You’re Wrong Lindsey

Little Lindsey Grahm, Johnny McRINO’ mini-me came out and said that Donald Trump was gonna kill his party

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham said Friday that real estate mogul Donald Trump’s rhetoric on immigration is “going to kill” the Republican Party and its chances of winning back the White House in 2016.

You’re wrong Lindsey. It’s RINOs like you and your mentor Johnny McRINO who are killing the Republican Party. As for winning presidential elections, how did your mentor do in 2008? How did Mittens do in 2012? In both elections the base of the Republican Party stayed home because your party insisted in running what used to be called moderate Dimocrats. It’s you RINOs who are killing the party. Bush 43 actually ran as a conservative and won. Granted, he wasn’t one but he ran as one. The last real conservative, Ronald Reagan, won in two landslides. We don’t want amnesty so quit trying to ram it down our throats. It’s amnesty that will kill the Republican Party since all of those new citizens will vote Dimocrat. We’re tired of politicians who run as conservatives and then turn into liberals when they get to DC, like Boner and McConnell. If you guys give us a candidate who supports amnesty, he will lose. If you run Jeb Bush, he will lose. We’re tired of Bushes. STFU and go away you little twerp.

Monday Pun 7-13-2015

Pastis has done it again! This one was in Tuesday’s paper.

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I read sumpin’ about Pastis the other day. One of his heroes was Charles Schulz. He even met him once. Pearls is somewhat modeled after Peanuts, in a bizarre way. Rat is Lucy, Goat is Linus, and Pig is Charlie Brown. Pearls is, of course, my favorite comic strip.

Help For A Reader

Lumpy, a long time reader and commenter on this blog, has fallen on hard times due to a job loss and injury. He’s asking for help. Don’t try to tell him that the Great Recession is over. The Obungler recovery is a sham and if a Republican were president, the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party would be telling us that.

Sunday Metal 7-12-2015

The original.

These guys were fun to watch as they were all over the stage. I saw the guitar player, Cub Koda, slide under the bass player’s legs on one of their songs. According to Wiki he died in 2000.

Maybe I should post the metal version of this.

AOTW 7-10-2015

This week I’m giving it to the idiots running San Fransissy and their insane sanctuary city policy. JHFC we have a dude who has been deported five freakin’ times knowing he’s safe in San Fransissy. He kills a young lady named Kate Steinle. If I were her family, I would be suing the crap out of San Fransissy. Assholes! And why did we deport this felon five times? After the second time, if he comes back and you catch him, throw him in jail, and keep him there for 20 years. And isn’t it about time that we think of securing our borders? How many more of these incidents will it take? And then we have ex-Speaker Blinky calling for more gun control. We don’t need gun control, we need border control. And didja notice that Obungler can’t make it to a microphone fast enough after a black person gets killed, yet he’s strangely silent about this? I guess white lives don’t matter.

Here’s your award San Fransissy.

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Are The Clintons Corrupt?

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From my friend Pres.

And sumpin’ from Catfish.

Today I had to go to the Post Office. As I approached the entrance, I
noticed a driver looking for a parking space.

I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was
open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, “I’m not
handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! “Oh, I’m sorry,” I said. “I saw
your Hillary bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you suffered from
some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just trying to help them
out!