Heard On WGN

Woody sent me this one.

Last night I was driving home from dinner and listening to a sports call-in program carried by WGN in Chicago on SIRIUS/XL. People were calling in, very upset, about the goat’s head that was sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field.

Then some guy called in from Tennessee and said, “Why are you people so upset ’cause someone sent a goat’s head to Wrigley Field? Aren’t you Chicagoans the same guys that sent a horse’s ass to the White House?”

13 comments on “Heard On WGN

  1. Yuk, yuk, yuk. If only, I could lay blame at a cesspool like Chicago, however, all of America, tongue-punched the ghey Kenyan-in-chief’s fartbox – twice!

    • I’m from Chicago. I suspect the significance of the goat’s head is probably lost on 98% of your readers, Denny.
      Cesspool? I think not, AlphaDelta.

      • Because Rahm Emanuel vindicates your city not being a cesspool? Get over yourself, Paul. Your city is a shitole in the same fashion every urban metropolis is a bankrupt, crime ridden, pile of shit wealth redistribution shithole. On top of that, you’ve got Billy Ayers, Dorhn, Wright, Fletcher, et al., to keep y’all on top of being a commie shithole city in FUSA.
        OABTW, thanks for your ‘community organizer’.

        • Well said Alpha Delta! I used to live in the northern suburbs of the windy city and even up near the Wisconsin border you could sense the shitholiness of chicago. I drive a couple of hundred miles out of my way to avoid that pile of crap!

  2. Denny,

    I am confused.

    When you say horse’s ass to the White House, do you mean the Kenyan idiot, Moo-shell the ugly wife, the bitter mother-in-law Mucus Robandsome, the surly children Slasher and Malaria, the Iranian troll Valerie Jerk-it, or Rhambo the Weasel?

  3. Yes they sent him to the White house. Twice and many of them are still proud of it. Sometime down the road, I don’t know when it may dawn on some of the brighter ones they made a grave mistake. By then he will be somewhere on a golf course, exclusive no doubt sailing off into the golden sunset, having been well paid by all the corporations and wall street, the ones he was supposed to be against. But in fact he in their breast pocket bought and paid for all along. If you do not know the significant of the Goats head just try Googling the Cubs curse. Then you should know what the deal with the silly Greek Goat is all about.

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