This is gonna be another low-rater I fear. Denny knows no end of torture when it comes to displaying young women with reconstructed chest cankers. And adding a topping of 4 egg omelet sized aureoles to boot. How can Denny justify this devastating exhibition of bloated bazungas? My personal opinion is that Denny’s Saturday boobage has gone way, way down-hill since the finish of the Dunwoodie Loo. He’s spending far too much in the built-in multi-fawcetted, power-spray. That steamy mist is having a deleterious effect on the reasoning section of his brain. Eventually, his cerebral cortex is gonna turn into a mushy gray porridge.
OK let’s get on with the unpleasant task.
1) FACE: Actually, her hair is strangely appealing. Unlike many of the former Saturday contestants it appears to be freshly washed and nicely cut into a shag style. And her fine proportioned face is nicely framed by this brown mane. Actually, putting her over-sized mammary display aside she’s quite alluring. So I’ll go out on a limb (preferably a thigh) and pronounce her facial rating as: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Sorry honey this rating is gonna drag that almost “A” rating into the gutter. BBB (Big Bad Boobs) do make the cut. I invite my Saturday peers to examine them without prejudice. Look closely at the anatomical feng shui. Those junguas are way out of proportion to the rest of her body. It’s like using a canoe as an aircraft carrier. The result is monstrous. Way, way too repulsive. And those aureoles wouldn’t be in proportion if they were placed on the two mountainous volcanic plugs known as “the Pitons” located on the island of Saint Lucia. An utterly blasphemous breast display. Rating: D-“.
3) THIGHS: Well, well, well. What do we have here? Two lovely stems on a potential rare orchard. Get to Dr. Finkelstein young lady and have about 12 pounds removed from those breasts and we’ll definitely have a winner. Her smooth, silky thighs reflect light like a well polished mirror. They’d make nice pillows to rest my head on as I closely examined the forested crevice between them. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B+”. Way to go young lady. Use your finest assets to offset the negative ones.
By posting these huge breasted birds I fear Denny reveals a severe and potentially dangerous obsession for the absurd anatomical features. It has become an addiction. I recommend a few sessions with Doctor Phil. He’ll get you on the right road to 32-C adoration, Denny. I’m certain DDP would agree.
Speaking of my darling DDP I haven’t laid my head on a pillow adjacent to her’s in a few weeks and the frustration is starting to build in my body. I guess I’ll have to give her a call and make plans to head off to the land of bliss. Unfortunately, I’ve been busy lately collating details for my new book. I can’t reveal much at the moment, but it’s a non-fiction study of a woman’s lower anatomical features. It comes with lots of color photos that were taken with a mini-cam place in the women’s bathroom stalls of several Wal*Marts in my area. Believe it or not I had to cast a professional eye on them before offering them to my publisher since 30% were transvestites. So ladies beware the next time you drop your knickers in a Wal*Marts. There may be a she-male taking a dump in the next stall.
Those are a nice set of Ds. Because she’s leaning forward and pushing them together it makes them look larger. You really don’t know much about boobage do you? And, of course, the A to B ratio is perfect.
I believe Toejam has a point. Upon more scrutiny, I’m seeing the tell-tale signs of breast enhancement here, there’s scarring on those nipples in a semi-circular manner.
Enlarged the picture and put an eye out.
AAAAAAAA++++++++++.
Lovely … sure wish I was still asleep instead of being the first to comment on Saturday boobage.
I wonder if a little session of “motorboat” would put a smile on her face.
This is gonna be another low-rater I fear. Denny knows no end of torture when it comes to displaying young women with reconstructed chest cankers. And adding a topping of 4 egg omelet sized aureoles to boot. How can Denny justify this devastating exhibition of bloated bazungas? My personal opinion is that Denny’s Saturday boobage has gone way, way down-hill since the finish of the Dunwoodie Loo. He’s spending far too much in the built-in multi-fawcetted, power-spray. That steamy mist is having a deleterious effect on the reasoning section of his brain. Eventually, his cerebral cortex is gonna turn into a mushy gray porridge.
OK let’s get on with the unpleasant task.
1) FACE: Actually, her hair is strangely appealing. Unlike many of the former Saturday contestants it appears to be freshly washed and nicely cut into a shag style. And her fine proportioned face is nicely framed by this brown mane. Actually, putting her over-sized mammary display aside she’s quite alluring. So I’ll go out on a limb (preferably a thigh) and pronounce her facial rating as: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Sorry honey this rating is gonna drag that almost “A” rating into the gutter. BBB (Big Bad Boobs) do make the cut. I invite my Saturday peers to examine them without prejudice. Look closely at the anatomical feng shui. Those junguas are way out of proportion to the rest of her body. It’s like using a canoe as an aircraft carrier. The result is monstrous. Way, way too repulsive. And those aureoles wouldn’t be in proportion if they were placed on the two mountainous volcanic plugs known as “the Pitons” located on the island of Saint Lucia. An utterly blasphemous breast display. Rating: D-“.
3) THIGHS: Well, well, well. What do we have here? Two lovely stems on a potential rare orchard. Get to Dr. Finkelstein young lady and have about 12 pounds removed from those breasts and we’ll definitely have a winner. Her smooth, silky thighs reflect light like a well polished mirror. They’d make nice pillows to rest my head on as I closely examined the forested crevice between them. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B+”. Way to go young lady. Use your finest assets to offset the negative ones.
By posting these huge breasted birds I fear Denny reveals a severe and potentially dangerous obsession for the absurd anatomical features. It has become an addiction. I recommend a few sessions with Doctor Phil. He’ll get you on the right road to 32-C adoration, Denny. I’m certain DDP would agree.
Speaking of my darling DDP I haven’t laid my head on a pillow adjacent to her’s in a few weeks and the frustration is starting to build in my body. I guess I’ll have to give her a call and make plans to head off to the land of bliss. Unfortunately, I’ve been busy lately collating details for my new book. I can’t reveal much at the moment, but it’s a non-fiction study of a woman’s lower anatomical features. It comes with lots of color photos that were taken with a mini-cam place in the women’s bathroom stalls of several Wal*Marts in my area. Believe it or not I had to cast a professional eye on them before offering them to my publisher since 30% were transvestites. So ladies beware the next time you drop your knickers in a Wal*Marts. There may be a she-male taking a dump in the next stall.
Those are a nice set of Ds. Because she’s leaning forward and pushing them together it makes them look larger. You really don’t know much about boobage do you? And, of course, the A to B ratio is perfect.
When I clicked to enlarg those disgusting monsters caused my computer to crash, Denny.
I believe that’s a computer’s way of puking.
I’ll see if I can find some bigger ones next week. How about some DDDs?
Bring ’em on Denny. I can deflect the mightiest mounds!
Toejam~! My boobs have been waiting for you since last weekend. Take off your duck suit and get here already.
~XxxOoo
I believe Toejam has a point. Upon more scrutiny, I’m seeing the tell-tale signs of breast enhancement here, there’s scarring on those nipples in a semi-circular manner.
I disagree. Implants would make them firmer and would also make the nipples ride higher.
It does look like in in that picture, but if you look a little more closely, you’ll see they are all natural.