Pluto

The New Horizons Space Craft will pass close to Pluto tomorrow. This is yet another accomplishment of mankind in exploring the solar system. This craft is going faster than any other spacecraft in history: 30,000 MPH. I can only hope that at the upcoming press conference none of the team members involved in this endeavor wears a sexist shirt that will make some feminazi cry like the dude with the “sexist” shirt, when the spacecraft landed on the comet. Or if sonmone does wear a “sexist” shirt he tells the feminazi where to go and where to put her hurt feelings, like the dude in the comet team should have. If I were on the New Horizons team I would wear a sexist T-shirt just to piss off a feminazi. JHFC! When I was seven years old I started wearing glasses. Naturally my classmates started calling me four eyes. When I whined about it to my parents they told me, “Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.”

Obviously, we don’t raise our children like that anymore. Too bad. Now we have a perpetually offended bunch of people looking for things to offend them, like blacks with the Confederate flag. Yannow what offends me? Black people calling each other nigger. Dudes with their pants down past their butts with their skivvies showing. The rainbow flag. The idiot in the White House. The White House lit up like a rainbow. The gay mafia. The Black Taliban. Gay Pride parades. The Congressional Black Caucus. Censorship of conservatives by liberals progressives rat bastard commies. Rap “music”. I could go on.

To the perpetually offended I say, “STFU and take it you whining crybaby assholes!” We have freedom of speech in this country. I can say pretty much anything I want. If it offends you, then tough shit. There is no right to not be offended in the Constitution. The First Amendment is not to protect your feelings but to protect my right to say pretty much anything I like, even if it’s offensive. It should protect the displaying of the Confederate flag, but it looks like it doesn’t.

You’re Wrong Lindsey

Little Lindsey Grahm, Johnny McRINO’ mini-me came out and said that Donald Trump was gonna kill his party

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said Friday that real estate mogul Donald Trump’s rhetoric on immigration is “going to kill” the Republican Party and its chances of winning back the White House in 2016.

You’re wrong Lindsey. It’s RINOs like you and your mentor Johnny McRINO who are killing the Republican Party. As for winning presidential elections, how did your mentor do in 2008? How did Mittens do in 2012? In both elections the base of the Republican Party stayed home because your party insisted in running what used to be called moderate Dimocrats. It’s you RINOs who are killing the party. Bush 43 actually ran as a conservative and won. Granted, he wasn’t one but he ran as one. The last real conservative, Ronald Reagan, won in two landslides. We don’t want amnesty so quit trying to ram it down our throats. It’s amnesty that will kill the Republican Party since all of those new citizens will vote Dimocrat. We’re tired of politicians who run as conservatives and then turn into liberals when they get to DC, like Boner and McConnell. If you guys give us a candidate who supports amnesty, he will lose. If you run Jeb Bush, he will lose. We’re tired of Bushes. STFU and go away you little twerp.

Monday Pun 7-13-2015

Pastis has done it again! This one was in Tuesday’s paper.

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I read sumpin’ about Pastis the other day. One of his heroes was Charles Schulz. He even met him once. Pearls is somewhat modeled after Peanuts, in a bizarre way. Rat is Lucy, Goat is Linus, and Pig is Charlie Brown. Pearls is, of course, my favorite comic strip.