Look folks, TJ hasn’t weighed in yet so let me make a prediction (since he and I seemingly have very similar tastes in quality boobage). He will like this one. Those boobs not only have a significant “hang factor” (something that screams to me “natural”) but the nip/boob ratio AND the fact that the aureoles are nice and dark creating a good contrast on the boobage make for a very pleasing rack. I really think he’ll like these, I know I do.
Gee thanks A/D. This lady is a perfect example of what happens when a babe tries to have her tits enlarged on the cheap. Axle grease injected with a turkey baster by a ghetto mama who’s only expertise is cramming silicon putty into the gluteus Maximus of dark skinned Kardashian wannabes or maybe resemble the rear baggage of FLOTUS. Who knows, by A/D has done us all a favor by offering up a photograph of his latest conquest.
1) FACE: The best part of the lady despite the ratty dark hair. The lack of plaster-like pancake makeup and the warm smile gives her that “down-home” look. Just like the girl next door we’d all like to bang. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Obviously a pair of losers. Huge aureoles on bloated boobs do not a high mark earn. What the hell made this babe destroy her chest? A promise of earning millions modeling 38-DDD bolder-holders? Or maybe to please A/D, who’s fascinated by and compensating for his personal lack of anatomical size. In any event I really feel for this babe. No, not reaching out and pinching a nipple feel, but an honest feeling of melancholy. Rating: “D-“. Again I bumped it up from a solid “F” cause I feel sorry for her.
Toejam overall rating: “C-“.
Ah yes another rating session in the can. My duty for this Saturday is done. And well done at that. A/D should follow my professional example and get some properly proportioned women before the EPA fines him for the public display of objects polluting the air. I bet boobage like this adds loads of Carbon Dioxide to the earth’s atmosphere thus lending to global warming and eventually causing those cute polar bears to go extinct.
It’s getting on and I have a date with the local lady masseuse. She does a fantastic job rubbing the muscles and alleviating all my inner tension. Her fingers dance over my well muscled body as she croons the “Londonderry Aire” in my ear. Then after an hour she gets down to business. Removing her false teeth and flexing her tongue she switches to humming “stairway to heaven” (sometimes she switches to: “Marching to Pretoria”….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L58wYrsNv0 when the mood strikes her) and for the next 15 minutes I travel at warp speed toward stellar ecstasy.
Toejam! Stop being so silly. I know you’re just sitting in your recliner, in front of your big screen TV, probably dozing off with the clicker in your hand with the channel glued to HSN. You can’t fool me with all this talk about gummy massage therapists! Erf!
As far as Toe is concerned, anything beyond a training bra HAS to be fake…not sure why he is so unwilling to accept the existence of big boobs out there that are indeed real.
I have met and mated women who are DD’s and DDD’s, and I, Southpaw, will personally attest that they were all OEM.
I am going to cause Toejam to vapor lock at the sight of these
hubcap sized aureolas. There is a major contrast issue, but
these things are FRIGGIN HUGE!
Lovely girl next door…
Look folks, TJ hasn’t weighed in yet so let me make a prediction (since he and I seemingly have very similar tastes in quality boobage). He will like this one. Those boobs not only have a significant “hang factor” (something that screams to me “natural”) but the nip/boob ratio AND the fact that the aureoles are nice and dark creating a good contrast on the boobage make for a very pleasing rack. I really think he’ll like these, I know I do.
Sorry Rayvet. You were wrong. He doesn’t. The areolae are too big for him as I knew they would be.
Succulent
This is Holly Peers, another one of those wonderful busty British women. I hope they stay forever.
Gee thanks A/D. This lady is a perfect example of what happens when a babe tries to have her tits enlarged on the cheap. Axle grease injected with a turkey baster by a ghetto mama who’s only expertise is cramming silicon putty into the gluteus Maximus of dark skinned Kardashian wannabes or maybe resemble the rear baggage of FLOTUS. Who knows, by A/D has done us all a favor by offering up a photograph of his latest conquest.
1) FACE: The best part of the lady despite the ratty dark hair. The lack of plaster-like pancake makeup and the warm smile gives her that “down-home” look. Just like the girl next door we’d all like to bang. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Obviously a pair of losers. Huge aureoles on bloated boobs do not a high mark earn. What the hell made this babe destroy her chest? A promise of earning millions modeling 38-DDD bolder-holders? Or maybe to please A/D, who’s fascinated by and compensating for his personal lack of anatomical size. In any event I really feel for this babe. No, not reaching out and pinching a nipple feel, but an honest feeling of melancholy. Rating: “D-“. Again I bumped it up from a solid “F” cause I feel sorry for her.
Toejam overall rating: “C-“.
Ah yes another rating session in the can. My duty for this Saturday is done. And well done at that. A/D should follow my professional example and get some properly proportioned women before the EPA fines him for the public display of objects polluting the air. I bet boobage like this adds loads of Carbon Dioxide to the earth’s atmosphere thus lending to global warming and eventually causing those cute polar bears to go extinct.
It’s getting on and I have a date with the local lady masseuse. She does a fantastic job rubbing the muscles and alleviating all my inner tension. Her fingers dance over my well muscled body as she croons the “Londonderry Aire” in my ear. Then after an hour she gets down to business. Removing her false teeth and flexing her tongue she switches to humming “stairway to heaven” (sometimes she switches to: “Marching to Pretoria”….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L58wYrsNv0 when the mood strikes her) and for the next 15 minutes I travel at warp speed toward stellar ecstasy.
Eat your heart out DDP.
Toejam! Stop being so silly. I know you’re just sitting in your recliner, in front of your big screen TV, probably dozing off with the clicker in your hand with the channel glued to HSN. You can’t fool me with all this talk about gummy massage therapists! Erf!
~XxxOoo
He prolly has sumpin’ else in his hand.
Outstanding — Damn glad I have lower standards the TJ.
As far as Toe is concerned, anything beyond a training bra HAS to be fake…not sure why he is so unwilling to accept the existence of big boobs out there that are indeed real.
I have met and mated women who are DD’s and DDD’s, and I, Southpaw, will personally attest that they were all OEM.
Shit, this is like T-ball.
I am going to cause Toejam to vapor lock at the sight of these
hubcap sized aureolas. There is a major contrast issue, but
these things are FRIGGIN HUGE!
http://soylentrefuge.blogspot.com/2015/07/tuesday-tit-illation-ddumbfounded.html
Those are even too big for me!
Kind of reminds me of Daisy Duke: full firm luscious Daisy Duke!