Another submission from AlphaDelta who knows just how much I love black hair. (more…)

A male uninformed voter is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

Here’s a real winner.

After making headlines earlier in the year for her rant about “A**hole God” and “White Supremacist Jesus”, Rutgers Professor Brittney Cooper is back at it again, with another op-ed on Salon. This time, she rants about the Sandra Bland tragedy, and how all white people are the “face of the oppressor”.

“White power. Black submission. It’s the oldest trick in the white supremacist handbook. The officer might think he wanted Sandra Bland’s respect. But what he really wanted was her fear. And the fact is: He is entitled to neither. She did not owe him either her respect or her fear. When his white maleness and his badge didn’t elicit the first, he used the power of that badge to compel the second.

There is a way that white people in particular treat Black people, as though we should be grateful to them — grateful for jobs in their institutions, grateful to live in their neighborhoods, grateful that they aren’t as racist as their parents and grandparents, grateful that they pay us any attention, grateful that they acknowledge our humanity (on the rare occasions when they do), grateful that they don’t use their formidable power to take our lives.”

You simple tool! You should be grateful that you live in the United States, a country created by the white people you hate so much, where you live better than the majority of people on this planet. Kiss my ass, you ungrateful racist bitch. Here’s your award.

Claudia will be glad to hear that I have been spending a lot of time at the piano practicing and relearning stuff I could play thrity years ago. As such, the blog has suffered a bit. Fortunately, there is Ron to take up some slack. Here’s his latest.

For a brief time there, back when America had a triple A credit rating and our allies trusted us and our enemies feared us, we had a policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists. Our debt was large, but not unmanageable. Marriage was between a man and a woman and Muslims were oil-rich nomads who roamed around in desert lands and worshipped some obscure moon god.

Which is all Allah is. Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him) stole from the Bible, both the Old and New Testament and elevated a minor pagan Semitic god, Allah, to be a supreme being and Islam was born. It’s actually more an ideology than a religion and it is incompatable with Western Civilization. Anyone who thinks Islam and Western Civilization can co-exist is a deluded fool.

Then we elected a rookie liberal.

A white person with his qualifications would have never been elected, let alone win the Dimocrat nomination.

Now we have 4 times the debt, the Bergdahl prisoner swap, a series of red lines drawn with food coloring on one-ply toilet paper, and finally a secretary of state to whom lying is a staple followed by one whose favorite breakfast food is flip flops.

I think Flipper was appointed since he was prolly one of the few people who could actually make Thunder Rodent Thighs appear competent by comparison.

Sending Hillary Clinton to negotiate with Muslims was like sending Meyer Lansky to negotiate with the College of Cardinals. Sending Jacques Fargin Querrie to negotiate a nuke deal with the Persian loons was like sending a checkers player from the local halfway house to take on Boris Spassky for the world chess championship.

Ya hafta realize that in Obungler’s mind the only real enemies are Republicans and the Stupid Party obediently rolls over when he tells it to. Plus, they were nice enough to run two Dimocrats against him in Johnny Maverick McRINO and Mittens, the only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare and who was also nice enough to tank in the final two debates after he had actually won the first one. As Ann Coulter once wrote, “If the voters are given the choice between a real Dimocrat and a fake Dimocrat, they’ll pick the real Dimocrat. Why the Stupid Party takes advice on winning elections from the DNC and the New York Slimes (motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) is beyond me, but as long as they do, they’ll keep losing presidential elections.

What’s really bad about the Iranian nuke deal is that the fallback position was to tell Rouhani that if he likes his nuclear program, he can keep his nuclear program. The next step is in the process is to subcontract actually building the bomb to Li’l Kim.

And under whose watch did the Norks get their nuke? It was during BJ’s presidency when Madeleine Notsobright negotiated a treaty that will be just as effective as the agreement negotiated by Flipper. Our foreign enemies realize that the only people Dimocrats are hard on are Republicans. The Dimocrat Party is the party of treason.

Ever since Soetoro first sat down behind the Resolute Desk, our foreign policy program has been a study in losership. It’s been a house of cards, all of which were marked from the very beginning by his world apology tour and are now fatally dogeared by overuse.

Our allies no longer trust us and our enemies are laughing at us. But we did elect the first black president to prove we weren’t racists. Unfortunately, this idiot and his racist attorney general have managed to set racial relations back 40 years.

What I never quite understood about it all is why he chose a SecState for whom telling the truth is like a vampire praying a rosary and then a second one whose sense of honor is like the serpent’s in the garden and whose loyalty rivals that of Cassius and Brutus.

Because that’s what Dimocrat presidents do. Just remember Notsobright.

Makes one wonder what’s next. Republicans are simply NOT going to find a candidate in whom all can unite and support; it’s not in their nature these days. Odds are that the RNC will compromise once again with a RINO, forcing conservatives, once again, to hold their noses and vote AGAINST Shrillary.

Because, once again, they will take the advice of the DNC and the New York Slimes (motto: All the news that fits our views) and nominate another crap sandwich like Jeb Bush and expect us to eat it. But the Supreme Court they’ll say. My reply? David Souter – Bush 41. John Roberts Bush – 43. Meanwhile, when the Dimocrats nominate a Kagan or a Sotomeyer, the Republicans faithfully support them.

Bernie Sanders is making a great show of his reverse-psychology run against Cankles to make her look good, which is to say “centrist.” He’s one of those who say that true socialism CAN work because it’s in essence a totally selfless concept where people will voluntarily work for the common good because it’s the right thing to do. Yeah, everybody who believes that, run out and buy stock in the other Bernie . . . Madoff.

These true believers like Sanders believe that the only reason socialism, even in light of its abject failures (Zimbabwe, Cuba, Venezuela, the USSR, the Warsaw Pact Nations and the side by side comparisons, North Korea versus South Korea, East Germany before the fall of the wall versus West Germany), has failed everywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge. Talk about delusional!

Rotten Klintoon SAYS she’s against the big bankers and lenders because they’re all about greed and intimidation and ripping people off since the only things that light their fire are money and power. In truth, though, she is a true capitalist in that she wants all property and wealth controlled by a select elite, who then can decide what’s best and enforce its dictates by power. And she’s no different from those bankers because in her world she IS that power.

And she and her crooked husband have been paid millions by these same big bankers and lenders giving speeches to them. And then there is their slush fund, the Clinton Foundation that gives a total of 8% of its revenues to charity. The rest goes to “travel” and “fund raising”. Nudge nudge. Wink, wink. In a sane world, Thunder Rodent Thighs and BJ would be in jail for the rest of their lives. Instead, due to the incompetence of the Stupid Party, she has a good chance to become the next president.

Shrillary has lived in a shiny insulated capsule of privilege for the past 30 years. She has been surrounded by luxury and wealth and raw power, floating like a turd in a pool of dollars, sycophants, donors, supporters, bootlickers, women’s libbers, and fawners. She has about as much connection with “the American People” as I have with Mongolian dung sculptors.

And her real connection should be with fellow convicts in prison where she belongs.

She has absolutely no concept of how to write, prepare, and deliver a campaign speech. Each time she does one, her election chances drop. At this point though, no effective challenger has emerged from the pack, and her DNC nomination is still several notches above “presumptive.”

And the Stupid Party will prolly nominate another loser to run against her.

Her record in both the Senate and at State is nothing to brag about, but at this point it’d be foolish to bet against her winning it all. The only thing that can keep her from it is Hillary Rodham, and possibly Slick.

And competence is no qualification to become president. After all, look at our current president who has replaced Jimmah Carter as the worst president in American history.

I’ve lived long enough to understand that each generation believes itself more intelligent and skilled than the previous one, and certainly wiser than the one that will follow it. I can even quote from people such as Socrates and Seneca and Confucius to support that.

Anyone who gets email could. Let’s not forget that there’s a Cicero quote going around as well. What worries me the most is that we will prolly never recover from the damage Obumbler has done to this coutry by outspending Bush and the Republicans., destroying the best healthcare in the world, and allowing the Iranians to get nukes. Thinking they will abide by the terms of this agreement is naive and delusional. He’s prolly hoping they do get nukes. Remember that Valerie Jarrett is Iranian and Oboner is prolly a Mooslime.

But the signs are abundant that we are sliding down the same slippery slope that took imperial Rome from glory to darkness, from eminence to the abyss. We may have already seen the best that this nation will ever have to offer. To me a nation is defined by a common culture, a common border, a common religion, and a common language, all of which are productive, defensible, reasonable, and effective.

I put as as between Sulla and Caesar. Sulla and Marius showed just how easy it would be to turn the Roman Republic into a dictatorship. Oblunder is showing a future Caesar how easy it will be.

None of which we have today. Jefferson would be SO proud. And we all feel SO much safer now that those rascally Iranians have been corralled and made to behave like good little Christians.

We’re doomned! We did it to ourselves. This is exactly what national suicide looks like.

VCW posted the following in the comments.

Taken from a young lady in Chattanooga. Since she posted it earlier, FB has removed it because someone reported it. Here you go, feel free to share:

And I will since Facebook cowardly removed it.

Kristy Lee Hicks English

Dear Mr. President,
Where are you? As I sit here at 4:30 in the morning with my seven year old daughter who hasn’t slept since our City was attacked by a terrorist who grew up here and called it “Home” for 24 years of his Muslim life..
Where were you? When the family of our five brave men who lost their lives that day were informed of the dreadful news, did they receive a call from you, our concerned, caring, president? I beg to differ. Instead you gave a nine minute very insincere apology about what occurred in Chattanooga Tennessee. From my heart Mr. President, as a Native Chattanoogan you have no right to even utter the words of my hometown. When the 9 Church members were killed in Charleston, why you made no hesitation to scurry there, even rush behind a pulpit even preach a funeral! Then you took it upon yourself to sing the old hymn “Amazing Grace” trying so hard to bring God’s spirit into that place and thru the TV screen. Let me be the first poor single mother to tell you Mr. President you didn’t fool me. There was no God in your “Presentation”, no God in that “Speech” that your overpaid blind to your B.S. Muslim Personal Assistant prepared for you. No no no Mr. President, you see We The People are fed up with you. Instead of being an Honorable President, and ordering ALL flags at half mass, you didn’t order any. Instead of trying to find out what this idiot had been doing to plan this attack all these months, you go on VACATION. WE SEE where you priorities lie, we see that you don’t care these men protected your family as well. Your ‘white’ house you live in is surrounded by Secret Service men, all armed. Let’s take their guns away, like our service men and women and see how many days you call in sick.
Mr. President….. Where will you be, during the funerals of our five fallen men??? From my heart I say this to you, STAY AWAY, we don’t need you now. HERE IN THE GREAT CITY AND STATE OF CHATTANOOGA TENNESSEE WE DON’T LIKE COWARDS. WE ARE A COMMUNITY OF STRENGTH, SPIRIT, AND LOVE. HEROES ARE BORN AND RAISED HERE AND WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN!
Signed,
A Daughter Of A Thank A Soldier

As Ron’s wife said, “”Well, Obama won’t do anything about it because none of them are black.”

Ron sent me this.

This babe tells it like it is!

“Show ’em what a B-1 Bomber looks like flying overhead.” As I said after 9/11, put the names of Mooslime cities in a hat. Tell the Afghans they have one week to give us Osama bin Laden. If after a week they haven’t done it, pull out a city name from the hat and nuke it. Give ’em another week. Same thing. If they do produce him then tell the Mooslimes that the next act of terrorism against the US will have us pull another name out of the hat. I don’t care if we have to kill one billion Mooslimes. Islam is incapable of coexisting with western civilization. It is incompatible with our way of life. Islam is not so much a religion as it is an ideology. Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him) wanted to unite the Arab tribes on the Arabian Peninsula, so he stole parts of Judaism and Christianity, elevated a minor moon god, Allah to a supreme being and Vioila! Islam was born. And as for this bullshit that Islam is a Religion of Peace®, that is a big steaming crock of crap. Islam has never been a religion of peace. It was spread with fire and sword. As far as the BS about the Crusades, they were a response to the Mooslimes conquering the Holy Land and trying to conquer Europe. Fortunately, Charles Martel stopped them at the Battle of Tours and they were finally kicked out of Spain in the 15th Century. Unfortunately, the Euroweenies have allowed them to migrate to Europe and they are finding out what a giant mistake that was especially in Denmark, Sweden, and France. There are areas in Paris where the cops are afraid to go.

The Mooslimes demand that we tolerate their laws and practices, but they refuse to tolerate ours. I believe in reciprocity. Treat Mooslimes the same way Christians and Jews are treated in Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia it is a crime to have a Bible. Fine. In the US it is a crime to own a Koran. There are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia. Fine. No mosques here in the United States. Tolerance should be a two way street. Unfortunately, with Islam it isn’t.

Have you noticed they’re trying to come up with the reason this dude shot up the military facilities in Chattanooga? His family said he was suffering from depression. It couldn’t be Islam could it? Nah. And right on cue, I read about some Mooslime from the mosque he attended worrying about a backlash against Mooslimes. What backlash? There never is one. And why are we letting these people come to this country in the first place. The Boston Marathon bombing was done by Mooslime immigrants.

Do I sound like a barbarian? I hope so. The only thing Mooslimes understand is strength. They take our tolerance as a sign of weakness and use it against us. The Romans knew how to deal with people like this. Near the end of the Gallic Wars, after Caesar had defeated Vercingetorex, when he conquered the last town that revolted, he cut off the hands of every male of fighting age in that town. The Gauls got the message. The Romans didn’t have any more problems with Gaul until the fall of the Western Empire.

What the people in this country and most of Europe do not realize is that we are at war with Islam. We have been at war with them ever since these savages came boiling out of Arabia. There have been interludes of relative peace, but just like the liberals progressives rat bastard commies, they never give up. This war has been going on for 1400 years and it won’t quit until one side wins. What the liberals progressives rat bastard commies don’t realize is that the Mooslimes hate them, prolly more than they hate the run of the mill citizens of Europe or the United States. Feminism? Look at how they treat women, yet the feminists are silent. Homosexuals? In Iran they hang them. In Saudi Arabia they behead them, yet the queers are silent. What do you think they think of “Caitlin” Jenner? They would prolly stone “her” just like they would stone the Kardashians. And American Jews? WTF is wrong with you people? They hate Jews, not just in Israel but all over the planet. Why do you people support Obungler? For that matter, why do you support Dimocrats since the Dimocrat Party is becoming more and more anti-Semitic? JHFC! Blacks hate Jews. Both Sharpton and Jackson are anti-Semites. The same with Obumbler.

There will be more acts of domestic Islamic terrorism and more idiots scratching their heads wondering what could possibly cause these goat boinkers to do this. It’s Islam you booger eatin’ moh-rons! The next time we have another one of these Mooslimes commit an act of terrorism, send his family back to the shitholestan they came from. Close down the mosque he attended. And fer chrissakes let these soldiers carry firearms. Why are they defenseless? Maybe it’s because Oboner and the Dimocrats hate the military. You may notice that Obongo didn’t order any flags flown at half mast. Maybe if one of the slain soldiers had been black or Mooslime. Yep! Just another example of his racism and hatred of white people.

Whadya know? I opened up this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation and they had an article about Medicaid expansion. Yannow, that bait and switch part of Obummercare that the gummint will pay 100% of the cost for the first two years, but then cut back to 90% by 2020. Of course, after that, they may decide not to pay any of it and the states will be on the hook for all of the money.

ATLANTA — More than a dozen states that opted to expand Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act have seen enrollments surge way beyond projections, raising concerns that the added costs will strain their budgets when federal aid is scaled back starting in two years.

Now who didn’t see that coming? Dumb politicians like John Kasich of Ohio. They fell for the free money from the feds and now, when the feds are cutting how much they’re gonna pay the cost is gonna be a lot higher than the states thought.

Some lawmakers warn the price of expanding the health care program for poor and lower-income Americans could mean less money available for other state services, including education.

Once again, who didn’t see that coming? I did, and I’m just this grouchy old cripple dude down here in Georgia. Anyone smarter than a third grade pissant should have seen this coming. Kasich wants to be president. Sorry dude, you’re too stupid.

In Kentucky, for example, enrollments during the 2014 fiscal year were more than double the number projected, with almost 311,000 newly eligible residents signing up. That’s greater than what was initially predicted through 2021. As a result, the state revised its Medicaid cost estimate from $33 million to $74 million for the 2017 fiscal year. By 2021, those costs could climb to a projected $363 million.

Told ya so! Told ya so! Every gummint program winds up costing more than predicted. Just like the rest of Obummercare which will be a budget buster. Let’s count the Obungler lies. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. Lie. If you like your health insurance, you can keep your health insurance. Lie. Families will see their premiums drop by $2500. Lie. Obummercare will reduce the deficit. Lie. It’s gonna cost a lot more than the Dimocrats promised just like the Medicaid expansion was a bad idea. Shame on the Republican governors who fell for it.

“That is a monstrous hole that we have got to figure out how to plug, and we don’t know how to do it,” said Kentucky state Sen. Chris McDaniel, a Republican who leads the Senate budget committee and opposed expansion. “The two biggest things that keep me up at night are state pensions and the cost of expanded Medicaid.”

Boo freakin’ hoo! Fortunately, here in Georgia, our mean old governor who hates old people and poor people didn’t buy into the Medicaid expansion BS even though he was excoriated by the AJC for not participating in this “free” program. I remember uber-lib Jay Bookman of the AJC writing some op-eds about how mean the governor was for not participating in the Medicaid expansion. Governor Deal is looking pretty good right now. It’s kinda nice to have a real Republican as governor.

For patients who have only recently gained access to health care, the program is about far more than dollars and cents. And supporters downplay the budget concerns, pointing to studies that indicate the economic benefits of expanding health care will result in significant savings over time.

I want some of what these people are smoking if they think that this will save money.

[…]

Supporters of the expansion, including Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear, predict their states will save money in the long run because Medicaid will allow some state-run services to be eliminated and will stimulate the economy through new revenues and job creation. Beshear, a Democrat, released a study earlier this year touting the creation of 12,000 jobs and nearly $1.2 billion in new revenue to health care providers as a result of expansion.

Look! A unicorn! Get back to me in four years Steve and tell me how much money you have saved. You’ve obviously been smelling unicorn farts.

Got this from my sister.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She found it here.

This one is from Ron.

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, (more…)