More faux boobage & mega-aureoles. I’m beginning to think Denny gets some sort of sadistic pleasure out of displaying these ladies. I’ve been trying desperately to bring Denny into the perfect female body fold but he continues to struggle. Alas, I may have to appeal to the Federal Attorney General Lynch to bar Denny from displaying these women under Federal “racist hate” laws. It’s perfectly evident there hasn’t been one African-American boobage lady on display. Denny is showing his White Suprematist behavior and the current regime will come down hard. I suggest, Denny, you get a naked pic of FLOTUS and put her in the spotlight ASAP.
OK, onward and upward,
1) FACE: AH, the hallmark gaze of a drugged porn star. It’s evident she’s been the object of a prostitution Svengali. Probably some smooth talking dude seduced her by telling her he was going to make her the second Angelina Jolie. Instead he fed her a steady diet of Coke & Ice until she slid down that deviant slide into the evil world of carnal pleasure to support her habit. Oh yea, face. Actually she still retains some prepubescent beauty. Disregard the unkempt black hair. Focus on her face. Innocent as an angel. Someone you’d take home for the Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing special. Normal features. No evidence of the feature altering scalpel yet. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: OMFG. Why would anyone see feminine beauty in these altered, bloated, pendulous, humongous mammary glands crowned by aureoles the size of Lake Meade. However, their fine shape has been preserved and that alone will save her from the dreaded “F”. I know this lady didn’t undergo the enlargement surgery voluntary. Drugs and the desire to please her dominating pimp have driven her off the road to purity. So personal redemption is still on the horizon. Rating: “D”.
3) THIGHS: Wow, these handsome well shaped upper legs are just fine. A feature that will see her rating rise. Smooth and silky as their radiance in the sunlight is manna for the male admirers. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “C+”.
Actually, as you head south the scenery gets better. I bet her toes would taste fantastic. But that’s just speculation. DDP has toes that taste like pistachio ice cream. I love to spend hours gently nibbling and licking them. Usually this foreplay leads to other carnal pleasures.
Speaking of carnal pleasure I think I’ll dedicate this fair weather Saturday to observing female figures from my favorite perch above the dressing room at the local Victoria’s Secret. That store seems to cater to a higher level of female forms. I tried the Wal*Mart super store a while back. Unfortunately, I picked the “super-size” lady’s Department. That’s fine if you’re into sweat-hog trailer trash babes with multiple tattoos and braided armpit hair. I have much higher standards. Tootle-Do till next week.
Sorry TJ, unlike you, I don’t believe the perfect female body looks like a little boy with skeeter bites for tits and areolae smaller than mine. AD and I prefer real women and we both enjoy yanking your chain. I think this rack is the real deal, since fake ones don’t usually hang the way these do. Fake boobs aren’t usually pendulous.
Anyhoo, just like most weeks, you are outvoted by my readers who, like me, prefer looking at real women.
“I suggest, Denny, you get a naked pic of FLOTUS and put her in the spotlight ASAP.”
I ask, sir, what kind of inhuman monster are you that you would suggest such a thing? It is always possible for reasonable men to differ on some details of the female form, but with this you have crossed a line into a territory where few would go willing.
Quite nice, and oughta drive TJ nuts.
Looks like the Clinton Library in the background.
LMAO!!
For some reason, it reminded me of this:
https://youtu.be/v-VgLIWldcQ?t=1m16s
Is that Lily from the AT&T commercial?
cpu – I would really like to see Lily’s boobage!
Me too. I think she may be a “nice girl” tho.
Hey, it’s the Sphinx!
Can I post an image link? Let’s see if this works…
I worry for her that she will pickup a number of chigger bites from being naked in the grass and weeds.
Don, no, you can’t call them “chiggers” any more. Now they must be addressed as “cheegros.” Didn’t you get the memo?
LMAO Harry!!! That’s a freaking hoot!!!
I don’t know about chigger bite, but I’m pretty sure she would get Roger bites if I could get at her.
More faux boobage & mega-aureoles. I’m beginning to think Denny gets some sort of sadistic pleasure out of displaying these ladies. I’ve been trying desperately to bring Denny into the perfect female body fold but he continues to struggle. Alas, I may have to appeal to the Federal Attorney General Lynch to bar Denny from displaying these women under Federal “racist hate” laws. It’s perfectly evident there hasn’t been one African-American boobage lady on display. Denny is showing his White Suprematist behavior and the current regime will come down hard. I suggest, Denny, you get a naked pic of FLOTUS and put her in the spotlight ASAP.
OK, onward and upward,
1) FACE: AH, the hallmark gaze of a drugged porn star. It’s evident she’s been the object of a prostitution Svengali. Probably some smooth talking dude seduced her by telling her he was going to make her the second Angelina Jolie. Instead he fed her a steady diet of Coke & Ice until she slid down that deviant slide into the evil world of carnal pleasure to support her habit. Oh yea, face. Actually she still retains some prepubescent beauty. Disregard the unkempt black hair. Focus on her face. Innocent as an angel. Someone you’d take home for the Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing special. Normal features. No evidence of the feature altering scalpel yet. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: OMFG. Why would anyone see feminine beauty in these altered, bloated, pendulous, humongous mammary glands crowned by aureoles the size of Lake Meade. However, their fine shape has been preserved and that alone will save her from the dreaded “F”. I know this lady didn’t undergo the enlargement surgery voluntary. Drugs and the desire to please her dominating pimp have driven her off the road to purity. So personal redemption is still on the horizon. Rating: “D”.
3) THIGHS: Wow, these handsome well shaped upper legs are just fine. A feature that will see her rating rise. Smooth and silky as their radiance in the sunlight is manna for the male admirers. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “C+”.
Actually, as you head south the scenery gets better. I bet her toes would taste fantastic. But that’s just speculation. DDP has toes that taste like pistachio ice cream. I love to spend hours gently nibbling and licking them. Usually this foreplay leads to other carnal pleasures.
Speaking of carnal pleasure I think I’ll dedicate this fair weather Saturday to observing female figures from my favorite perch above the dressing room at the local Victoria’s Secret. That store seems to cater to a higher level of female forms. I tried the Wal*Mart super store a while back. Unfortunately, I picked the “super-size” lady’s Department. That’s fine if you’re into sweat-hog trailer trash babes with multiple tattoos and braided armpit hair. I have much higher standards. Tootle-Do till next week.
Sorry TJ, unlike you, I don’t believe the perfect female body looks like a little boy with skeeter bites for tits and areolae smaller than mine. AD and I prefer real women and we both enjoy yanking your chain. I think this rack is the real deal, since fake ones don’t usually hang the way these do. Fake boobs aren’t usually pendulous.
Anyhoo, just like most weeks, you are outvoted by my readers who, like me, prefer looking at real women.
“I suggest, Denny, you get a naked pic of FLOTUS and put her in the spotlight ASAP.”
I ask, sir, what kind of inhuman monster are you that you would suggest such a thing? It is always possible for reasonable men to differ on some details of the female form, but with this you have crossed a line into a territory where few would go willing.
Please, sir, consider and repent!
Grass fed
I’d better have a careful once over to be sure she hasn’t run afoul of those horrible, horrible ticks.
Hardwood floor… not much to worry about catching ticks.
Being from the Dairy State, I’ve seen this pastoral scene many times by our rural highways. Very peaceful.
Those udders need to be milked twice a day, tho, and the bulls need the run of the pasture.
Assuming the position, I assume – That ougta rile those missionary position zealots somewhat.
Forget the chigger bites, she is actually practicing her proper position while assisting my suicide by suffocation.
From the rear, chaaaaaarge!