Another submission from AlphaDelta who knows just how much I love black hair.
Upon some diligent research aided by commenter Dave her name is Katie-Marie Cork. She’s a Brit who is half Portuguese. The boobs are real.
And as a bonus, Hal sent me a new compilation set to the music of Rodney Carrington. What? No comments on the video? It’s not the one of his live performance with members of the audience flashing. It’s a compilation from movies. I recognized, among others, Denice Richards, Angelina Jolie, and Jayne Mansfield.
Wow, 2 weeks in a row, really sultry, beautiful women.
MM
Yeah, but it’s a pretty good bet that those boobies are aftermarket.
Seriously, does that really matter?
Nice hands!!
Shazam Batman! Pound that all night long, or five minutes anyway.
I sincerely hope her surgeon has plenty of pictures of her showing how beautifully enhancement can be done. He (she) did beautiful work.
According to a Google search, her name is Katie-Marie Cork.
I would motorboat the heck out of them all day long if I had the chance. Natural or enhanced, they look damn fine to these old eyes.
Way to bring home the gold (or brunette) AlphaDelta. You’re my hero.
You too Denny, after all, you shared with the rest of us.
B.H &B.B = BLACK HAIR AND BLOATED BOOBS = GROSS.
Yes Denny we all know how much you like black hair (and maybe skin, too), but you forgot to mention you slobber over tits on a perfectly normal woman’s body the size of Pluto (formerly known as a planet). That’s freaky. I believe you’ve been led astray by that perv. A/D…Folks make a note. Never go to a movie with A/D.
Speaking of movies can anyone tell me why every shit Liberal M.S.M. is spending 15 minutes hammering this shooting in Louisiana where 2 folks were killed and 9 wounded when you never, ever hear that in almost 20 major cities 3 to 4 times that number of shootings and woundings by gunfire occur every single weekend. For low-information people that’s about (give or take one or two) 52 a year. Looks like the Libs have an agenda, and it’s not: #Blacklivesmatter. I’m starting a new hash-tag campaign: #kneegrowupbefoyoubeventilated. Catchy, right?
OK, now I’ve vented back to today’s onerous job.
1) FACE: Black hair and a much practiced “come-hither” smile spells HOOKER, or at least PORN BABE. Ok, I’ll concede she is kinda cute but cute doesn’t count for much. Wholesome, petite and wearing an abbreviated nun’s habit does. Sorry ma’am, but I can’t even imagine elevating you mug above a “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Holy shit Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are those chesticles are about the biggest ones I’ve seen in my 73 years on this planet. Unfortunately, bigger isn’t better when it comes to milk factories. Well, maybe bigger is better on a Holstein cow according to a dairy farmer. Come on folks get your common sense caps on and you’ll have to admit her lop-sided anatomical Feng Shui is exuding negative vibes. Anyone should see het tits look like they’ve been stung by a colony of killer bees. In my expert opinion they contain 10 pounds each of EPA hazardous material that wasn’t there when she popped out of her momma’s birth canal. Rating: “D”.
3) TUMMY: Now this feature shows what a dynamite body should look like. Firm, lean, smooth and tight. A far cry from those Everlast Platinum 70 lb punching-bag sized bazungas on her upper torso. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “C-“.
Doubt my expert analysis if you will, but lust, an over-supply of Testosterone hormones and just plain bad judgment is no excuse for doubting me. I am the only licensed, full female body expert currently practicing on the east coast.
In the meantime I have to get to DDP soon. It’s like detoxing after seeing the dastardly photographs here. DDP, the perfect female form and the only woman I have constantly awarded the coveted “A*****”. Yup, she’s the girl for me alright. The negative part is we exist in worlds 3,000 miles apart. I can’t pry her away from the California surf scene where hang 10 boogie-boards, L.S.D. and unicorns rule. Furthermore, she can’t lure me from the verdant, green Appalachian Mountains where moonshine, guns, the stars & bars and Daisy Maes reside in the hundreds. So we have to come to an alternate copulating zone around Kansas. The Motel 6 in Topeka is nice. They still have the coin-operated massage beds. Slip 3 “2-bit” coins in the slot and it’s a half hour of non-stop, work-up-a-sweat horizontal hi-jinx with little effort.
Life is Good, but it’s even better than good when I’m side-by-side with DDP.
Miss you Toejam….
And you know those coin~op beds are one of my favorite things. But I’m on the road again…sadly not in your direction. Internet is hit and miss, but I’ll check in when I can.
~XxxOoo
Oh yea of little faith. Lucy Pinder is all real.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lucy_Pinder
According to that article, if this is Lucy Pinder, and I don’t think it is, they have been all over the place. It depends upon when this photo was taken as to whether they are real or not.
https://twitter.com/katiemariecork
Unfortunately, she has fucked herself up with ink.
So far it looks like just that one spot, but it’s still too much.
Nothing would make me happier then to have that beauty on my arm wherever I go.
I agree with you about the ink. Nothing takes away from a girl more than when she mutilates herself with ink.
There’s good reason to believe that her breasts are original factory equipment rather than the products of some skilled surgeon. But I suspect the boobies in this particular photograph mighthave been Photoshopped. There’s something not quite right about the shading on those spheroids … The image seems to have first appeared on this site: http://bigboobedmodels.blogspot.com/?zx=4752f3a92f54c109 ‒ and in the other photos there, her boobs look a bit smaller but a lot more real.
There’s only one way to find out for sure, and I’m willing to volunteer … For Science!
Denny, you’ve been bringing some high heat to home plate lately: keep it up.
The official report on brunettes is they are good at stroking the ball, so continue to load the lineup with the dark haired lassies.
Don’t worry about Toe: He thinks aureolae are meant to be eye test charts for fighter pilots.
I’ve been camping, and just now checkin’ in after several weeks … OMG! I believe she’s among the finest to ever grace “Saturday Boobage” … and that’s setting the bar pretty frickin’ high!