Just because I like to piss off Toejam here’s a pic AlphaDelta sent me of a blonde and a nice car.
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Update: Jeremy in the comments is correct about there being better pics of her. More here. Her boobage looks real to me. Once again we see Toejam afraid of a real woman.
Nice feet!!
Blondes with nice cars piss Toejam off? I knew he had this weird nipple thing, but it is a nice car….
Very nice bunpers.
I think I’mna stick my finger inna light socket, my heart needs re-starting.
There’s drool running off my chin.
Was there somethin’ about a car?
Gerry N.
There’s a car?
She dressed in a hurry and did not tie her shoelaces neatly!
Damn! A Bentley Continental with a self powered Ball Washer. Those rich guys get all the cool accessories.
Now THAT’s acceleration!
Whats the bore and stroke for that thing?
Wow, I don’t know what’s worse. That face that would gag a maggot, or those nipples which could be used to plug a sewer main. But hey, she’s got nice hips.
Holy Shit, Denny
I didn’t know A/D was close friends with Bruce Jenner. Yup that’s the Wheaties, box-front Olympian in “its” transitional mode. And “its” standing by the vehicle that he was driving when he “rear-ended” (Pun here) that dude on the Pacific Highway in Malibu. It must have been a rough ram cause the dude died. I know the news said it was a woman who was killed, but in California only a qualified Medical examiner can make that decision. I saw him being interviewed by Diane Sawyer yesterday. And that bulge in “its” crotch area isn’t a camel-toe formed by a burlap thong messaging “its” labia into a pillow size.
Although I don’t have any prejudices in regards to men or women who switch sides mid-stream I’m an expert on the “real-deal” feminine anatomy. This might be the first, and only time, I offer my expert opinion on a “flipper”.
1) FACE: No beard and that a good start. I know “Juicy Brucie” is a brown haired dude but his feminine doppelganger must have used a little tint to lighten it. His facial features have been softened by a plastic surgeon, but Dr. Finkelstein denies any association with gender bending procedures. “It” recently underwent a reduction procedure of “its” laryngeal prominence and that is evident in the photo. Rating: “N/A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Another display of some perverted surgeon’s skill. Dr. Finkelstein was aghast when I suggested there were big bucks in carving up a dude’s body and reshaping it into another Angelina Jolie. Even though I told him he could skip the breast enhancement cause Angelina is flatter than a pizza platter he wasn’t having anything to do with it. Brucie’s new breasts aren’t as repulsive as Denny hoped they would be. Nice size and despite the over-sized aureoles they’d look great on Angelina. Maybe Brucie would lend her those silicon sacks from time to time. Rating: “N/A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “Not Applicable”. And that’s a first for me.
I watched about 5 minutes of Diane Sawyer’s interview last night but had to turn off the TV when I realized Diane’s body and seductive voice were giving me a hardon. After all the widow Sawyer is available and I’m dedicated to sating the carnal desires of horny, rich TV babes so our future coupling seems like a win/win to me. But in order to keep myself from being whipped into a hormonal lather I switched over to the history channel and watched a few episodes of “Space Aliens”.
DDP, would you like to comment on Brucie’s transformation? I’m certain a female’s interpretation would be slightly less acerbic than mine. Nevertheless, Denny’s little scheme to annoy me has backfired. I found it thoroughly amusing and entertaining to exercise my professional prowess in this case. However, it will be the one and only time so print it out and for the measly sum of $1,000 I’ll autograph it.
Oh yea, A/D gets a discount cause he donated Brucie’s picture.
Her name is Marina Khodes. She is from the Ukraine. What Denny posted is possibly her worst on line photo. For a mother of three, she is still hot.
After perusing other photos of her, they look real to me. More pics of her here.
Hey Toejam~ We can talk about Bruce when you get here. You are “coming” this weekend?
~XxxOoo
That’s the kind of girl you’d like to get bent over a Bentley.
she’d better be careful…some lucky guy is going to pin her right where she stands and snap that door off with repeated and vigorous pelvic thrusts
Come-on Toejam, look at the hips on this chick, she is what used to be called
a classic beauty. There is more to life than just titties! She makes me want to
invade the Ukraine.
How’s it going Leonard?
OK, I have to admit her tits are nice and natural. Even her aureoles are acceptable.
And,
I’d suck on her nipples till her boobs turned inside out.
However,
DDP is still numero uno in my lusty book!
The way you were going on earlier, I thought Bruce Jenner was your new numero uno. You had him/her/it so stuck in your head that this classic beauty fell by the wayside.