Ron On Thunder Rodent Thighs

Ron wrote a quick little post on Cankles with comments from me in italics. .

Year-and-a-half still to go, and already I’m sick and tired of hearing about HC.

Hillary Clinton has never run a town, city, county, or state during her “career” as Slick’s wife. She has 8 years’ experience in the White House, but so does the cook, the housekeepers, the Secret Service guys, and the people who answer the phones.

There’s an email going around comparing the PIAP to Bret Favre’s wife stating that since she was married to Bret during his career she should be the new QB of the Packers. Makes about as much sense as TRT being prez.

Her signature achievement as SecState was allowing a US ambassador to be murdered while she chanted the regime mantra that terrorism was on the run. Her own famous statement pretty well sums up her tenure at State: “What difference does it make?”

Lying, hypocrisy, selfishness, pandering, and controversy are the foundations of her entire adult life. The e-mail hypocrisy she established and hid behind was deliberately designed as a CYA strategy for precisely the sorts of scandals she’s gotten herself involved in, especially Benghazi-gate and the Clinton Foundation funding subterfuge.

In a sane world, both BJ and TRT would be in jail.

Other than name recognition and gender, she has exactly zero qualifications for PotUS candidacy. Her only appeal is “It’s about time we had a female president.”

We tried that crap with our first black president. How’s that working out? Wouldn’t it be nice if we selected someone for his/her qualifications rather than skin color, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity?

Both her work and private history comprise enough baggage to fill every C-130 and C-5 the US military can muster up, but except for one or two obligatory remarks by the NYT, the mainstream media consider all her mistakes, shortcomings, and failures “old news” and refuse to cover them.

Right now, since she has no legitimate competition for the Dem nomination, she’s content to stall, stonewall, and simply avoid answering questions of import and substance. After her coronation as the nominee, though, she’ll have to begin prepping for genuine debates with whatever victim the RNC comes up with to run against her.

And in a debate, she comes armed with zilch. She couldn’t debate her way out of the simplest questions concerning real issues, such as national defense spending or same-sex marriage or immigration reform or debt reduction or anything that matters.

She is a deficient debater, an awful author, a soporific speaker, and a frumpy female. My prediction is that the Clinton Foundation has a team of researchers already digging into the lives of anyone who could possibly run against her as the Dem nominee as well as those likely to get the GOP nod.

And if they don’t find something scandalous or illegal, they’ll do exactly what Harry Reid did to Romney: generate a baseless rumor for their attack dogs to repeat so often in the alphabet networks that it takes on a life of its own and undercuts anyone with the temerity to challenge her right to the PotUSy.

Hillary is getting old. And she has old ideas, old tactics, old scandals, old baggage. Basically, she’s old news herself. What great fun it would be to have Congress hold her to the same standards that everyone outside of Boston would hold Tom Brady to. But waiting for that to happen is like waiting for Al Gore’s AGW to drown half the people on the planet with glacier melt.

Hillary Clinton is overrated. She’s overhyped. She’s overpromoted, overvalued, overconfident, overpriced, overbearing, overreaching, overpaid, over-age, and overweight.

For the good of the nation and probably the entire planet, I think she should be overlooked as a PotUS candidate, and if nominated, overruled. If elected, she should be overthrown.

9 comments on “Ron On Thunder Rodent Thighs

  1. Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

    The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.

    The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

    Hillary responded, “her muff tastes like kung pao chicken.”

    • NOPE! Sorry to have to burst your bubble, not that it’s not believable, it is a plausible argument at best.

      Go back to the site, http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s/ Click on the “ABOUT US” tab, then the “DISCLAIMER” tab. Scroll all of the way to the bottom and read the last paragraph. It very well written and believable satire. Just click on the authors name and look at some of his other funny stuff.

      • But, but, but, it’s on the interweb so it’s gotta be true. LMAO. Ya, I almost got burnt by some sonofabitch running a parody New York Times site out of Colombia, which wrote a piece on California banning .45 ACP. As if Guv. Moonbeam wouldn’t like to do that? Well, the fuckers had everything sounding right except the website extension on the hyperlink had “.com.co”, which caught my eye – too late. Had to send out another email saying I been had.

        Shit happens but, always verify before disseminating.

  2. C’mon guys, this Shrillary bashing is getting old. I can’t tell ya’ how many times that I’ve heard someone say or write, “Hillary Sucks!” Now let’s be honest, if that were true there probably would never have been a Monica scandal. At least give the screeching old crone that much credit.

  3. Okay, Denny & Ron, enough’s enough! As the oldest (and only) member of the Anti-Pork Defamation League, I ask you to stop referring to TRT as PIAP. This is an insult to pigs everywhere.

  4. I suspect Gene’s tongue was firmly jammed in his cheek as he wrote that.

    And as for picking on hellary, allow me my little indulgences. Unlike wise men who speak because they have something to say, I write because I have to say something . . . and you gotta admit, she’s one damned fine target.

  5. This pig reached her peak in 1964 as a Goldwater girl handing out Goldwater
    campaign literature and has been on a steep downhill slide ever since.

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