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Sent to me by many readers.
Of course this is sexist. This is what the Dimocrats will say anytime someone criticizes Thunder Rodent Thighs. It worked with Obungler didn’t it? I said the day he started running that any criticism of him would be raaaaaaa-cist. So now the Dimocrats will see if accusing people of sexism will work as well as accusing people of racism.
Today when you are eating your barbeque or otherwise having a good time on this holiday, stop and take some time to think of the warriors who have fought and died for this country and for the veterans who have served. Drink a toast to our fine men and women in the military past and present. That is all.
This one is from Franky.
Mama Vulture had a problem. Her beloved chick was constantly breaking her heart; getting into trouble. He would stray from the nest, fall in with a bad crowd of other avian ne’er-do-wells, and frequently need to be rescued by his mother, sometimes at great risk to herself. Her only pleasure in life was gathering food to nourish him. He was defiant and unappreciative of her efforts, often squawking and demanding, “Hey, you old buzzard! I’m starving! What’s for supper?” To which she would dutifully reply… (more…)
Another one from Roman.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the uninformed voter behind the wheel was knitting! (Must have been in Atlanta – GOC)
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the uninformed voter yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
I lost the picture I was gonna post today so instead, I’m gonna make it a double that Randy sent me and I’m posting it in honor of Memorial Day and the official start of summer. These girls also have the correct A to B ratio and that will piss off Toejam but make the rest of us males who appreciate real women happy.
Once again I have to give the award to Jug Huseein Ears Downgrade for the speech he made to the Coast Guard.
Despite this Barack Obama warned Coast Guard cadets today that climate change is creating an entire new ocean.
As Admiral Zukunft already mentioned, climate change means Arctic sea ice is vanishing faster than ever. By the middle of this century, Arctic summers could be essentially ice free. We’re witnessing the birth of a new ocean — new sea lanes, more shipping, more exploration, more competition for the vast natural resources below.
JHFC! He has to beat this dead horse of global warming climate change. The Arctic sea ice is not disappearing. In fact, it’s setting new records. Remember, Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW and other AGW lunatics said the Arctic sea ice would be gone by now. It’s still there. What’s more Lake Superior is getting more ice in the winter and taking longer to thaw in the spring. The Coast Guard has more important duties than preparing for mythical global warming climate change.
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Here is yet another award for the butthead-in-chief.
From my friend Pres.
I was standing at the bar in a Cairns pub and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fruck you ask me dat? Is it because I Chinese?”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”