Do you know what you can get at a Mexican garage sale?
All your stuff back.
4 comments on “Just For Cinco De Mayo”
Stinko de Mayo, when the Mexicans kicked the shit out of France. Yes, like no one else has ever beat the shit out of the frogs. Down in Mexico they don’t celebrate it, they know its no big deal to beat the fwench.This is just some stoopid idea that the wet backs came up with to make themselves feel proud.
It’s liberals celebrating Karl Marx’ birthday. They know they would be ostracized so they pretend it is a bogus Mexican holiday they celebrate instead.
A day late.
Back in the 1800’s Hellman’s Mayonnaise was only made in England and then shipped by tall ships around the world packed in wooden barrels. There was this little town in Mexico that just loved the product. They would save up all their peso’s for the year and then order a whole ship load of it.. On the 5th of May 1845 the ship hit a rock and sank just outside of the Mexican port. To this day they mourn the loss and call it …Cinco De Mayo.
Stinko de Mayo, when the Mexicans kicked the shit out of France. Yes, like no one else has ever beat the shit out of the frogs. Down in Mexico they don’t celebrate it, they know its no big deal to beat the fwench.This is just some stoopid idea that the wet backs came up with to make themselves feel proud.
It’s liberals celebrating Karl Marx’ birthday. They know they would be ostracized so they pretend it is a bogus Mexican holiday they celebrate instead.
I work with several Mexicans who can’t figure why we celebrate it either. The only places in Mexico it is a big deal are the ones catering to tourists
A day late.
Back in the 1800’s Hellman’s Mayonnaise was only made in England and then shipped by tall ships around the world packed in wooden barrels. There was this little town in Mexico that just loved the product. They would save up all their peso’s for the year and then order a whole ship load of it.. On the 5th of May 1845 the ship hit a rock and sank just outside of the Mexican port. To this day they mourn the loss and call it …Cinco De Mayo.