Ron likes to write song parodies and send them off to his web friends. I like to share some of them with my readers. This is to the tune of The Great Pretender. He also included some images to go along with the song parody.

Oh-oh, yes, I’m the great divider.
Reversing decades of progress.
My flaw is such I ignore too much
And then have to react on a guess.

Oh-oh, yes, I’m the great race-baiter
Attacking the white privilege
I play their game ‘til it’s time to blame
Then I beat them to death with my wedge.

Too real is this feeling of oppression
Too real when I feel like a long Sharpton spiel

Then, yes, I’m the great fomenter
Just grinnin’ and lost like a schlock
I haven’t a clue what I really should do
But then George has his hand in the sock.

I’m glad I had the press hide my bad
Too bad, so sad, we can’t have jihad

And, yes, I’m the race-card player
Who smiles and makes deals with Iran
I seem to be what I’m not, you see
I’m just racist and don’t have a plan
Except to promote the Qur’an.