Fret not, amigos mios, all is well . . . all is well.
We have the freedom to marry siblings, weirdos, and various barnyard animals.
We have unisex restrooms, IUDs for middle-schoolers, and gun-free zones.
We have plenty of laborers to do the jobs Americans don’t want to do.
We have cities where felons can find sanctuary from oppressive law enforcement.
We have finally removed that dangerous and murderous symbol of whatever it symbolizes in SoCar.
We have the great racial healer in the Oval Office.
And we soon will have the first female PotUS, who will surely bring peace and prosperity and tenderness and cookies and those things missing in our lives with old white men running things.
Stealing….
I say we should scalp the kemo sabes for stealin’ these names from the Injuns.
this would be great for us to link and share on Facebook!
just sayin’
What’s stopping you?
Fret not, amigos mios, all is well . . . all is well.
We have the freedom to marry siblings, weirdos, and various barnyard animals.
We have unisex restrooms, IUDs for middle-schoolers, and gun-free zones.
We have plenty of laborers to do the jobs Americans don’t want to do.
We have cities where felons can find sanctuary from oppressive law enforcement.
We have finally removed that dangerous and murderous symbol of whatever it symbolizes in SoCar.
We have the great racial healer in the Oval Office.
And we soon will have the first female PotUS, who will surely bring peace and prosperity and tenderness and cookies and those things missing in our lives with old white men running things.
What could possibly go wrong?
I have reservations about the Redskins (rim shot)