Enhanced or not, they still have that beautiful skin covering them. Plus when she removes the fish hook she has an incredibly beautiful innie tummy button. With it, se can carry the flag in the Flag Day parade tomorrow. with ease.
Finally, at last, way over-due some aureoles worth gazing at this lady. Denny, I couldn’t be more pleased if this damsel was a genuine blonde with a shaved beaver. In retrospect I do believe she might pass for African-American. Well, the tawny hue of her skin may indicate she pulled the wool over the eyes of our brother’s from the Dark Continent where Tarzan once swung from vines and his feral mate, Jane swung from Tarzan’s groin-vine. I wonder if she has an annual 6-figure salary from the NAACP. If so is it for serving free lunches to the poor, inner-city Negroes or just for being a Welfare corporate hoe? On second thought Elizabeth Warren comes to mind. And like Ole Buffalo fornicating Lizzy this lass could be a Native-American descended from the lost, indigenous “Catchy-Cumie” tribe. Never mind, I got lots to do this Saturday. I have to take my darling daughter to the local range to get some trigger time. .40 Cal. semi-auto and a Colt AR-15 are today’s things to produce some from list.
Let’s get on with my expert analysis. I have a feeling this will end in high marks.
1) FACE: Strip away that 1960’s headgear and some of the makeup and I think we’ll find a masterpiece. Her beak is very attractive as are her piercing eyes. That upward stare indicates she might be positioned on her knees and has just spied a 9 inch pocked rocket headed in her direction with its internal GPS navigation system programmed on the coordinates of her slightly agape lips. In addition, her calm demeanor indicates she’s ready to swallow her pride along with the incoming, liquid-fueled warhead. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Now we’re cookin’ with high-octane petrol Denny. Perfect, natural firm orbs decorate this lady’s chest. And they’re tipped with excellent, dark-rose tinted aureoles and at their pinnacle wonderful, pert erect nipples. I’m so excited I’ve been given the opportunity to cast my eyes on them. I’d have to go to the 4 corners of the earth to find similar examples of what mammeries should look like. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Other than the stainless-steel navel canker I whole heartedly approve of her snare-drum tight, tanned torso. What a wonderful platform to rest one’s weary head on after hours of lusty, carnal, ribald antics. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”. Nice going ma’am.
I have to state once again what a refreshing example of what womanhood should display. I’ve suffered through weeks of silicon stuffed bazongas tipped by bloated blotches that Denny’s been passing off as “perfect aureoles”. This lady was well worth the wait.
Now I have to give DDP a little praise too. Her fantastic 5+ body is unequalled. She possesses and expertly maintains the benchmark body every young lady should strive to achieve.
Adios, till next Saturday. I’m even foregoing my usual Saturday peek-a-boo games at the local lady’s sauna to spend quality time with my little girl.
Toe, now I know you were just fucking with us all these years. You *CANNOT* be serious gushing over a chick who could not be more silicone’d up and calling them natural.
Here you have DDP with the Bounty of the Creator As He Made Them spilling from her chest, and she wants to wear a paper bag over her head after reading this. I can’t blame her. Hmph.
Years ago I took that online test on real vs. fake and got 100%. These boobs are worth a tongue lashing, but they are seriously fake. They defy gravity and the law of natural curves. That is all.
sorry, but if she was anymore plastic, she’d have a Mattel sticker on her ass.
They could use them to cover her nipples.
Yeah, pretty obvious bolt-ons. Jordan Carver, maybe?
Isn’t this the Barbie Pocohontas I have been hearing was coming to a toy store near you?
Enhanced or not, they still have that beautiful skin covering them. Plus when she removes the fish hook she has an incredibly beautiful innie tummy button. With it, se can carry the flag in the Flag Day parade tomorrow. with ease.
Looks like that NAACP gal everyone is talking about.
after a good scrubbing to get rid of all that oil she will be just fine
Finally, at last, way over-due some aureoles worth gazing at this lady. Denny, I couldn’t be more pleased if this damsel was a genuine blonde with a shaved beaver. In retrospect I do believe she might pass for African-American. Well, the tawny hue of her skin may indicate she pulled the wool over the eyes of our brother’s from the Dark Continent where Tarzan once swung from vines and his feral mate, Jane swung from Tarzan’s groin-vine. I wonder if she has an annual 6-figure salary from the NAACP. If so is it for serving free lunches to the poor, inner-city Negroes or just for being a Welfare corporate hoe? On second thought Elizabeth Warren comes to mind. And like Ole Buffalo fornicating Lizzy this lass could be a Native-American descended from the lost, indigenous “Catchy-Cumie” tribe. Never mind, I got lots to do this Saturday. I have to take my darling daughter to the local range to get some trigger time. .40 Cal. semi-auto and a Colt AR-15 are today’s things to produce some from list.
Let’s get on with my expert analysis. I have a feeling this will end in high marks.
1) FACE: Strip away that 1960’s headgear and some of the makeup and I think we’ll find a masterpiece. Her beak is very attractive as are her piercing eyes. That upward stare indicates she might be positioned on her knees and has just spied a 9 inch pocked rocket headed in her direction with its internal GPS navigation system programmed on the coordinates of her slightly agape lips. In addition, her calm demeanor indicates she’s ready to swallow her pride along with the incoming, liquid-fueled warhead. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Now we’re cookin’ with high-octane petrol Denny. Perfect, natural firm orbs decorate this lady’s chest. And they’re tipped with excellent, dark-rose tinted aureoles and at their pinnacle wonderful, pert erect nipples. I’m so excited I’ve been given the opportunity to cast my eyes on them. I’d have to go to the 4 corners of the earth to find similar examples of what mammeries should look like. Rating: “A+++”.
3) TORSO: Other than the stainless-steel navel canker I whole heartedly approve of her snare-drum tight, tanned torso. What a wonderful platform to rest one’s weary head on after hours of lusty, carnal, ribald antics. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”. Nice going ma’am.
I have to state once again what a refreshing example of what womanhood should display. I’ve suffered through weeks of silicon stuffed bazongas tipped by bloated blotches that Denny’s been passing off as “perfect aureoles”. This lady was well worth the wait.
Now I have to give DDP a little praise too. Her fantastic 5+ body is unequalled. She possesses and expertly maintains the benchmark body every young lady should strive to achieve.
Adios, till next Saturday. I’m even foregoing my usual Saturday peek-a-boo games at the local lady’s sauna to spend quality time with my little girl.
You think those are what Nature gave her? Man, with eyesight that bad I don’t want you anywhere near a gun.
Dude. They are obviously augmented. You are slipping if you think they are real.
Toe, now I know you were just fucking with us all these years. You *CANNOT* be serious gushing over a chick who could not be more silicone’d up and calling them natural.
Here you have DDP with the Bounty of the Creator As He Made Them spilling from her chest, and she wants to wear a paper bag over her head after reading this. I can’t blame her. Hmph.
I stand by my professional analysis. They are the real deal.
Maybe we’d better have Denny & Dr. Finkelstein arbitrate before the originality of these “Milk Factories from Mother Nature” get out of hand.
Awww….Southpaw! Thanks for the compliment of sorts. Yes, I’m beginning to think Toejam needs new glasses.
~XxxOoo
She is an artfully augmented young lady. She has also had some work done on her nose, if you look carefully. She is a professional, as it were.
Her name is Fernanda Passo. She is Brazilian, and an image search reveals she also has a brazilian.
Worse things could happen to a man, but I am willing to bet it would require every penny in savings.
More a landing strip as opposed to a real Brazilian, at least in this photo. I cropped the proof of that out of this picture.
Here, you guys can do some more research if you want 🙂
Her name is Fernanda Passos. Brazilian.
Enjoy ( NSFW )
http://www.nudelas.com/fernanda-passos-revista-sexy/
Years ago I took that online test on real vs. fake and got 100%. These boobs are worth a tongue lashing, but they are seriously fake. They defy gravity and the law of natural curves. That is all.