Another one from Roman.

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the uninformed voter behind the wheel was knitting! (Must have been in Atlanta – GOC)

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”

“NO!” the uninformed voter yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

I lost the picture I was gonna post today so instead, I’m gonna make it a double that Randy sent me and I’m posting it in honor of Memorial Day and the official start of summer. These girls also have the correct A to B ratio and that will piss off Toejam but make the rest of us males who appreciate real women happy.

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