Gosh. I should have been prepared for some special boobage showing someone in front of a flag or with a flag bottom but I didn’t realize the 4th would fall on a Saturday until a few days ago. When one is retired, one does not keep good track of holidays since every day is a holiday. Here’s another present to Toejam from AlphaDelta.
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No excuse needed for this one Denny!!!
This Hanna Hilton and she is all natural and as a fellow Hoosier, she has agreed to help me in my quest to commit suicide by suffocation.
Dr Finkelstein report to the OR, STAT!
OMFG! We have an emergency. Those bloaters are growing exponentially and threatening to throw the earth off its orbit. The only person who can save the world is the “good” doctor with a sharp scalpel and a mega-sized soup ladle. This photograph borders on the obscene. I hope the National Security Administration doesn’t catch wind of this or Denny’s going to be doing hard time.
1) FACE: A nice sexy smile and thin (not Botox bloated) lips. Capped off by blonde hair (slightly bleached) but never-the-less blonde. Her face reminds me of a well known porn star, but the name escapes me at the moment. Let’s focus on the lady’s good features and blot out the bloated parts. Rating: “A++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Gag city. Sorry but I have to call ’em like I see ’em. It’s really pathetic that some hustler, pimp asshole talked this woman into disfiguring her body by stuffing a couple of perfectly fine 34B’s and transforming them into 38DDD’s. Only in 21st America can criminal illegal aliens be called undocumented immigrants and the city of San Francisco adopt an ordinance prohibiting the police from turning them over to the Federal Immigration authorities under the Liberal asshole pretence the San Francisco faggots “care and are concerned”. I’m so fed up with this Liberal run shit-hole’s P.C. crap I’m thinking of buying a deserted island and declaring it a sovereign nation. The official flag will display small, firm boobs with dime sized aureoles. I’ll use DDP as the model. Rating: Unlike this babe’s bozongas, as SOLID “F”.
3) THIGHS: I so discouraged by the shitty boobage and the destruction of America by the Democrat baboons led by a Chicago ape, I was considering not finishing today’s boobage rating session. But my professional credo insists I complete the analysis so I’ll end up checking out this lady’s lower anatomy. Her fantastic thighs will save her from a negative rating. They are smooth, firm and unlike her tits solid and toned. So they will raise her score and keep her from being confined to the cellar. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B++”.
Yup, it’s a far cry from the 1976 July 4th I spent with my, then honey on the West bank of the Hudson river almost under the George Washington Bridge watch the scores of tall ships from many countries and modern day war-ships ply the polluted waters in celebration of America’s 200th birthday. Then faggots kept to themselves, the Mooslimes were happy banging their goats in the hills of Afghanistan and the Mexicans wallowed in their ghetto shitholes below the border. Those were great days. I was in magnificent shape and felt the glory that was a free America. Alas, now my dream of a Free Republic has been dashed. The ignorant among us are being fed Socialism on a Democrat spoon and they’re lapping it up. Today on America’s 239th birthday those of us who lived and believed that the dream would last eternally are doomed to see the country slide further and further down the shitter.
Don disagrees and sez they are natural.
Natural is in the eyes of the boobieholder!
Toejam…
You are correct , this is a national crisis which must be confronted for the good of the American people.
Since I have enjoyed a long full life”Age 74″ , I am willing to step up & make the sacrifice thus exempting some much younger chap from endangering his potential for future contributions to America.
I will volunteer to nipple these behemoths down to a credible size & dedicate the rest of my days maintaining them to an acceptable safe leve.
Lest anyone question my vigilance & dedication to duty above & beyond normal requirements …were anyone to attempt intercourse with this girl , they would only be poking the back of my head.
Fireworks!!!
All Night Long!!!
Thank you may I have another
Mom?
Huge titties do not necessarily mean Dr. Finklestein was at work.
I once spotted a girl on my first day at a Jr. Hi. school back in
the early 70’s. These things were friggen’ HUGE! In an otherwise
well proportioned body, I was wondering why she wasn’t walking
like the Hunchback of Norte Dame. Back in those days, an
underage girl could not get funbags implanted, so they had
to be real.
I was so fixated by these things, I slammed head-first into a
metal sign pole.