So a blog friend posted a psychological test on FB. I took it. Turns out I’m red. Here’s the test.
You have a RED personality! According to Dr. Carol Ritberger, this means that you’re a “just get it done” kind of person. You are driven, competitive, and you like to be in control. You are very action-oriented, and you appreciate efficiency. Dr. Ritberger adds that as a Red, you typically hold stress and tension in your lower back.
This totally defined me after my injury when I returned to work after my accident and got into programming. As long as people did things my way we got along just fine. I’m far more laid back now. As to the stress in the lower back, I guess that makes me lucky that I don’t have any sensation there. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am a yellow, “creative, independent person. You tend to think outside the box and greatly value your freedom. You are vibrant and friendly . . . tend to hold stress in your abdominal area and are prone to tension headaches when you feel out of control.”
Pretty accurate except for the headaches, and I’m not sure what she means by “out of control,” but I don’t think that’s a frequent issue with me anyway.
Me too – Yellow, but I never get headaches
Ha! I’m a Yellow, too. Like you, I don’t get “tension headaches,” nor understand WTF she means by “out of control,” either.
Tho, once, last December, I had a bout of “hold stress in your abdominal area,” but I finally decided I had enough of putting up with her shit, and Poof! PFM! it all went away.
I’m red also but I don’t have tension headaches or lower back tension. The only tension I get is when a demo-commie propounds.
I’m a red as well, but half the questions had answers other than what I would choose.
1. I am not deadline driven, nor do I get worried. To me, those are one and the same, worry over a deadline. I don’t waste time on research, If I don’t know how, I ask some one who does, but that is the only time I try to make it a group effort.
3. When I’m stuck in traffic, I don’t honk, but I sure do get frustrated. If there was a short cut, I would have been on it already. Music? radio? My favorite setting is O-F-F.
4. Crying kid? My reaction depends on the circumstance. If its a snottnosed brat, I might offer mom my belt. I could answer any of the four on any given day.
5. Homeless? Most of the ones I see are able bodied people, and I won’t give them a dime. The truly needy, and another few million are already getting my money forcibly taken from me by the gov. GOD bless? St Paul said, “If they won’t work, don’t feed them.” Advice that’s as good today as it was two thousand tears ago.
6. When going to see a movie? Like I’m going to give a dime to the communists in Hollywood?
7. Ammo is neither trendy, nor home made. I guess if that is not what they asked for, then they are not my kind of friend.
8 was easy, grab what I need and get the hell out of there. I always seem to find some loonietoons liberal wandering the store no matter what time of day or night.
9. Commercials? What little I watch, I record, and fast forward through the annoyances.
10. No change at my house. I live in the boonies, the effort would be wasted, and even if I were along the busiest road in the county, I wouldn’t waste MY time.
Nuff said. I don’t get tense, I make other tense. Some I’d like to make past tense.
I be Red!
“as seen on The Dr. Oz Show”
That tells me all I need to know about the validity of this test. I call BS
Apparently, Jeremy and I are related. I had the exact same response: None of the pussified answers given for those inane questions reflect my actual response.
I am not driven. I am short-tempered, irritable, grouchy and without even a shred of patience.
Yep I am with you and Jeremy, red. Many answers didn’t really apply. Traffic? Stop gawking and get the f*ck out of my way! For kicks I tried to answer as I thought some liberal would answer and came up green.
I am not sure any of this means much but it was interesting.
Apparently …This test has a filter which only allows Red to come thru.
Actually the person I got it from was orange.
Red. I imagine that’s going to be the large bulk of us on here since we’re the ones doing almost all of the heavy lifting in America anymore.
Well, then they got y’all buffaloed just like the Republican Party. The commies – all Socialists – are historically known as The Reds.
The Arsenal of Democracy? No, we are fucking not. We are a Constitutionally limited Republic. Bastards have been corrupting our language since WWII.