OMFG! Gag me with a freakin’ spoon! Rachel Dolazel has made a sex tape. As a public service to me dear readers, if any of you find this tape on the internet, please do not send it to me. Just the thought of it makes my skin crawl. I did hear that they are gonna furnish that tape to emergency rooms around the country to treat Viagra users who get erections longer than four hours. They’re found that it is more effective than nude pictures of Thunder Rodent Thighs.
Yeah. . . that oughta do it!
boy if Vivid or a similar outfit could lay their mitts on that tape they could make some cash. Not from me though. I’m not into bestiality
Denny forgot to mention that her video can succesfully be used as an alternative to a “stomach-pump” in emptying the contents of the beer & Drug bloated belly…. However precautions must be taken: PROJECTILE PUKE CAN KILL!
Warning: What is seen cannot be unseen!
Semi-nude picture of the NAACP president
If you put the video of that skank doing the nasty on your Blog,
I will bail! I am about to pour a cup of bleach in my eyes at
the very mention of the possibility of seeing the mating ritual
of American liberals.
I’m on my third day watching it now and I’ve already lost five pounds.
To quote my old Navy Bud: ” I’ve tripped over better looking stuff looking for a place to jack off”