AlphaDelta sent me this lovely lady just for Toejam. Black hair. I love black hair! If this is who AD sez she is, she has a famous sister.
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AlphaDelta sent me this lovely lady just for Toejam. Black hair. I love black hair! If this is who AD sez she is, she has a famous sister.
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For those still wondering…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CElBVpRFk4Q
I was thinking of giving the hint about her more famous sister, “What kind of wood doesn’t float?”
Lignum Vitae?
Toejam might dislike her, but she is very ,very nice.
Those nips gonna give Toejam nightmares.
Toejam gonna shit when he sees what Dr. Finklestein brung him!
PS she is so good at giving guys WOOD!
LJ, I don’t think there’s any doctoring there. They’re about as natural as one can get. Including the “man hole cover” nipples. I couldn’t get my mouth around those things (but I could try real hard).
It escapes me why anyone who looks at this page should give a shit what toejam thinks.
What, and miss a 1500 word essay, in excruciating detail, of how every boob bigger than a golf ball was the product of, not the Creator, but a surgeon? Wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Yes, Virginia, there *are* breasts out there — C cup…and bigger! — that are original factory issue. And no, you can’t have perky AND big, we boob men concede that. But to lay on your back while those twin D’s sway over you, like palms in a gentle tropical breeze…well, there’s nothing like it. Sorry, Toe.
I must agree, after reading several of TJ’s reviews I am wondering if a visit to an eye care specialist is not in order?
I’ve quit reading TJ’s sad diatribes and I have to say, I’m much happier for it and the boobage is better without his windy, overly-verbose twaddle.
I didn’t know A/D was Jewish. Aren’t those things on her boobs Yarmulkes? I know he has a huge head and now that pair of “pink” beanies prove it. “Pink”, A/D? Ya coming out? Just wondering.
Looks like today’s bloat display is another attempt to bully Toejam. Bully, like the Liberal Democrats use when dealing with anyone who has an opinion that differs from theirs. It the case of the Democrats, however it ain’t tit-caps; it’s just plain ole verbal venom.
Just a reminder gang next Tuesday is Cinco de Mayo. I guess that’s why today’s boobage is actually A/D’s main “American-in-waiting” squeeze. Nice babe A/D. I bet there’s more lethal hair on her legs than a 12 foot tall Saguaro cactus. I bet those burr gams do some damage to your back. To each his own I guess.
OK, short and, unfortunately, not so sweet.
1) FACE: It’s friggin Michael Jackson! Look closely at those features. The only thing missing is the 5 year old boy’s penis sticking out of it’s mouth. Black hair is like black apes. Both remind me of a lapse in evolution. The Top of the chart, however is blonde, 34-c’s and dime sized aureoles. I’m getting off the subject however. I’ll be kind to the senorita cause she probably had a very difficult time trekking across miles of desert, the absent border and carrying 10 kilos of Acapulco Gold. All to meet her on-line mating partner. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Anybody see that growth of hair around her nipples? That’s a sign of beauty down below the Incan ruins. Dr. Finkelstein usually removes it during his breast reduction surgery cause those hairs can trap flies and other insects that carry disease. I guess A/D can trim the hedge once in a while and use the cilia for salad garnish when parsley is not available. EEK! Those bloated bags are so heavy the lady was forced to prop herself against the wall during the photo session. I kinda feel bad she can’t use her Pesos to have Dr. Finkelstein lop off some. But he only takes Dollars, Rubles and Pound Sterling. Rating: “C+”.
Toejam overall Rating: “C+”. (Only because I feel sorry for A/D.)
Oy, I’m looking out at a beautiful morning amongst the Appalacian Mountains. A light mist is rising and today is gonna be a bare-leg bonanza. I’m loading my Brownie with a big roll of film, donning my translucent, over-sized, elastic, crotch area, Spandex shorts and going out thigh spotting shortly. I guess DDP is going to have to wait for my daily phone-sex session. She’s kinda use to it when the Spring Testosterone rises. Life is good.
Please Denny, try………just try to find a damsel who s not handicapped and especially not with hogely mammaries for next week’s subject. Maybe you can get a naked frontal of Baltimore’s Mayor. But don’t get caught or you’ll be charged with murder. Black is beautiful……Unless you be a white Police officer, of course!
Once again, I like to post pictures of real women, not little boys.
Hey you guys, stop dissing my Toejam! He may be crunchy on the outside, but he’s soft in the middle. And without him, this forum would just be a bunch of boobs! (Pun intented.)
~XxxOoo
I love ya, DDP!….Kiss, kiss, hug, hug! 🙂
Your post of support made me breaking out with “Stand by me” by B.B. King.
I used my best “high tenor” and it sounded great.
I’m sending a copy to Denny so he can use it for next Saturday’s music video.
We are just poking a little fun at him. We all know
that you are his Venus, his perfect woman and one
true love.
We are all just doing what guys have done since the
dawn of man. I think this is why Denny loves to
post pics of womens with certain physical attributes.
I like to post pics of women that I like, Pissing off Toejam is an added bonus.
“I bet there’s more lethal hair on her legs….” wow now he’s grading them on parts he can’t even see
“Hub cap Annie” . The clip was made in 1971, 44 years ago . If this buxom babe is anyway related to the buxom honey in the clip. It is more likely a mother daughter duo!
The clip and picture are the same person. She appeared in Playboy April 1971. Be careful who you fap to. By now she might be your grandmother’s mahjong partner.
One of my all time favorites since “Diamonds”.
Years ago read of her pin-ups in VietNam, but have never found any on the internet. Anyone?
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x9/blackcanary2000/lana-wood.jpg
Thanks, John. Just never found any identified as her pin-ups from that era.
Here area few of her titty pics and a brief bio for those who
have yet to get who she is. All I can say is that with funbags like
those, that Wood can float!
http://www.celebset.net/Lana_Wood_Naked/
Sigh….The world is going to hell in a hand cart, nuclear war could start any minute, America’s cities are ablaze with riots and looting, white folks in the U.S. are quickly becoming an endangered species, traditions – religion, marriage, patriotism, the Constitution, specifically, the bill of Rights are all being trampled on in the name of progressivism, aka, Liberalism/Socialism/Communism.
All the while Obama, along with his Black-KKK henchmen, Jackson and Sharpton, are busy fanning the dying embers of the latest “unrest” into the next full scale riot. All, with the tacit approval of the modern-day “Do Nothing” party – Our elected R-I-N-O-S’s.
Now I ask you – With all of this going on – Why is a wonderful pair of a woman’s mammary delights the subject of such intense debate? Why not just peruse the pleasure they exude and remember times past when you had “hands-on” experience with such beauty and let it go at that?
The answer to my questions and to all of the unrest also might be to quote that pillar of pacifism so many year ago, Rodney King – “Can’t we all get along?”
PS:
To paraphrase the old joke, I’ll bet that Wood will float! especially with such a large set of life preservers. No fall of a yacht is gonna’ pull her underwater with such a wonderful pair of fun bags.
And…To add to what Leonard Jones said above: Her bio says her name is Svetlana Smedley (born Svetlana Gurdin March 1, 1946) which would make her 69 today. That makes the pic a true “Oldie but goodie.”