Saturday Guitar

Since it’s the 4th of July here is the incomparable Chet Atkins playing The Stars and Stripes Forever. I like the way he worked the fife (or flute) part into it.

And here is Vladimir Horowitz playing it on the piano.

I hear this and then I think of the traitor we have in the White House and how the Dimocrat Party with the help of many “Republicans” are destroying this country. The Supreme Court has pretty much destroyed the Constitution. They find all sorts of stuff that isn’t in it. James Madison is spinning in his grave. Even John Adams who was for a strong central gummint would be shocked at the behemoth it has become. And Jefferson? He would be totally ashamed and appalled that today’s Dimocrat Party has declared him to be one of its founders. He believed in a small central gummint with most of the power and gummint at the state level. He would be much more attuned to the Republican Party. I hope you are proud of yourself Justice Roberts for how you have helped subvert the Constitution. I’m just wondering what it is the Dimocrats have on you?

We have defined deviancy so far down in this country that morals are pretty much non-existent. That’s what happened in Rome. The virtues of the Roman Republic degenerated just like the virtues of our current citizens. I’m glad my mother did not live to see what had become of this once great country. It is sad. So very very sad. I’m glad I’ll be dead before the collapse. Seeing it in its death throes is bad enough.

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

This one is from Darrell.

An uninformed voter is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and becomes unconscious and dies.

The uninformed voter, frantic, grabs the mic and calls out on the radio, “Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and has died. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

The uninformed voter hears a voice over the radio saying: “This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground safely. I’m an experienced controller trained to handle this kind of situation. Now, just relax and take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Just give me your height and position.”

The uninformed voter says, “I’m 5’4 and I support Hillary.”

“O.K.”, says the voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father… Who art in Heaven…”

Saturday Boobage 7-4-2015

Gosh. I should have been prepared for some special boobage showing someone in front of a flag or with a flag bottom but I didn’t realize the 4th would fall on a Saturday until a few days ago. When one is retired, one does not keep good track of holidays since every day is a holiday. Here’s another present to Toejam from AlphaDelta. (more…)

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Of course we have all of the assholes trying to eradicate the Confederate battle flag because it brings black people to tears. Howza ’bout that? Scared of a piece of cloth. And TV Land just pulled The Dukes of Hazzard because the Gewneral Lee is a racist car. Not only is it named after a Confederate General but it also has a Confederate flag on top of it. Mercy me? What can we do?

But once again, I have to give it to our petty president who had to spike the football once again with the Supreme Court decisions on Obummercare and homosexual marriage. He is the most childish petty little man who, in my lifetime, has held the office of president. What a disgusting little man, and I use the term “man” loosely. I’ll bet Moochelle wears the pants in the family.

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Name That Race

Last Sunday a mob of teens raced through a Wal-Mart store in Macon Georgia. They had a story about it in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that they got from the Macon Telegraph. I looked for the story on both web sites but the closest I could find was this story on the Macon Telegraph’s website. It was written by the same person and is almost the same in both places.

They looked like shoppers at a door-buster special — only faster and more destructive.

As dozens of young people bum-rushed the Wal-Mart on Macon’s northwest side early Sunday, a handful of shoppers and employees appeared to stand slack-jawed as the wave streamed through.

The mob, in an organized effort bent on vandalism and disruptive mischief, came and went in about a minute.

In its wake, cases of beer and many other items were strewn from one end of the Zebulon Road discount emporium to the other.

Authorities first estimated the crowd at between 40 and 50 people. But after surveillance videos of the ruckus were made public on Wednesday, a count by The Telegraph found that the number was significantly greater.

Do you notice anything missing from this story yet?

Those in the crowd who at least set foot in the store were part of a group that was about 70 strong. A handful of them, however, never made it much farther than the front door.

Those who’d led the charge ran the length of the store and were already exiting by the time the stragglers entered, turning them around in a mad dash to the parking lot. By witness accounts, they rode off in 20 to 30 cars.

When they first entered the store shortly before 2 a.m. Sunday, mostly male teens sprinted in.

They bolted along the edge of the store’s supermarket aisles, speeding past the produce and a cooler display adorned with red, white and blue bunting.

Hmmmm. I think there is still sumpin’ missing in this story.

A man, perhaps a shopper, appeared to stand awestruck near a Budweiser display as the throng tore in on his heels.

Some young ladies soon strolled in, a few sauntering with no apparent sense of urgency.

It doesn’t appear that everyone in the crowd toppled merchandise. Some dashed through, apparently for the fun of it.

Even so, a Wal-Mart worker told sheriff’s deputies that the group left an estimated $2,000 worth of damage in its wake.

One camera angle shows the group rounding a corner near the store’s grocery aisles, with startled employees ducking back into side aisles as many in the crowd pulled items from the shelves and displays.

Sometime after the horde dispersed, a 17-year-old Macon youth was charged with criminal damage and inciting a riot. As of Wednesday, he was the only person who’d been arrested in the matter.

Maybe now we’ll notice sumpin’ missing in this story.

He was caught when he returned to the store in the aftermath of the outburst to back to pick up his cellphone, a sheriff’s report noted.

What a maroon!

The teen, Kharron Green, who lives a few miles south of the Wal-Mart off Thomaston Road, reportedly told an employee there that he and others in the crowd “planned to see how much damage they could cause.”

At last! A hint. Kharron. Sounds like a nice Anglo-Saxon name to me.

The 208,000-square-foot store, which opened in spring 2004 just east of Interstate 475, anchors one of the area’s busiest shopping districts.

The episode there early Sunday has inspired racist vitriol in online comments and prompted phone calls and emails to The Telegraph, blasting the newspaper for not mentioning the race of the young people who stormed the Wal-Mart.

Looks like I’m not the only person who noted that the race of the perps was not mentioned.

News outlets from New York to Florida, including CNN, FOX News and others, have called the sheriff’s office about the case.

An article about the incident in Tuesday’s Telegraph’s was among the lead items on the Drudge Report, generating nearly half a million page views locally.

“It’s gotten a bit of national attention,” said sheriff’s spokesman Lt. Randy Gonzalez.

He said the task for investigators now is to see if they can catch more of the culprits who stampeded through the store.

“They’ll follow up on any leads that come in,” Gonzalez said. “We put the video out there in hopes that maybe somebody in the general public may recognize any of the individuals out there that night.”

Just more of Obungler’s children having a good time. To give the Macon paper its due, it did post the surveillance videos of Obumbler’s children on a rampage wreaking destruction in their wakes with this story. In the AJC’s version, written by this same reporter, there was no mention of race whatsoever, except for the name of the one dude they caught who has an obvious black name. It is nice of their mothers to give them names that identify them as black. It makes it a lot easier for us to guess the race of the perps in these stories.

More Fakes

Reader and commenter Pyowakit added some more pictures to the Fake collage.

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A black 007. WTF? The world has gone crazy. I actually do like one Taylor Swift song, Tears on My Guitar but she is one of those female singers that I call, for lack of anything else, breathy. And ex-Speaker Blinky, she really does belong in a home for the mentally bewildered as do most of the people who vote for this liberal progressive rat bastard commie. Her father was a machine politician in Baltimore but that was back when many Dimocrats were anti-communist and he was. Today, there is not much difference between the Dimocrat Party and the Communist Party in its heyday back in the USSR, just like there is not much difference between the New York Slimes (motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) and Pravda during its heyday back in the old USSR. Khrushchev was wrong when he said, “We will bury you.” We are burying ourselves without any help from the old communist USSR.

An Inconvenient Truth

Today’s racist post was inspired by the following letter (second one down) in today’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

I wonder why the NRA and its supporters think our country’s citizens fall short of citizens in places like the U.K., Japan, Sweden and others. The words, “Guns don’t kill people, people do,” have become the battle cry of many who think guns have no role in our country’s high rate of gun homicides. In places like the U.K. and many other countries, the gun homicide rate is much less when compared to the U.S.

According to the NRA’s mantra, this is not due to our ease of obtaining a gun (legally and illegally), but because of the “people” who have the gun. I think our country has some of the most capable, compassionate and engaged citizens on earth. If the statement was, “Our guns don’t kill people, our people do,” it might get proponents of “leave my guns alone” to seek to improve the “people” they denigrate instead of continuing to disregard them until election time.

MICHAEL BUCHANAN, ALPHARETTA

Dear Michael – You are full of shit! If you remove a certain group of people from the homicide by gun statistics in this country you would find that we actually have a homicide rate that equals or is less than places like the UK. What group of people is that? Black people. That is an inconvenient truth. It may be racist but it is the truth. The majority of gun deaths in this country occur in the black community. And the people killed by blacks with guns are overwhelmingly other black people. So I guess we should say, “Guns don’t kill people, black people kill people”. As Marion Berry once said, “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”

Many of these killings in the black community are due to the welfare state set up in this country. They are also due to the insane War on Drugs, which has been just about as succesful as our War on Poverty and our War on Terror. Whenever our gummint declares war on some intangible like poverty, drugs, or terror you two things are sure to follow: it wall cost a lot of money and it will fail. Look at how much money we have spent on our poverty programs. Yet we still have the same percentage of poverty in this country as when we started. Our War on Drugs has been a colossal failure as well and has bred crime just like Prohibition did. We learned nothing from that failed experiment.

Go ahead Michael. Take some time. Crunch the numbers and you will see just how much gun crime drops when you remove blacks from the statistics. It ain’t racist if it’s true.

Update: I left out another group as well. That would be illegal immigrants of the Hispanic persuasion. As far as gun control, let’s look at the city with some of the most restrictive gun laws in the country. That would be the Dimocrat stronghold of Chicago where even Republicans vote for Dimocrats. Of course, they have to die first. As one of my friends told me, “My father voted Republican all his life, but since he died, he has voted Dimocrat in the last three elections.”

In Chcago a person is shot every 3 hours and 24 minutes. In Chicago, someone is murdered every 19 hours and 38 minutes.

There are some other metrics at the site. The race of the victims or assailants are 77.6 percent black, 17.6 percent Hispanic, 4.8 percent white/other. Just think of what eliminating blacks and Hispanics from the Chicago population would do for crime in that city. They could lay off over half the police force. Jails would be empty as well. They are banning the wrong thing in Chicago.

As long as I’m talking about illegal immigrants I have a plan on how to profit by it. Neither party is against illegal immigration because the Republicans’ puppet masters in business and the Chamber of Commerce want the cheap labor and the Dimocrats want the votes. As an aside, the unions should be against illegal immigration since it drives down the cost of labor but their leaders are selling out the rank and file just like the Republicans are selling out their base. Just keep on electing Boner and McConnell you booger eatin’ moh-rons. And we need to elect a Republican president for the Supreme Court. How’s that working out? John Roberts – Bush 43. David Souter – Bush 41. But surely Jeb wouldn’t appoint someone like that. Yeah. Pull my finger. He’s a Bush isn’t he? But I digress.

The gummint should levy a 10 percent (or larger) tax on money wired to Mexico from the United Sates. Mexicans come here and live 20 to a house to save money so they can wire it back home to their families in Mexico. Tax that money. I’m trying to remember where I read the figures of money sent by Mexicans to their families in Mexico. If I remember correctly, It’s in the billions. It is the largest influx of money into Mexico. It is even more than the oil revenues from Mexican oil. Just think what 10 to 20 percent of that would be. In Mexican areas of Atlanta there are always check cashing outlets and Western Union outlets to wire money to Mexico. Have Western Union collect the tax for the gummint.

ISIS Destroys Statues In Palmyra

Saw this on Gateway Pundit.

ISIS released photos today of the destruction of several ancient “statues and contraband” from Palmyra, Syria. They posted this illustrated report (rough translation):

Expropriation of a group of statues and destroy contraband

Managed thanks to God Almighty Islamic State deployed in the state barriers to adjust person with a group of contraband statues of the city of Palmyra in the state of Homs, then was transferred to the Islamic court in the city of Manbej where ruled that Ptazir getaway and destruction of the statues, and thankfully before and after.

Meanwhile, here in the United Starts, the religion of liberalism is demanding that we remove statues of Confederate leaders. Think about it. How long is it gonna be before our perpetually offended race demands that we destroy the carving of Confederate leaders on Stone Mountain? There were already rumblings about that as far back as 1996 right before the Dimocrats held their nominating convention here in Atlanta.

The perpetually offended race and their liberal progressive rat bastard commie allies are removing our Founding Fathers like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson from our history books because they *gasp!* owned slaves. Essentially, they are trying to rewrite history. Why not. There are already people who think that Abraham Lincoln was a Dimocrat and it was Republicans who owned slaves and are the party of racism when it was the Dimcrats who owned slaves and were the party of racism. It still is. Look at what LBJ’s Great Fucking Society has done to the black family. 73% of black children are born of single mothers. And remember, the KKK was the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party. If the KKK had tried to come up with a plan to keep blacks poor and uneducated they couldn’t have done a better job than the Dimocrat Party has over the last 50 years. And the chumps keep voting Dimocrat. What a con job!

Marion “The bitch set me up!” Berry, former mayor of Washington DC once said, I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.” You would be surprised at how many people believe this.