Another one from Roman.
An uninformed voter pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Sounds like a piss-poor excuse for a car.
Must have been an old BMW. When was the last time you saw one with a carb?