. Another lowlife, Sharon Davis-Williams, got seven years in prison, 13 years probation, 2000 hours of community service and a $25,000 fine. Michael Pitts got seven years in prison, thirteen years probation, 2000 hours of community service, and a $25,000 fine. Those were the three harshest sentences. The rest got less jail time and smaller fines.

Of course, activists called this episode racist because all of the “educators” were black and claimed that white people would have gotten off. Bullshit! What was left out was the fact that most of the children harmed by the cheating were black. Find a white school district where this happened. Then we’ll talk about racism.

Let’s hear from a black parent, Vernetta Keith Nuriddin who pushed back.

“To those of us who did have children affected by cheating, you come off as misinformed exhibitionists who care more about agitating the system than doing anything to improve it.”

“My son was a victim of the cheating and it has taken years to recover.”

The reported who wrote this story called Nurriden, (from the story)

who said her son was a first-grader struggling in reading when he took a test that said he read at a fifth-grade level. As a mother, she knew it was not true. She said she went to regional director Sharon Davis-Williams with her suspicions.

You know she’s an bitch-deluxe if she’s black and has a hyphenated name. Think Sheila Jackson-Lee.

She said Davis-Williams was rude, downright mean, and unapproachable. She then hung up on her.

Sounds like Davis-Williams deserved the seven years she got.

Nuriddin told her story to the Blue Ribbon Committee put together by Beverley Hall (a team later known as the Whitewash Committee)

Hall was not tried because she had breast cancer when the trial started and died during the proceedings. She used the Sgt Schultz defense and said she knew nothing about the cheating which made her either stupid or a liar or both. She got many awards and cash bonuses from APS for the rise in test scores due to the cheating.

Nothing happened. After about another year, she yanked her three kids from the APS and put them in Atlanta charter schools.

Yannow, those schools that teachers unions and Dimocrats always oppose.

Her first-grader is now a seventh-grader and is thriving.

She also said, in the same article, that Paul Howard, the black DA has been called an Uncle Tom for prosecuting these “educators”. Of course he has, but you can tell just how flimsy this racism charge is because even Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton isn’t in town leading protests against these “racist” sentences. The judge could have really thrown the book at them because the maximum sentences allowed were twenty years in prison. Cottman, Davis-Williams, and Pitts got off easy with seven years in jail. None of the three have shown any remorse for what they did. They have ruined the lives of children. Even so, they could have gotten off with light sentences if they pleaded guilty and took responsibility for their actions which they refuse to do. One of the reasons Baxter sent them to jail between the guilty verdicts and the sentencing was so they could see what life in jail was like and make them more amenable to pleading guilty in return for less jail time. It worked on two of the guilty ones. Now the others are back out of jail on an appeal bond.

Now, the appeal process starts. This crap will go on for another year, prolly more. They’ll prolly wind up with a judge who will reduce their sentences. I hope not. They never will admit their guilt and deserve to have the book thrown at them, especially Cottman, Davis-Williams, and Pitts.

Heironymus sent me this one.

It’s that time of year again. I filed both my state and local taxes over a month ago. Today I mail the checks. Two checks go to the feds. One is my quarterly estimated tax and the other is what I owe for 2014. I always make sure I underpay my estimated taxes. No sense in giving the gummint an interest free loan. I got money back from the state and that covers the rest of my 2014 taxes.

Back when Neal Boortz was still on the air he always told his listeners to try this little experiment. Ask your friends and coworkers how much money they paid in taxes. He said that most of them would say, “I didn’t pay anything. I got money back.” Because of withholding the average (or under average)American doesn’t know how much he/she pays in taxes. Withholding is one of the biggest scams in the world, right up there with Social Security, man-made global warming, and organized religion. If every taxpayer had to pay his taxes once or four times a year, the tax code would be changed really quick or many politicians would be out of their cushy jobs.

I would love to see everyone having to pay all of their taxes the day before election day.

Yannow what would also be neat? When you got your paycheck you would have to stop at four windows. The first window would be your entire paycheck. At the next window, you would have to write a check to the gummint or pay in cash for your Social Security and Medicare. At the next window, you would have to write a check or pay in cash for your federal tax. At the last window, you would have to write a check or pay in cash for your state tax. And optionally, if you live or work in a city like St. Louis, you would have to write a check or pay in cash for your city earnings tax (1% back in the 70’s and 80’s. Don’t know what it is now.). That always pissed me off about St. Louis. If you worked in the city but lived in the suburbs, like I did when I started at IBM and worked downtown but lived in the suburbs, you had to pay a city earnings tax. On the other hand, if you worked in the suburbs and lived in the city, like I did for five years when I owned my four family flat in South St. Louis but worked at McDonnell Douglas outside of the city, you had to pay the city earnings tax. Bah!

Anyway, if the worker had to see how much he/she was actually paying in taxes there would be some major league changes, but withholding masks the tax bill, especially since the gummint usually withholds more than the actual tax bill so people get a refund which they think is money from the gummint not their own money that the gummint borrowed and didn’t pay interest on. Essentially, they’re being bribed with their own money. And don’t even get me started on tax preparers giving them loans so they can get their refunds early. Geeeez! There are a lot of stupid people in this country, yannow, like the people targeted by that stupid I got my title back with Title Max commercial. No doofus, you’re prolly gonna lose your car.

As soon as my hair dries, I’m off to the post office to mail my tax money and go to the store. Wednesday is 5% off for seniors at Kroger. That’s the upside. The downside is that all the geezers have handicapped permits and get to park in the crip spaces so it’s hard finding a decent parking space on Wednesday.

Toejam sent me this story.

Jordan and Tommy Gray’s 3-year-old daughter was watching “SpongeBob” when two armed men broke into their home near Buechel on March 21, 2013, and robbed them at gunpoint.

Two years later, when one of the offenders was about to be sentenced, Jordan wrote in a victim impact statement that her daughter was still “in constant fear of black men.” Both robbers were African-American.

“Whenever we are running errands, if we come across a black male, she holds me tight and begs me to leave,” the mother said. “It has affected her friendships at school and our relationships with African-American friends.”

Tommy Gray also wrote that since the crime, his daughter had been terrified of black males and that probation was not sufficient punishment for Gregory Wallace, 27, who had pleaded guilty to robbery.

“If holding a little girl at gunpoint gets you probation, then our system is flawed,” Gray said.

Probation? WTF?

But when Wallace was brought up for sentencing Feb. 4 in Jefferson Circuit Court, it was the parents, not Wallace, who suffered Judge Olu Stevens’ wrath.

“I am offended. … I am deeply offended that they would be victimized by an individual and express some kind of fear of all black men,” he said.

“This little girl certainly has been victimized, and she can’t help the way she feels,” he said. “My exception is more with her parents and their accepting that kind of mentality and fostering those type of stereotypes.”

So it’s not the fault of the black men who traumatized this little three-year-old girl, it’s the parents’ fault. I guess this could be a Name the Race story. Guess the race of the judge. You’re right. He’s black. I wonder how long it’s gonna be until the perps on probation commit another crime?

Welcome to Obungler’s America.

Yep! It’s time to play another edition of Name That Race where we try to determine the race of the perps in a story from the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. Today we will use this story.

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (AP) – Two Alabama college students have been suspended after authorities discovered a cellphone video that allegedly shows them sexually assaulting a woman at a Florida beach while a large crowd of spring-break revelers watches.

Bay County Sheriff Frank McKeithen described the video as “very, very graphic” and called it the “most disgusting, sickening thing” he had ever seen. He said the footage shows several men surrounding an incapacitated woman on a beach chair.

Let me guess. They are white people from Sweden. Those Swedes loves them some sexual assaults on drunk women.

The victim told authorities that she thought she had been drugged at the time, and she did not remember the incident well enough to report it.

Both students attended Troy University.

Still no hint. Prolly just some white college students.

Delonte Martistee, a 22-year-old senior from Bainbridge, Georgia, and Ryan Calhoun, a 23-year-old sophomore from Mobile, Alabama, were arrested Thursday in Alabama on Florida warrants. Martistee remained in jail Sunday in Panama City. Calhoun was released on bond.

I know! I know! At least one of the perps is black. It sure is nice that black people give their kids funny names so we can identify the race without being told or seeing a picture. In the twenty-one paragraphs of this story the race of the dooshbags who assaulted the girl is never mentioned. What’s sad is that a large crowd watched this assault and did absolutely nothing. I wonder if one of these dudes is the son Obungler never had.

If you want to see what these fine upstanding young gentlemen look like you can go here. Yeah, I know, this post be raciss!

On another note, I wonder if we will have the same national hysteria we had over the fake Rolling Stone gang rape story? Naw! The perps here are black so this story will be forgotten by tomorrow. Nothing to see here. No white frat boys. Move along.

Was there ever any doubt that TRT was gonna run for president. She was pushed aside by someone higher on the Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Grievance Scale in 2008. Blacks outrank women. Everyone knows that so when Obungler ran, TRT didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting the nomination. I’ll bet there was some racist screeching behind closed doors by TRT being pushed aside by the black dude.

One of my old IBM buddies and I put together a Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) points system when we worked at IBM. Blacks have two points. Crips and females have one-and-a-half points. Hispanics and gays get one point. Viet Nam era vets and people over forty get a half point. Asians don’t get any points just like white males. We figgered out that the most secure person at IBM was a forty year old, gay, black, Viet Nam era veteran who was female and had an Hispanic surname. That person would really have to screw the pooch to get fired.

IBM finally figgered out a way to fire a person like that. Announce that their particular job had gone away and give the person a month to find a new job at IBM or leave with a settlement. They had many euphemisms for this action like workload rebalancing or resource action. Back when I still worked for IBM and blogged, many people tried to determine which company was TCIDNN (The Company I Dare Not Name). One person guessed it by googling one of the euphemisms for layoffs that I used in one of my posts.

Anyhoo, anyone who thought TRT wasn’t gonna run in 2016 wasn’t paying any attention. So now we get to listen to nineteen months of this harridan screeching about why you should vote for her. This faux feminist is gonna try to appeal to women and pose as some sort of feminist icon. She is a “feminist” who enabled her husband to sexually harass women and then she would try to destroy anyone who went public with what BJ had done to her. She is a “feminist” whose main accomplishment was riding to power on her husband’s coattails. She even put up with the humiliation of having her husband cheat on her with a chubby intern. A real feminist would have taken her daughter and left this dooshbag. Instead, she stayed and her reward was a seat in the Senate. She owes everything to BJ. There are a lot of stupid women who think she is indeed a feminist icon and will vote for her.

Of course the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party will be supporting her. So will the hypocrites at NOW or as Rush Limbaugh calls them the NAG. SNL had to weigh in as well.

Lets see if the Stupid Party can nominate some loser like McRINO who will lose to TRT. Aren’t you looking forward to eight more years of Clinton scandals? These two grifters will not go away.

Clyde sent me this one.

Mr. Snail entered many races but was always soundly defeated. Finally he told his friends he was buying a Porsche so he could complete with a chance to win races. When the car arrived, he had a very fancy crest that featured a stylistic “S” in the center painted on the doors, trunk, and hood. His friends told him that you don’t ruin the design of a car like a Porsche by painting designs on it. Snail replied that he wanted everyone to know who he was when he raced. In his first race he took off in blazing speed, and his friends exclaimed, (more…)

German metal.