Ron came up with a list of questions.
Why isn’t Hillary Rodham in jail?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why isn’t Charles Manson dead?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why hasn’t Soetoro been deported?
Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
Why isn’t Mooch paying back what she spent on unearned vacations?
Would a Jewish vampire fear a crucifix?
Why isn’t Nidal Hasan dead?
How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Why is Ginsberg still in robes?
Is infertility hereditary?
Why isn’t John Kerry in Leavenworth?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
Why isn’t Nancy Pelosi in a strait jacket?
Now that Microsoft is such a huge company, shouldn’t it be called Macrosoft?
Why isn’t KSM dead?
Why hasn’t Bergdahl been shot by firing squad?
Why hasn’t Valerie Jarrett been banished?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is Jimmy Carter still relevant to anyone?
Why isn’t Tsarnaev dead
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why do sanctuary cities receive federal monies?
Why isn’t Richard Davis (Polly Klass murderer) dead?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why did the Navy consider charges against LCdr White for shooting Abulazeez?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry
Why isn’t Scott Peterson dead?
If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” when we are already there?
Why isn’t Charles Ng dead?
If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through floors?
Why hasn’t the IRS been abolished?
What book does an atheist swear on in court?
Why hasn’t The Five been cancelled?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why isn’t James Holmes dead?
What’s the connection between being dirt poor and being filthy rich?
Why hasn’t MSNBC been turned off?
Why do we teach children never to take candy from strangers but allow them to go trick-or-treating?
Why hasn’t the EPA been abolished?
If you’re arrested for being “legally drunk,”where’s the problem?
Why isn’t Francisco Sanchez dead?
Don’t ‘caregiver’ and ‘caretaker’ basically mean the same thing?
Why hasn’t Hollywood been carpet bombed?
Why hasn’t the NYT done the honorable thing and gone out of business?
Why is Louis Farrakhan still polluting black people’s minds?
Why do we say “heads up” in situations where we really want people to duck?
Why aren’t convicted rapists castrated?
Why has the GOP become a RINO sanctuary?
Why does the word lisp have an “s”?
Why aren’t illegal aliens kicked out of the country for breaking the law by being here?
Why is DeBlasio still in office?
Why didn’t we learn anything about trust from Clinton’s agreement with Kim?
Why do so many blacks in Chicago die by gunfire if weapons are not allowed?
Why do Democrats get a pass from the MSM for offenses Republicans resign for?
Why hasn’t Islam been outlawed in the US and all its territories?
What happens in court when you’re asked to swear to tell the truth and you say “No”?
“B” cell battery:
http://www.smallbattery.company.org.uk/sbc_u10.htm
Cheers
There are B batteries, or were: http://mentalfloss.com/article/12325/why-arent-there-b-batteries
“Would a Jewish vampire fear a crucifix”
Could go one of two ways I think. Either it would recoil from a star of david, or it would recoil from whatever symbol of faith the wielder believes in.
I guess chinese hopping vampires recoil from sticky rice. I don’t know how that works though.
Come to think of it, would a french or italian vampire hate garlic?
And for a bit of good news, flaming America and Israel hater Jimmah the Peanut has cancer. They removed a lump from his liver last week. He will be joining his buddy the Palistidiot shortly after being a pain for America since 1976, and a worse one since 1980.
So …. we can soon state he will no longer be relevant, not that he really was. I don’t wish cancer upon anyone, well, actually I might make an exception for the one person who has make Jimmah the second worse president in our history.
I remember back in the ’70s when Archie Bunker wanted to brush his teeth he said he was going to brush his “Jimmah Cahtahs.”
I’m old enough to remember that Archie B line. He was a hoot but the program would never make it on to the TV in todays lib occupied America.
Enlighten me, what’s the issue with ‘The Five’?
Brain fart. Shoulda been “The View.”
I don’t watch either of the shows, but of all the clips I’ve stumbled upon or people have plagued me with from The View, it seems about as useful as Al Sharpton counseling young blacks or Brock Soetoro impersonating an American.
Those folks STRICTLY look left!
Why isn’t Hillary Rodham in jail?
Two words: John Boehner.
End of story.
It is “antipasto”, not “anti pasta”. before the meal.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Well, ignorance may be bliss, but I wouldn’t know –
Why is it when we deliver something by ship it is Cargo, but when we deliver the same product by a car or vehicle it is a Shipment ?
Why are mousey quiet patriotic White Conservatives never going to get beyond the verbal mode of bitching to each other on the internet on how awful bad it is that America is circling the drain as it is? The above list is the waste product of the disgusting lack of any genuine action oriented PUSHBACK.
We elect politicians who are supposed to push back, but when they get to DC they turn into Dimocrats or spineless pussies.
“Why aren’t illegal aliens kicked out of the country for breaking the law by being here?”
They are – but they keep coming back.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear parachutes?
They didn’t as a whole.
Japanese pilots rarely used parachutes because they added weight which compromised maneuverability, climb rate, and range. They also knew that their chances of recovery if they did bail out were almost nil because they could not afford the luxury of rescue services such as the US enjoyed. Many also considered it cowardice, and preferred a more honorable option, such as suicide crashing into an enemy plane, ship, or other target.