This young lady was Saturday Boobage two weeks ago as a blonde. AlphaDelta sent me this picture of her with her natural hair color. I think she looks much hotter as a brunette, but then, I prefer brunettes to blondes. I was gonna post this picture last week but I lost it. Fortunately, AD was able to resend it. This has the added bonus of pissing off Toejam. I think her A to B ratio is perfect but he will piss and moan about it as usual.
There sure are a lot of hot women in Eastern Europe, especially Romania.
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I prefer dark hair as well. I am thinking of my Czech bride. Chestnut. Her hair and me….
Smokin’!
What’s the world coming to? We outsource our manufacturing to Asia, we outsource our presidency to Kenya, and now Denny has outsourced our wimmin to Eastern Europe.
Not hard to figure out – they lost the majority of their menfolk 70 years ago. The ones who did make it home had their pick – beauty mated with tenacity and courage makes for a nice package, even a few generations removed…
And A to B ratio is just fine. Keep ’em coming!
Nice rack.
BARF, GAG, PROJECTILE VOMIT….
Ok, now I’ve demonstrated my emotional reaction to today’s tit display I need to retire to my medicine chest and ingest a couple of Advils and a few Imodium tablets to keep my digestive system from going into spasms. I recognize A/D’s distorted and perverted predilection to the absolute hideous distortion of a female body, but for the normally staid and professional Denny to abet A/D’s sicko malediction is beyond the pale. From the top of her mop to her breast bombs she fails to register on the precise, but little know scientific Erecter scale. Below the terrible tits however is another story. Those thighs do show merit.
1) FACE: That hair looks like its origin was the working end of a deck swab on the U.S.S. Constitution and picked up the pine tar from every foot of that iconic ship’s deck. Whoa, I wonder what sort of creatures make their home in that cilia jungle. However, her partially hidden face does appear to be pancake makeup free and kinda virginal. The only problem I see is her chin. Its narrow cleft doesn’t lend itself to being a comfortable scrotal hammock. But that’s a minor detail. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: I have a difficult time casting my eyes on those bloated udders (my apologies to Elsie the cow). But professional ethics demand I offer my expert analysis. One of those mammoth milkers would suffice. But two? That’s like swatting a gnat with a BLU-82. To add to the sacrilege are the aureoles that could double as rain tarps at Yankee stadium. But I have to call ’em as I see’s ’em. And boy those bazongas would make Stevie Wonder’s eyes spin. Rating: “F”.
3) THIGHS: Ok, now those beauties will significantly raise the little lady’s rating. Oh my. I’m fantasizing resting my head on her firm, smooth dermal covered quadriceps femoris. And to boot, having my olfactory senses stimulated by the musky aroma emitted from her adjacent honey bucket. That’s heaven and will earn her a quality rating. See, Denny & A/D there’s always a bright side to any situation. And her lower appendages are the glass half full. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B-“.
Today’s sun rises like thunder over the green pine trees and the morning mist adds to the spectacular display Mother Nature has provided me. Temperatures are predicted to top out in the low 80’s an shortly I’m off on my weekly hunt for the perfect coed body display. From past experience I’ll position myself near the entrance of the local shopping center. Today I’ll be using my patented “blind man selling pencils” disguise to lure the young, scantily clad damsels to approach within an arm’s reach. My hidden “Go-Pro” will be recording between waist and ankle level and I figure I’ll capture dozens and dozens of memorable shots.
Meanwhile, DDP lingers in aqualess Malibu. How many weeks has it been since she’s taken a shower? Never mind I still long to embrace her sweat soaked naked body. Perspiration flowing from her perfect nipples and glistening on her fabulous thighs send me into a carnal frenzy. OOPs. My Senior Citizen van just appeared in front and honked. Time to grab my blacked-out Gucci glasses, tin cup, a dozen #2 Dixon pencils and head off on my Saturday Lust Tour.
Get used to it. I’m posting what I like and I like real women with good A to B ratios, like DDP for example, IIRC from the one time I saw her boobage many moons ago.
Hey Denny,
I’m calling George Soros and having him hire some former Ferguson and Baltimore demonstrators to picket your place if this travesty continues!
Thanks Denny! I think Toejam’s love for me is blind.
~XxxOoo
Me too. He loves the inner you. And I do love playing with him.
Denny, post some little boy boobs for Toejam.
Welcome back Toejam!