Driving That Train…

…high on Cocaine
Casey Jones, you better watch your speed. – The Grateful Dead.

Didja hear that the engineer of the Amtrak train was driving 100 MPH in a 50 MPH zone? Who did he think he was, Casey Jones?

Update: I’m not saying he was coked up. This was just a good place to insert a Grateful Dead song.

15 comments on “Driving That Train…

  1. Are you talking about the flaming homosexual whose only other employment came as a checker, packer and bagger at Target?

    He might have indeed been high on dope … or he may have been “comin’ round the bend” … or both.

    That said, I have it on good authority from Cher and the idiots in the Mainstream Media that the train jumped the tracks cause the government hadn’t wasted enough money on choo choo infrastructure. Thus, whatever the cause, it’s not his fault. Therefore, we should not pick on PC hiring in general and Brandon Bostian in particular.

  2. Some dumb, female Negro, Democrat in the Senate said the train wreck was still the Republicans fault because they have voted to cut AMTRAC funding and that means less “safety training”, which caused the poor homo engineers, who are reading a gay skin mags and jerking off to take their eyes off the speedometer.

  3. Your both kidding about him wanking while driving a train right? I suppose the safety manual didn’t specifically say he couldn’t wank while driving.

    We need to go back to merciless punishments.

  4. Your both kidding about him wanking while driving a train right?
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    Nope.

    According to Fox News, according to eyewitness accounts, The next thing I knew everything was shaking and, then, “Bam!”

    It’s still early in the investigation, and Denny may well be right that dope was involved, but at the present time based on preliminary reports, one explanation fits the evidence better than all others — Brandon had one hand on the throttle and the other hand on the throttle and he was pulling on both about as hard as he could.

  5. Many years ago I drove a big truck. You could look down into cars as they passed you. I was amazed at how many were wanking and driving.

  6. Aerial photos of that train accident is a perfect metaphor for obamacare.

    I’ve read that for every $69. ticket a passenger on amtrack pays for the govt subsidizes another $60. taxpayer money and it still loses millions per year.

    Better yet, this is the NE corridor where 85% of the passengers are in the 1%.

    So, we get to subsidize the 1%. Chris Mathews said the he has been riding that train for over a 20 years, right before he called for more money for amtrack.

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