Gezz, Denny what’s the deal with revealing Dr. Finkelstein’s latest boobage inflation lady. This babe has a sugar daddy who actually forked out a 6+ figure amount to have his main squeeze’s perfectly fine 34-D breasts turned into a couple of BLU-82 daisy-cutters. WHY? I guess the answer lies with the dumb folks who festoon their bodies with mega-tattoos and multiple body piercings. But then again in a nation that salivates at the thought of Hillary (fat ass) Clinton being president nothing surprises me anymore. I only took a fast peek at the babe and after casting my ocular orbs on her monster, disgusting chest orbs I had to get my bleach eye-wash out. I’m going back now to see if I can discover any redeeming body parts
Holy mother of Allah! Those feakin’ aureoles look like the size of the polar icecap before Al Gore decided that global warming was shrinking the cap down to the size of Mongolia. Yea, Denny’s really reached his apex of shoving those crap female body parts up my nose. And unkempt black hair too. This analysis is gonna be ugly, folks.
FACE: If it were to be in proportion with her mega-mammaries it could be used to fill a house-sized sink hole in Florida. As it is the hair is all wrong. Blonde would improve the situation, but I fear she’s beyond any help. OK, her smile says “I’m a cute little college virgin going to the University of Virginia and can’t wait till my first gang-bang rape at a frat party. Maybe RollingStone will make me rich. The only other option is to do some porn like that babe who is attending Duke U.” Other than that her facial features are bland at best. Rating: “C-“.
BOOBAGE: This is gonna garner Toejam’s rarely used “F” grade. Sorry blimp lovers everywhere it’s really no contest. If you love these you’ll certainly vote for Hillary in 2016. After all each bloated boob is the size of Hillary’s glutes. And I figure Hillary’s 68 year old, lesbo kneeded; hairy, pimple-ridden butt is more appealing. Have I made my point yet? If you disagree with my professional analysis please go to Manhattan and pick a bridge and dive. Make sure you don a GO-PRO but leave your parachute home. The NYC harbor patrol will recover your video and forward it to your surviving relatives. Rating: “F”.
Toejam overall rating: “D-“.
That’s the worst rating I’ve given a babe in years. But she deserves it. Today the sun arose like thunder over the mist shrouded moors of the foothills and I feel the sap of Testosterone rising. I figure I might just don my Donald Duck spandex jogging outfit and head off to the cute babe running track. Yea, the Donald Duck outfit gives me the opportunity to be naked below the waist. (Check out Donald’s picture if you doubt me). Heh. I’m gonna score some svelte, blond, horny 20-something poontang. Sorry DDP, since we’re so far apart at the moment and my saddle horn needs some polishing I am going to be very, very naughty. But look at the bright side. I’m using my GO-PRO to record every sorted moment for our future viewing pleasure. And while we’re drinking in the action you can sit on my lap. You’ll surely get a “rise” out of it. 🙂
Adios comrades. I see our fearless leader is now in bed with Raul Castro. They make a lovely couple and it’s a step up for Dumbo ears after Moochelle.
I have been able to provide a beauty that would give most men cause to rise to the occasion while at the same time allowing Toejam’s reviewing to sink to a record low level.
Since I have contributed an absolutely beautiful, in all aspects, topless girl with all of the attributes that would make ya’ call and say, “Throw away the pillows honey I’m on my way home.” I’m beginning to wonder if all that “bleach eye-wash” has permanently clouded Toejam’s vision. I mean, even Harry Reid can see the beauty in this lady outta’ just his right eye.
Nope! After the above review, it’s apparent that “Elvis has left the room!” – In this case, the reviewing expertise of Toejam – R-I-P.
Toejam: Try massive amounts of Murine and try again next week, please.
You dastardly, evil imp. Sand-bagging me must have entered your mind when you were being tea-bagged by John Travolta while you watched “Pulp Fiction”. OH, just the thought of that caper has given me a severe case of projectile vomiting.
Having said that I’ll have you know I am the preeminent expert in female bodies and have been awarded numerous awards for my work. People from Hollywood Stars to well known members of the medical world have paid homage to my analysis of the female form.
Murine for a headache?
No, I’m taking Rush Limbaugh’s recipe: a 10 mg Oxycodine tablet washed down with a liter of Bourbon every 4 hours.
I’ve been driven to the brink of insanity and advanced dementia by the God-Awful, dastardly images of the finest of Mother Nature’s creations. Displaying those malformed bodies borders on blasphemy.
Wait until the full effects of the recent Obama “Net Neutrality” internet takeover come into play. There’s a specific full page dedicated to keeping black-haired women with augmented breasts and yarmulke sized aureoles off the net. How do I know? I helped write it!
Come on get a slender, tanned blonde up there with real, natural tits and dime sized aureoles and we’ll see an example of real womanhood.
Don’t you fret DDP. Remember you’re the only A with 5-+ person in the world.
Those boobs look real to me and the A to B ratio is well nigh perfect. I’ve often wondered what you have against real women. I’m gonna have to send you some photos of Nancy Cameron and Candy Loving, my two all time favorite Playboy Playmates. They’ll drive you over the cliff and straight into insanity with some real tits and large areolae with cute little nipples. Candy’s are a wonderful shade of pink.
I am thinking motor boating
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why our species is classified under “mammals”
Any questions?
Thanks for the mammaries!
I have a large mouth. Those nips would not even come close to fitting inside of it. That’s all I’m saying about this.
This is Lacy Banghart, another one of those wonderful, busty British girls who got a start on Page 3. May they rule forever.
Is that Banghart or Bang Hard? Just askin’?
Actually Lacey Banghard. If that is her real name, what a perfect description!!
Beautiful face, great figure, real mammaries, but can she cook?
Lovely & Luscious
Gezz, Denny what’s the deal with revealing Dr. Finkelstein’s latest boobage inflation lady. This babe has a sugar daddy who actually forked out a 6+ figure amount to have his main squeeze’s perfectly fine 34-D breasts turned into a couple of BLU-82 daisy-cutters. WHY? I guess the answer lies with the dumb folks who festoon their bodies with mega-tattoos and multiple body piercings. But then again in a nation that salivates at the thought of Hillary (fat ass) Clinton being president nothing surprises me anymore. I only took a fast peek at the babe and after casting my ocular orbs on her monster, disgusting chest orbs I had to get my bleach eye-wash out. I’m going back now to see if I can discover any redeeming body parts
Holy mother of Allah! Those feakin’ aureoles look like the size of the polar icecap before Al Gore decided that global warming was shrinking the cap down to the size of Mongolia. Yea, Denny’s really reached his apex of shoving those crap female body parts up my nose. And unkempt black hair too. This analysis is gonna be ugly, folks.
FACE: If it were to be in proportion with her mega-mammaries it could be used to fill a house-sized sink hole in Florida. As it is the hair is all wrong. Blonde would improve the situation, but I fear she’s beyond any help. OK, her smile says “I’m a cute little college virgin going to the University of Virginia and can’t wait till my first gang-bang rape at a frat party. Maybe RollingStone will make me rich. The only other option is to do some porn like that babe who is attending Duke U.” Other than that her facial features are bland at best. Rating: “C-“.
BOOBAGE: This is gonna garner Toejam’s rarely used “F” grade. Sorry blimp lovers everywhere it’s really no contest. If you love these you’ll certainly vote for Hillary in 2016. After all each bloated boob is the size of Hillary’s glutes. And I figure Hillary’s 68 year old, lesbo kneeded; hairy, pimple-ridden butt is more appealing. Have I made my point yet? If you disagree with my professional analysis please go to Manhattan and pick a bridge and dive. Make sure you don a GO-PRO but leave your parachute home. The NYC harbor patrol will recover your video and forward it to your surviving relatives. Rating: “F”.
Toejam overall rating: “D-“.
That’s the worst rating I’ve given a babe in years. But she deserves it. Today the sun arose like thunder over the mist shrouded moors of the foothills and I feel the sap of Testosterone rising. I figure I might just don my Donald Duck spandex jogging outfit and head off to the cute babe running track. Yea, the Donald Duck outfit gives me the opportunity to be naked below the waist. (Check out Donald’s picture if you doubt me). Heh. I’m gonna score some svelte, blond, horny 20-something poontang. Sorry DDP, since we’re so far apart at the moment and my saddle horn needs some polishing I am going to be very, very naughty. But look at the bright side. I’m using my GO-PRO to record every sorted moment for our future viewing pleasure. And while we’re drinking in the action you can sit on my lap. You’ll surely get a “rise” out of it. 🙂
Adios comrades. I see our fearless leader is now in bed with Raul Castro. They make a lovely couple and it’s a step up for Dumbo ears after Moochelle.
Toejam~ I waited for you at the chalet all last weekend! If you’re going to go running around with some hoochie…I’m not going to play that game.
~XxxOoo~Goodbye!!
You’re the only one for me DDP.
Any other of my boisterous bragging about “messin'” is just that: boisterous bragging.
The first time I set eyes on you [and hands too :)] I knew you were the perfect partner.
So never fear my dear.
Ok Toejam…you’re on probation for now.
~XxxOoo
Ahhh Great! My work here is done.
I have been able to provide a beauty that would give most men cause to rise to the occasion while at the same time allowing Toejam’s reviewing to sink to a record low level.
Since I have contributed an absolutely beautiful, in all aspects, topless girl with all of the attributes that would make ya’ call and say, “Throw away the pillows honey I’m on my way home.” I’m beginning to wonder if all that “bleach eye-wash” has permanently clouded Toejam’s vision. I mean, even Harry Reid can see the beauty in this lady outta’ just his right eye.
Nope! After the above review, it’s apparent that “Elvis has left the room!” – In this case, the reviewing expertise of Toejam – R-I-P.
Toejam: Try massive amounts of Murine and try again next week, please.
Ron,
You dastardly, evil imp. Sand-bagging me must have entered your mind when you were being tea-bagged by John Travolta while you watched “Pulp Fiction”. OH, just the thought of that caper has given me a severe case of projectile vomiting.
Having said that I’ll have you know I am the preeminent expert in female bodies and have been awarded numerous awards for my work. People from Hollywood Stars to well known members of the medical world have paid homage to my analysis of the female form.
Murine for a headache?
No, I’m taking Rush Limbaugh’s recipe: a 10 mg Oxycodine tablet washed down with a liter of Bourbon every 4 hours.
I have to agree. This time Toejam has “jumped the shark”. Poor dude!
Denny,
I’ve been driven to the brink of insanity and advanced dementia by the God-Awful, dastardly images of the finest of Mother Nature’s creations. Displaying those malformed bodies borders on blasphemy.
Wait until the full effects of the recent Obama “Net Neutrality” internet takeover come into play. There’s a specific full page dedicated to keeping black-haired women with augmented breasts and yarmulke sized aureoles off the net. How do I know? I helped write it!
Come on get a slender, tanned blonde up there with real, natural tits and dime sized aureoles and we’ll see an example of real womanhood.
Don’t you fret DDP. Remember you’re the only A with 5-+ person in the world.
Those boobs look real to me and the A to B ratio is well nigh perfect. I’ve often wondered what you have against real women. I’m gonna have to send you some photos of Nancy Cameron and Candy Loving, my two all time favorite Playboy Playmates. They’ll drive you over the cliff and straight into insanity with some real tits and large areolae with cute little nipples. Candy’s are a wonderful shade of pink.
maybe with the advent of Obongocare ToeJ will be able to afford a competent eye doc
Isn’t nature amazing in its symmetry. One innie is perfectly balanced by two outies.
Right there you have it folks. The science is settled.