So this married couple was on an African safari when they spotted an antelope trying to escape from a cheetah. The wife told the husband, “If the antelope survives this one, I’ll give you a blowjob every day for the rest of your life.
Thanks to Pres.
The antelope cheated. He had help. And I’d bet that the wife went back on her promise after a few days. She probably blew it.
Back on her promise? Damn straight!
Why women simply refuse to comprehend or accept this basic fact of life I will never understand.
Funniest one I’ve seen yet!!
If it had been me, I’da shot it.
The antelope, or the cheetah?
With incentive like that, of course he’d save that beast. Probably ripped off the car door, getting out, to start that chase, but that’s just the breaks.
Nothing motivates a man like a nob job!