Once again I have to give the award to Jug Huseein Ears Downgrade for the speech he made to the Coast Guard.

Despite this Barack Obama warned Coast Guard cadets today that climate change is creating an entire new ocean.

As Admiral Zukunft already mentioned, climate change means Arctic sea ice is vanishing faster than ever. By the middle of this century, Arctic summers could be essentially ice free. We’re witnessing the birth of a new ocean — new sea lanes, more shipping, more exploration, more competition for the vast natural resources below.

JHFC! He has to beat this dead horse of global warming climate change. The Arctic sea ice is not disappearing. In fact, it’s setting new records. Remember, Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW and other AGW lunatics said the Arctic sea ice would be gone by now. It’s still there. What’s more Lake Superior is getting more ice in the winter and taking longer to thaw in the spring. The Coast Guard has more important duties than preparing for mythical global warming climate change.

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Here is yet another award for the butthead-in-chief.

From my friend Pres.

I was standing at the bar in a Cairns pub and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it because I Chinese?”

“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”