Dark, black hair, bigger than normal aureoles and fabricated chest ornaments don’t bode well for this lady’s analysis. Why can’t we have a proper real woman in total frontal nudity? I’m certain Denny could find a recent picture of Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein to star in the ever popular Saturday boobage post. Let’s take a poll and some suggestions for future boobage candidates. Please no smart ass suggestions like Harry Reid or Michelle Obama. We must maintain some standards.
OK, short, sweet and low rating coming up.
1) FACE: Barely visible through that ill maintained ebony mane. I hope her legs aren’t festooned with as much black foliage as her head or she could be nominated for Apetress of the year. I also don’t see anything positive about her down-turned stare as it probably indicates she’s under heavy medication for severe depression. I hope her day job isn’t co-pilot for a regional airline. Rating: “C”.
2) BOOBAGE: OMFG, do I really have to insult womanhood’s mammary legends by comparing her with the likes of Angelina Jolie in the breast competition. Angelina may be missing a few body parts but at least she carries the leftovers well. This woman, however, isn’t posed leaning forward to make a sensual photograph. That’s her natural stance due to the humongous weight those Zeppelin sized milk factories pulling her upper body toward the earth’s center core. Although I see slightly larger than average aureoles they appear small compared to the bloated flesh mounds they’re hanging from. I suspect those aureoles are the fertile bed for some dark chest hairs. But unfortunately my magnifying glass in being overhauled and I can’t get a really close view. All in all I don’t see any positive aspects in today’s offering. Rating: “C-“.
Toejam overall Rating: “C”. I bumped it up from a “C-” cause I’m a caring guy.
Alas, alack. I was hoping for someone a tad more kind to the eyes. But you win some and you lose some. In order to bring myself out of the doldrums resulting from today’s boobage offering I’m gonna have to get out the well worn pictures of DDP and drool over her vivacious, voluptuous and uber-sensual body. Her every pore exudes steamy lust. I can’t wait to wing my way to Malibu to get a taste of the real thing. I’ve given DDP hickies in places on a woman’s body that most men don’t even know exist and I’m going to search for some spots I’ve over-looked this time around. I’ll be hanging off her below-the-belt anatomy like a hungry leech.
Come on Denny, stop spending so much time in that newly refurbished Dunwoodie urination station and make next week’s boobage a home run.
Denny, the only reason I’m afraid of woman like today’s “boobage candidate” is I might be arrested for consorting with a female Yeti illegal alien…or is that an American in waiting…. from Nepal who crossed the border from Mexico to work in a California Burger King.
YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!……….Toejam, we will gladly take care of your rejects, perhaps you could help CharleyDelta & handle his rejects …..Starting with Socialist Sally Cavanaugh. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Toejam & the others who say she’s “too big” need to go back to playing either puppets & dollies! This gorgeous, naturally-endowed, dark-haired beauty is verrry Hott! I’ll take her & you “too big” whiners can get your kicks on the manly boob channel…
Fantastic! A perfect 10.
Yeah.., my kind of women. I have always liked Brunettes with large breasts, and pretty faces. I would give her a 9 or 10.
Too big!!!
Concur!
MC
A long hug from a girl like that is extremely comforting. If she was selling hugs, she could make a fortune.
Beautiful. These gorgeous things should never be hidden away out of sight.
Dark, black hair, bigger than normal aureoles and fabricated chest ornaments don’t bode well for this lady’s analysis. Why can’t we have a proper real woman in total frontal nudity? I’m certain Denny could find a recent picture of Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein to star in the ever popular Saturday boobage post. Let’s take a poll and some suggestions for future boobage candidates. Please no smart ass suggestions like Harry Reid or Michelle Obama. We must maintain some standards.
OK, short, sweet and low rating coming up.
1) FACE: Barely visible through that ill maintained ebony mane. I hope her legs aren’t festooned with as much black foliage as her head or she could be nominated for Apetress of the year. I also don’t see anything positive about her down-turned stare as it probably indicates she’s under heavy medication for severe depression. I hope her day job isn’t co-pilot for a regional airline. Rating: “C”.
2) BOOBAGE: OMFG, do I really have to insult womanhood’s mammary legends by comparing her with the likes of Angelina Jolie in the breast competition. Angelina may be missing a few body parts but at least she carries the leftovers well. This woman, however, isn’t posed leaning forward to make a sensual photograph. That’s her natural stance due to the humongous weight those Zeppelin sized milk factories pulling her upper body toward the earth’s center core. Although I see slightly larger than average aureoles they appear small compared to the bloated flesh mounds they’re hanging from. I suspect those aureoles are the fertile bed for some dark chest hairs. But unfortunately my magnifying glass in being overhauled and I can’t get a really close view. All in all I don’t see any positive aspects in today’s offering. Rating: “C-“.
Toejam overall Rating: “C”. I bumped it up from a “C-” cause I’m a caring guy.
Alas, alack. I was hoping for someone a tad more kind to the eyes. But you win some and you lose some. In order to bring myself out of the doldrums resulting from today’s boobage offering I’m gonna have to get out the well worn pictures of DDP and drool over her vivacious, voluptuous and uber-sensual body. Her every pore exudes steamy lust. I can’t wait to wing my way to Malibu to get a taste of the real thing. I’ve given DDP hickies in places on a woman’s body that most men don’t even know exist and I’m going to search for some spots I’ve over-looked this time around. I’ll be hanging off her below-the-belt anatomy like a hungry leech.
Come on Denny, stop spending so much time in that newly refurbished Dunwoodie urination station and make next week’s boobage a home run.
This week’s entry was a home run and the majority of my readers agree with me. Can I help it if you are afraid of real women?
Denny, the only reason I’m afraid of woman like today’s “boobage candidate” is I might be arrested for consorting with a female Yeti illegal alien…or is that an American in waiting…. from Nepal who crossed the border from Mexico to work in a California Burger King.
I’m with you, Denny. She looks just fine.
Not just any home run, a grand slam.
Walking Viagra
Oh man do I have a thing for dark haired ladies …
Me to, always have, always will. Love them a lot.
YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!……….Toejam, we will gladly take care of your rejects, perhaps you could help CharleyDelta & handle his rejects …..Starting with Socialist Sally Cavanaugh. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Denny & all others …Dudley1 is now Dudley11….Verizon insists!
I really don’t mind her hair being unkempt. She is HOT!
Grand Slam Denny, Thank you
No need to click & enlarge – they are big enough already !!!!!
Toejam & the others who say she’s “too big” need to go back to playing either puppets & dollies! This gorgeous, naturally-endowed, dark-haired beauty is verrry Hott! I’ll take her & you “too big” whiners can get your kicks on the manly boob channel…