I dunno. This may be one of those rare times when TJ actually approves. No obvious “Dr. Finkelstein” evidence that I can detect, among other grievances….
She’s got that “Fergie” thing going on. I like it. And the nice, gentle “sag” to those puppies suggests mother nature, not the scalpel, is the responsible party. And the boob:nip ratio is a good one. Kudos for this one.
Oh Yea! This lass is going off the chart and into my heart. Beware DDP I do believe your 5″A” + rating is in jeopardy. And many thanks to Denny for exhibiting a very sweet woman and Catfish for finding her. I had to take a double dose of my blood pressure meds after spotting today’s boobage lady. And I’m still up around 180/98. Whew, I’m going to need to calm down before examining this woman closer. Too bad I can’t check her assets out in person. Then again I don’t think my body would survive.
1) FACE: Blonde hair….good. However, looks like her curls are sun bleached and she’s really a strawberry babe. No matter. She should be wearing some Gucci shades. Note the severe squint. That not only detracts from her unusually pretty face but the strong sun might cause retinal damage. No pancake makeup either. Of course when you’re dipping into the warm Pacific waters makeup is not essential. My only concern is the size and shape of her lips. Sure their OK to slide your Johnson between but I’ll have to deduct a few points. Rating: “A++++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Some of you neophytes may doubt me but they have not been altered. They are the real deal masterpieces that Mother Nature endowed this lady with. And as an added bonus her aureoles are the perfect size and only lightly tinted. Nipples? Those little buds fit perfectly atop those fantastic mammaries. What a treasure, but the best is yet to come. Rating: “A++++”.
3) ARMS & TORSO: Perfection. Tight, toned and unblemished. They are of a caliber that is so great it’s hard to put a number on. Rating: “A++++”.
4) LEGS: OMFG, I have seen, felt and stroked hundreds of gams before but these beauties leave me breathless. Their symmetry and perfection are unsurpassed. Long, lightly tanned and toned so well they might be the work of a computer’s creation. However, I know they’re made of real flesh, muscle and bone. I took a quick look at them and sat back for a few minutes, mesmerized by their aura. This lady’s underpinnings surpass the finest the world has seen. Having said that I must deduct some points for that ugly tattoo canker on the lady’s foot. What in heaven’s name was she thinking when she allowed some jerk to destroy such a wonderful vista? Probably had a few too many margaritas. Sad, truly sad. Rating “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++++”. Just a blonde cunt hair short of DDP’s Perfect score.
OK, now that delightful job is done and dusted I think it’s time I go about my usual Saturday routine. However, today I think I’ll skip the usual Peeping Tom stuff and raise the ante. Yup, it’s time to slip into my hidden nook in the lady’s dressing room at the local department store. My video camera will be rolling as young (all over 18 of course) females slip out of their shorts and halter top in order to try on the latest neon thongs and pasties. They dance, jiggle and shimmy around to ensure the tiniest of garments stay in place. I even expect to see two lovely ladies more than admire each other’s firm, svelte forms. “wink, wink”. Yea, they’re so confident they aren’t being observed by the store’s security they let their arms and lips explore each other’s most intimate areas. My heart is palpating in expectation.
DDP, don’t get too angry. You’re still tops at “A+++++”!
Nice ! except for that fat lip and wrought iron in her belly button. I really do not mind the tattoo. I hope Toe Jam has not O.D. on Viagra too much this week so he can see the real beauty in this that body and give her well deserved 10’s
As a result of a near mutiny the overbearing and arrogant captain was forced to see a psychiatrist by order of the commodore.
As soon as the captain became comfortable on the couch, the psychiatrist began the session by asking the captain, “Why don’t you start at the beginning?”
The captain said, ” Okay. In the beginning I created heaven and the earth…….”
(I need therapy, or something, after seeing this succulent bird lol)
Nice teak decks. The self furling system on all 3 visible sails is a definite advantage for short-handed cruising. The lassie probably is furniture for the captain’s berth in the forward cabin as there is no visual evidence of duties in the galley or cockpit (Monday pun?).
Why fish for scaley, slimey denizens of the deep when you have the pungent aroma of a desd mackrel coming off a sweet, moist coot sitting on your boat!
Toejam won’t like her boat…..
I dunno. This may be one of those rare times when TJ actually approves. No obvious “Dr. Finkelstein” evidence that I can detect, among other grievances….
Viviane Bordin?
Ya, and she’s a *real* blonde, too.
No she isn’t. I saw a full frontal shot.
Hello? Is this thing on? No shit: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Viviane_Bordin
Boat? What boat?
Well, and that tattoo on those huge feet of hers…
I gotta agree. The tat thing threw me too. Looks like a lamprey attached itself to her foot.
Glad I was born a boomer. I never liked those things, especially on a female. I’d never make a good millenial.
Ya got that right!
She’s got that “Fergie” thing going on. I like it. And the nice, gentle “sag” to those puppies suggests mother nature, not the scalpel, is the responsible party. And the boob:nip ratio is a good one. Kudos for this one.
Really Mo….her feet? Personally I’ve never motorboated in feet…I prefer to motorboat in boobage, and those are perfect!
Oh Yea! This lass is going off the chart and into my heart. Beware DDP I do believe your 5″A” + rating is in jeopardy. And many thanks to Denny for exhibiting a very sweet woman and Catfish for finding her. I had to take a double dose of my blood pressure meds after spotting today’s boobage lady. And I’m still up around 180/98. Whew, I’m going to need to calm down before examining this woman closer. Too bad I can’t check her assets out in person. Then again I don’t think my body would survive.
1) FACE: Blonde hair….good. However, looks like her curls are sun bleached and she’s really a strawberry babe. No matter. She should be wearing some Gucci shades. Note the severe squint. That not only detracts from her unusually pretty face but the strong sun might cause retinal damage. No pancake makeup either. Of course when you’re dipping into the warm Pacific waters makeup is not essential. My only concern is the size and shape of her lips. Sure their OK to slide your Johnson between but I’ll have to deduct a few points. Rating: “A++++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Some of you neophytes may doubt me but they have not been altered. They are the real deal masterpieces that Mother Nature endowed this lady with. And as an added bonus her aureoles are the perfect size and only lightly tinted. Nipples? Those little buds fit perfectly atop those fantastic mammaries. What a treasure, but the best is yet to come. Rating: “A++++”.
3) ARMS & TORSO: Perfection. Tight, toned and unblemished. They are of a caliber that is so great it’s hard to put a number on. Rating: “A++++”.
4) LEGS: OMFG, I have seen, felt and stroked hundreds of gams before but these beauties leave me breathless. Their symmetry and perfection are unsurpassed. Long, lightly tanned and toned so well they might be the work of a computer’s creation. However, I know they’re made of real flesh, muscle and bone. I took a quick look at them and sat back for a few minutes, mesmerized by their aura. This lady’s underpinnings surpass the finest the world has seen. Having said that I must deduct some points for that ugly tattoo canker on the lady’s foot. What in heaven’s name was she thinking when she allowed some jerk to destroy such a wonderful vista? Probably had a few too many margaritas. Sad, truly sad. Rating “A++++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A++++”. Just a blonde cunt hair short of DDP’s Perfect score.
OK, now that delightful job is done and dusted I think it’s time I go about my usual Saturday routine. However, today I think I’ll skip the usual Peeping Tom stuff and raise the ante. Yup, it’s time to slip into my hidden nook in the lady’s dressing room at the local department store. My video camera will be rolling as young (all over 18 of course) females slip out of their shorts and halter top in order to try on the latest neon thongs and pasties. They dance, jiggle and shimmy around to ensure the tiniest of garments stay in place. I even expect to see two lovely ladies more than admire each other’s firm, svelte forms. “wink, wink”. Yea, they’re so confident they aren’t being observed by the store’s security they let their arms and lips explore each other’s most intimate areas. My heart is palpating in expectation.
DDP, don’t get too angry. You’re still tops at “A+++++”!
Toejam…
It’s been a while since we had a 3~way…..
~XxxOoo
Nice ! except for that fat lip and wrought iron in her belly button. I really do not mind the tattoo. I hope Toe Jam has not O.D. on Viagra too much this week so he can see the real beauty in this that body and give her well deserved 10’s
As a result of a near mutiny the overbearing and arrogant captain was forced to see a psychiatrist by order of the commodore.
As soon as the captain became comfortable on the couch, the psychiatrist began the session by asking the captain, “Why don’t you start at the beginning?”
The captain said, ” Okay. In the beginning I created heaven and the earth…….”
(I need therapy, or something, after seeing this succulent bird lol)
Nice teak decks. The self furling system on all 3 visible sails is a definite advantage for short-handed cruising. The lassie probably is furniture for the captain’s berth in the forward cabin as there is no visual evidence of duties in the galley or cockpit (Monday pun?).
If I were the “captain” I drop my anchor about 8 inches below her belly-button porthole.
I noticed all of those self furling sails. You might even be able to single-hand this boat. It looks to be about a 45 footer.
Doesn’t anyone fish any more?
The water and weather look great for it.
Why fish for scaley, slimey denizens of the deep when you have the pungent aroma of a desd mackrel coming off a sweet, moist coot sitting on your boat!