Pant. Pant, Pant!…..I know where you are DDP and as soon as I fulfill my duty in analyzing today’s lovely lassie I’m coming. My libido is pulsating. My Testosterone levels are high and I’m ready for lots of horizontal hi-jinx. To coin a phrase, DDP….I’ll be there “lickity-Split” (HEH).
Yea, today’s beauty is typical of an A/D section of his bedroom wallpaper. I’m not gonna pursue the matter since A/D leads a very reclusive life and who really knows what goes on behind his bedroom door as he whiles away the hours?
Forward March:
1) FACE: This babe’s hair is right out of the 1960’s. As a matter of fact she may even be a Play Boy bunny or a Penthouse honey. Yup, the thick coat of pancake makeup and those fine penciled eyebrows definitely ooze the era of the center-parted, waist length hair hippie babe vs. the teased and lacquered-locks, steno pool honey. I seen dozens of this type and been intimate with most of them. On several carnal adventures with the steno pool types I’ve gotten lacerations from the razor-sharp hair. I bet if we had a recent picture of this honey she’d resemble Mary White. Rating: “B+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Another 60’s example. They didn’t photo-shop then. They were air-brushed. And I certain these chest blobs have been altered in the photo to rid them of their underside wrinkles. Having said that they haven’t been touched by a scalpel. The aureoles are perfect examples of the “puffy-bloat tit cap” syndrome. Notice how they appear to have been raised and filled out. Nothing false, but some babes are just made this way. Rating: “B”.
3) TORSO: Nothing out of the ordinary. Shapely and smooth. Just a fine target for dozens of butterfly kisses on the way down to do some ovary oil fracking. Yup, her tummy is one of a million. Rating: “B”.
Toejam overall rating: “B”.
I’d have been slightly more detailed in today’s analysis but the thoughts of DDP and me engaging in some torrid, steamy, electrifying body to body contact while we’re watching some videos on the 64 inch ceiling mounted HD screen of our previous couplings including the ear piercing audio of our sensual climb up Mount Orgasmo diverted my attention to today’s subject.
If I’m going to get to DDP before sunset I’d better get my horny ass off to the airport and board today’s flight to paradise. I’m coming DDP. No not that coming, that’s for later. I’m on the way, babe. You better get the Monroe 500 shocks on your bed checked out and the bedroom floor re-enforced cause we’re going to be traveling up and down a bumpy road soon.
I think he was rejected by a real woman and that is why he prefers women who look like boys. The irony here is DDP looks a lot like the women he gives low grades to. I have seen her boobage and I know her areolae are too big for him. AD and I are having a lot of fun tweaking him by showing pics of real women.
Don’t listen to denny, DDP. He’s jealous and besides I love you for your perfect personality as well as your body. Any woman who can tie perfect clove hitch knots around my wrists and ankles then to the bed posts as you sing: “You always hurt the one you love” in perfect pitch, has to be Ms. Wonderful.
Toejam…you know where to find me.
~XxxOoo
DDP, you’d better show up in splash resistant rain gear. Sounds like Toe is as overfilled as Mt. Pinatubo this weekend.
Pant. Pant, Pant!…..I know where you are DDP and as soon as I fulfill my duty in analyzing today’s lovely lassie I’m coming. My libido is pulsating. My Testosterone levels are high and I’m ready for lots of horizontal hi-jinx. To coin a phrase, DDP….I’ll be there “lickity-Split” (HEH).
Yea, today’s beauty is typical of an A/D section of his bedroom wallpaper. I’m not gonna pursue the matter since A/D leads a very reclusive life and who really knows what goes on behind his bedroom door as he whiles away the hours?
Forward March:
1) FACE: This babe’s hair is right out of the 1960’s. As a matter of fact she may even be a Play Boy bunny or a Penthouse honey. Yup, the thick coat of pancake makeup and those fine penciled eyebrows definitely ooze the era of the center-parted, waist length hair hippie babe vs. the teased and lacquered-locks, steno pool honey. I seen dozens of this type and been intimate with most of them. On several carnal adventures with the steno pool types I’ve gotten lacerations from the razor-sharp hair. I bet if we had a recent picture of this honey she’d resemble Mary White. Rating: “B+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Another 60’s example. They didn’t photo-shop then. They were air-brushed. And I certain these chest blobs have been altered in the photo to rid them of their underside wrinkles. Having said that they haven’t been touched by a scalpel. The aureoles are perfect examples of the “puffy-bloat tit cap” syndrome. Notice how they appear to have been raised and filled out. Nothing false, but some babes are just made this way. Rating: “B”.
3) TORSO: Nothing out of the ordinary. Shapely and smooth. Just a fine target for dozens of butterfly kisses on the way down to do some ovary oil fracking. Yup, her tummy is one of a million. Rating: “B”.
Toejam overall rating: “B”.
I’d have been slightly more detailed in today’s analysis but the thoughts of DDP and me engaging in some torrid, steamy, electrifying body to body contact while we’re watching some videos on the 64 inch ceiling mounted HD screen of our previous couplings including the ear piercing audio of our sensual climb up Mount Orgasmo diverted my attention to today’s subject.
If I’m going to get to DDP before sunset I’d better get my horny ass off to the airport and board today’s flight to paradise. I’m coming DDP. No not that coming, that’s for later. I’m on the way, babe. You better get the Monroe 500 shocks on your bed checked out and the bedroom floor re-enforced cause we’re going to be traveling up and down a bumpy road soon.
Denny- pay no attention to po’ ol’ TJ, that boy’s done gone round the bend. You and AD still have great taste in boobage.
I think he was rejected by a real woman and that is why he prefers women who look like boys. The irony here is DDP looks a lot like the women he gives low grades to. I have seen her boobage and I know her areolae are too big for him. AD and I are having a lot of fun tweaking him by showing pics of real women.
Love is blind. Ha!
~XxxOoo
Ain’t it the truth!
Don’t listen to denny, DDP. He’s jealous and besides I love you for your perfect personality as well as your body. Any woman who can tie perfect clove hitch knots around my wrists and ankles then to the bed posts as you sing: “You always hurt the one you love” in perfect pitch, has to be Ms. Wonderful.
Toe is, if anything, being true to form. The first thing he notices is her aureoles are not the size of Roosevelt dimes.
She is perfect, Her Breast are a women’s, not a little girl or a 12 year old boys.
The only way you give that a “B” is if you prefer it up the Hershey highway.
I’ll leave those Chocolate pathways to you, George Michaels and Elton John, Green Mtn Lad.
I kinda prefer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBTpoKvre84
That’s why my visits to see DDP are timed to a lunar schedule.
Wow, she’s beautiful-I don’t usually comment on these Sat morning babes but this woman is a knockout.
Eastern bloc. She’s a gorgeous Polish gal.
Eastern Europe really has some hot women, especially, Romania.
“I’m not afraid of redheads” is the bravest thing I’ve ever said.