Ron On Isms
Our CEO is definitely into narcissism.
Congress is engaged in constitutional vandalism.
Hillary is in a deep rut of sophism.
Kerry is guilty of diplomatic absurdism.
Trump is, of course, the front-runner in egotism.
Jeb Bush is hopelessly enmired in Rinoism.
Some of the GOP candidates seem headed toward anarchism.
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is waving the banner of ignorantism.
I’d like to know what happened to individualism,
and what the hell’s wrong with capitalism,
and why we seem doomed to socialism,
while a lot of people are attracted to atheism.
Seems to me we need a double-shot of pragmatism
to wash away the media’s film of illusionism
that has destroyed the country’s optimism
and given rise to a widespread feeling of pessimism.
And I’m starting to get a sense of fatalism
that we’re about to be infiltrated by Islamism
with its desire for apocalypticism
or that we’re all gonna die from catastrophism.
Could be that our republic is perched on the brink of finalism
and the only thing that makes sense any more is hedonism.
I sure am lucky to have a guy like Ron around so I can post stuff when I’m too lazy to write. Y’all only get to see a fraction of the stuff he sends me. Not that most of it isn’t good, au contraire, most of it is, but if I posted too much of it you wouldn’t want to read what I write.
