From my friend Pres.

I was standing at the bar in a Cairns pub and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it because I Chinese?”

“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”